The Ghoul Club

Welcome to The Ghoul Club Hotel. We have an indefinable number of rooms, some colourful live-in guests, and plenty of Demon Juice to go around. We'll sit you down and tell you all about The Witchery by the Castle in Edinburgh, followed by the horrors of The Langham Hotel in London. We also discuss inventive ways to say that you've forgotten something, the meaning of the phrase "open your wee bealey", and of course more hilarious misfired attempts at various accents. We hope you enjoy your stay!
Remember to come and visit our clubhouse! And send your spooky, creepy, awful, sexy, hilarious stories to [email protected].

We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Happy Birthday, The Ghoul Club! That's right, there has now been an entire year of Ghoul Club founders Kyle and Jennie talking utter shite. And, in true Ghoul Club fashion, we had technical issues that meant re-recording the beginning of the episode. But we do eventually tell some spooky stories that revolve around birthdays; from a reddit story to an urban legend, and a double murder. We also discuss melons, bloody candles, and milky lactating breasts.
Join us in the clubhouse to celebrate our birthday and consider gifting us your patronage on Patreon. You can also send your campfire spooky stories to [email protected] to be featured in a future episode!

We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media!

Creepy crawlies, curly wurlies, and an insectoid vagina. We've got it all in our intro inspired by Resident Evil 7's Dulvey Haunted House and the romance of Jack and Marguerite Baker. (P.S. We are the actors in the intro, we've just altered our voices using AI for comedy purposes)
Today's stories have got everything you could wish for: Murder, conspiracy, gouging, and lesbian incest. We begin with the violence of the Papin Sisters before moving on to the mystery of the Philadelphia Experiment. We also discuss the consistency of eyeballs, getting deep-sixed, and insulting aliens.

We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Have you ever had the itch to discover what dark secrets might lie behind the town you live in? Well, we certainly have. And that's what led us to this week's theme. We start off with Kyle in Falmouth, where we learn about the ghosts of Pendennis Castle; then we go to Dawlish (sort of) with Jennie and learn about the ghosts of Powderham Castle. We also debate Henry VIII's eligibility as the poster-child of "curves = coins", talk about Jennie's place in the LGBTQIA+ community, and reveal the secrets behind lesbians' false nail habits. It spirals further and further out of control, but we can't wait for you to be on that ride with us.
Come and visit us in the clubhouse when you have a second! And email us your spooky (or lesbian-false-nails) stories to [email protected].

We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media!

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Femme fatales, women who kill, white ladies, killer queens. We're talking about women who are aware enough of their feminine wiles to commit atrocious acts of violence this week—so, basically, we're just talking about Jennie. But we do also talk about the Granny Ripper, which is just as wild and ridiculous as it sounds, and then about the curse of La Sayona, who may be our sexiest ghoul yet. We also talk about sad salads, older women in the porn industry, and supernatural soap operas. People of all gender identities are welcome!
Don't forget to visit our clubhouse! And send us your stories of creepy encounters or paranormal experiences to [email protected].

We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.