The Great Chameleon War
Justin Hellstrom
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Welcome to the Nesting Zone: a surreal rim of jungle around Mt. Tahoma prowled by transdimensional reptiles. The Amanuensis catalogues his expedition up the volcano slope and records stories of explorers caught in the evolving dreamscape. Paleo-mythic lizard pyromancy. Blood whisper secrets. Carnivorous astronauts. Cursed poem hallucinations. Staying sane is not an option: a fiction podcast by Justin Hellstrom - rated M for mature.
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E05 Still Life with Sumatra Mandheling, Table & Coaster
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07/14/20 • 20 min
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Episode 05: Still Life with Sumatra Mandheling, Table & Coaster
A coffee mug. A table. A coaster. The sum total of heaven forcing you to forget everyone you’ve ever loved - their form - their caress - that they were ever in your life at all. Oh no. No way. Oh no. A cave. A paleontologist. A substance. A gateway. An intrauterine memory incarnate.
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E02 The Whaler :: Side B
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07/14/20 • 27 min
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Episode 02: The Whaler Side B
Discarded maritime architecture. Dead dog in the marsh. The Whaler - severed feet - midden of marine creatures. A-A-A-A-A- CURSED RELIC OF CHILDHOOD IMMOLATED. The Mount Tahoma Magic Show Begins: Missiles and confetti poppers. Blood heaven baptism vomit. Can you see it? The Golden Wolf has tasted your blood. It is all my fault. And for that I am proud.
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Welcome to the Nesting Zone
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06/29/20 • 2 min
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The Great Chameleon War premiers with 5 episodes on July 14th. You’ll follow the Amanuensis as he crawls through a landscape of cursed dreams and titanic reality-altering reptiles. As the self-appointed storyteller of the Nesting Zone - he catalogs his ascent up the volcano slope along with the myths, legends, and stories of other explorers surviving the hallucinatory jungle colonizing Mt. Tahoma. Staying sane is not an option. A fiction podcast by Justin Hellstrom: visit thegreatchameleonwar.com for more.
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E04 The Bat in the Ermine Cape :: Side B
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07/14/20 • 21 min
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Episode 04: The Bat in the Ermine Cape Side B
A paleolithic tapir. A bat. A ripping in your chest with a gaping spring day sinkhole (and a poor sheep lost to its depths). Cursed lover rabbit phobia. Storytime: summer camp - a horse - a waterfall - stealing one of god’s miracles: constellations rain their lies upon the garden. A coffin. Extravehicular mobility suits in flames. All things eaten. Even the giraffe. Hallucinogenic saliva brain cannibalism - a fissure through the real.
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E06 Nova Primordia :: Side A
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05/06/21 • 27 min
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The gates of heaven gnawed by a reptile - a museum riddled with careless youth - a people eating vehicle - how deep can you see yourself inside yourself? - because I want you to know that I can see further. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime
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E08 Without a Nightlight You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side A
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06/03/21 • 31 min
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Episode 08: Without a Nightlight You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side A
Phantom tongued Uruk-hai – a worm hiding from the sun – the end arrives – return to the Nesting Zone – peeing downstream – Grove of the Patriarchs – a new Plastic God Emperor is born.
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E07 Nova Primordia :: Side B
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05/20/21 • 23 min
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Episode 07: Nova Primordia Side B
A lighthouse keeper on fire - a telescope - a true recollection of a memory - neo extinction - high speed accident - the queen of all astronauts - the end of the parade. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime
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E03 The Bat in the Ermine Cape :: Side A
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07/14/20 • 27 min
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Episode 03: The Bat in the Ermine Cape Side A
Intercosmic terror digestion that I won’t waste time describing the gore of here. A note: carnivorous astronauts will come for you, eventually. A planetarium greenhouse where all constellations are lies - just like your night sky. Forbidden sin theatre stage that has eaten all the actors - left behind a botanical wonderland. A new explorer. Storytime: fire - Godzilla - a winged mammal that has come to curse your ex-lover.
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E01 The Whaler :: Side A
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07/14/20 • 27 min
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Episode 01: The Whaler Side A
A plastic pterosaur toy. Subterranean hominids shear their arms off - paint a lizard skull red - bite salamanders. A rim of tropic glacial paradise known as the Nesting Zone: a neo nursery for mythic reptiles and dream explorer legends - one they call The Whaler. The first Great Chameleon emergence. The birthplace of all oceans.
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Ep10 Without a Nightlight You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side B
The Great Chameleon War
07/14/21 • 26 min
Episode 10: Without a Night Light You’ll Have Bad Dreams :: Side B
Happy One Year Anniversary! Thank you all so much for spending 12 months in the Nesting Zone – your dreams are almost ready for harvesting. Keep your eyes closed, your ears open, and heart bleeding fire. You can find some neat stuff over at www.thegreatchameleonwar.com including our dear narrator's debut novel: The Tide Will Erase All, out now.
A big thanks to some of our best friends over at Hit the Bricks Podcast: a musical radio-play set from the land of Oz. Listen at https://hitthebricks.com/
Log Entry:
Newborn terrarium fairy orgy – excavation – an egg – the Paleontoligst – a joke – Crown Knight Bedtime – the Superbike Racer - Nap time and feeding time – at the same time.
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