The Horny Housewife

Mommy is back from Vegas- lets shoot the shit and talk about why you gotta stop venting to all your friends about your S.O. Listener Questions ; a husband who desires to last longer without the use of products and edging just isn't working. Another listener shares his wife post children has an xxxl vagina (which he loves) and wants to know how he can get her to love it just as much- and maybe be open to something larger penetrating her! One husband shares his struggle with porn and the deep resentment his wife holds in his marriage. All this and more in todays EP. LISTENER Q;s START @ 9:00

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Locker room talk 101, your O face, his O face, her O face, girls can get performance anxiety- and squirting feedback for all. I adore you freaky fam. Buckle in-All your listener questions are going down today. We've got a husband yearning to release his load on his hott wife face- she is resistant to this idea-how can we change this?! If at all? A man with a perfect relationship except the fact he could sex a couple of more times a week- if only! My thoughts. Next up a wife who is fed up feeling undesired, sending racy texts with no reply, she is horny and he just isn't, she should be bothered? Hell ya. Lets talk about it. Another woman raves about her marriage, but gets nostalgic when thinking of the "pressed against the wall, ripping our clothes off, hott and heavy passionate-cant get enough of you- sex, and wondering does it ever come back? Our last and final question is about jealous + arousal=) Getting horny from being jealous! There are women who exist that get wet thinking of their man with another woman, in fact they like to get off to it- but it DOESNT mean they want to try this IRL. Tune in to hear more!

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How long should good sex be? I took a poll what is the ideal sex time; quickies, >20 min, or hour+...tune in to find out what the listeners had to say. Today I am discussing my maybe harsh opinion on your spouse "letting themselves go"- along with answering your burning listener questions! One husbands wife seems to be ashamed of her love of her bbc dildo...among man other toys. He found out she is much hornier than she lets on and its driving him wild! Another listeners husband is back from a 9 month rotation in the military and prior the couple had sex multiple times a day- now that he is back he cant even get hard! Dear listener is taking quite the hit to her self confidence, her man says it has nothing to do with her, but she cant help but feel like shit. Do you love listen questions? Audio erotica? Want bonus content? JOIN THE PATREON.

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Chilling out this monday with some you me and freaky fam locker room talk. its a LA LA LA listener question kinda monday, and Im shooting the shit. From a vagina that dry and frequently tears, to a women whose husband hasn't eaten her out in a decade......Iv got solutions baby. Ive got inspiration mommy's and daddies. Clarification in regards to how exactly missionary anal is achieved; women expressing their insatiability and wandering eye- the woes that come with a high drive to fuck. Today''s audio erotica is chapter 1 aka the build up; entitled "Office Hours- chapter 1". by u/Jadeoceanwrites. Chapter 2 will be read on the patreon next Wednesday. If you love audio erotica join the patreon here.

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Consider this the first of many "Lessons in Getting Laid", I , The Horny Housewife, and giving my opinion, and hot tips on how to better warm up your partner for the deed; slow motion with meeee. Im working in some burning listener questions, one about helping his wife open up after a traumatic incident, the other is struggling in her relationship as her boyfriend hasn't been intimate with her in 10 months! Im not holding back, only because I love you. In regards to ~backdoor entry~ I'm not discriminating we are talking both the men and the ladies, from the conversation, to step by step how-to, an*al foreplay, and the actual act-which positions is best, can this be enjoyable of the women? -spoiler alert ***YES. Tune in to hear more.