The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
@claire_training and @fitXander
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Letter 1 - 17th September 1999
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
09/30/22 • 34 min
Mum writes her first letter to Xander at University in 1999. There is some content about the Queen, and Claire and Xander considered re-recording post her death but they quite simply could not be arsed.
Good Luck.
Letter 3 - 8th October 1999
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
10/14/22 • 41 min
Wow what an eventful letter this week! Mum has a moment of doubt as to whether she has in fact taped Friends and Frasier on the VHS recorder. Xander settles in for his third week at University and Fiona The Boner has a 6 way Lesbian Orgy.
Letter 2 - 30th September 1999
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
10/07/22 • 37 min
Claire has a threesome with Dido and Binty. Xander knows he is gay but hasn't come out yet and Mum takes quite the risk by machine washing a dry-clean-only garment.
Contains swearing, laughter and scenes of a gay nature. Thank God.
Letter 11 - January 2000!
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
12/17/22 • 38 min
To celebrate the Millennium, Janet Bee-Hee becomes the new Pope. A just reward for her years as a Titty farmer. Sadly, Ellie’s Dad (or Emu’s Dad - we are not 100% sure) goes into hospital. She takes him the usual ASDA grapes, Bassett's Liquorice Allsorts, and his favourite Sex Worker. Unfortunately the grapes were mouldy and the Liquorice affected his Inhaler. He was, of course, able to enjoy the sex. What a relief.
That’s what he said.
Letter 10 - 3rd December 1999
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
12/10/22 • 53 min
In this letter we finally reveal how mum REALLY died: By making love to the very microphone we use to record the podcast.
Letter 9 - 18th November 1999
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
11/28/22 • 78 min
Grandma has a bath in the nursing home and to everyone’s horror she finds out what a Blowy is. Xander spends most of the episode deciding whether it is ok to throw a Zygote at King Charles, and Claire gives all hot lesbians consent to look at her Camel Toe. It’s going to be another bumpy ride so hold onto your hats.
P.S. Life is short so go live it.
Letter 8 - 11th November 1999
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
11/21/22 • 78 min
Mum & Dad Roger Sylvia in a smoke and booze fuelled orgy. Xander tries to find out what the cis female orgasm really is, and Claire tries her best to avoid the question.
Remember don't tell anyone about the podcast 🤫
Letter 7 - 4th November 1999
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
11/14/22 • 48 min
Xander books a venue for their Edinburgh stand-up, then Claire pulls out because she can’t bare to be away from her kids for more than 2 seconds at a time. Xander immediately replaces her with a ventriloquist dummy and it turns out the dummy is more interesting, valuable and funny than Claire has ever been.
In 1999 Mum tells us some hot hot gossip, Claire turns up some trousers with sticky tape and Dad drops a slice of potato into his gravy.
Who knew the 1990s were so eventful right?
Letter 6 - 29th October 1999
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
11/07/22 • 47 min
Something to help you in your day today:
“If you can't hate yourself, how the hell you gonna hate anybody else.”
Xander is feeling a bit anxious having just started university in 1999. Claire has a telephone conversation with mum which is very enlightening, and there is much discussion about the micro penis. All will be revealed in letter 6.
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Letter 5 - 20th October 1999
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
10/31/22 • 24 min
This letter sees a key change as Claire discusses her fears surrounding the moment Mum’s sister (Auntie Kay) died. Mum watches First Wives Club, Xander admits he wants to be left alone in a small dark room and we accidentally on purpose allegedly slag off the Pope. Ooops. Our bad. Let's hope he doesn't stop listening.
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FAQ
How many episodes does The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum have?
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum currently has 11 episodes available.
What topics does The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum cover?
The podcast is about Bisexual, Comedians, Health & Fitness, Tiktok, Lgbtq, Grief, Lesbian Podcast, Funny, Funny Podcast, Lesbian, Trans, Comedy, Podcasts, Gay, Queer, Mum, Sexuality and Gay Podcast.
What is the most popular episode on The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum?
The episode title 'Letter 11 - January 2000!' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum?
The average episode length on The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum is 48 minutes.
How often are episodes of The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum released?
Episodes of The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum?
The first episode of The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum was released on Sep 30, 2022.
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