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Episode 5 - Gerbil deathcamp customer services department
The Future History of the British Isles
04/25/19 • 17 min
Young and old toiled together, and though teeth did rot, no one was unemployed, given work had once more come to mean daily survival. After the Black Rains, the insects were first to die. Then the fish. There was a stay of execution for six months, when turnips would still grow. In turnips we trust. Then all was barren. Written by Hugh Dichmont
New edit released 21st April 2020

Episode 3 - Pretentious carrots
The Future History of the British Isles
04/11/19 • 16 min
The people of Nottinghamshire found strength in separation, with the abandoned shops and paved streets of derelict town centres pulled up for root vegetables to prosper. Rural communities focused on self-sufficient economies of dung. Written by Hugh Dichmont
New edit released 21st April 2020

Episode 1 - A very moist cardigan
The Future History of the British Isles
03/29/19 • 14 min
After the Prime Minister’s death on the 15th of May, ethnic tensions grew in England. Their landslide re-election, coming only days before, had stoked protest among Nottinghamshire dissidents, who used the legacy of Yorkshire’s devolution to once more demand the status of a republic. Written by Hugh Dichmont.
New edit released 21st April 2020

Episode 6 - No no stupido
The Future History of the British Isles
05/02/19 • 17 min
Occasionally an adventure-minded leader would suggest building long ropes to climb up to Ingle-Land. Shamans suggested the entire earth was rotten, and that they would be climbing from one hell, to an identical or worse facsimile. People liked the word facsimile. They no longer new what it meant, exactly, but took solace in fragments of their shared past. Written by Hugh Dichmont
New edit released 21st April 2020

Episode 4 - Liberry
The Future History of the British Isles
04/19/19 • 15 min
The automated security turrets, forged in cement and steel by his majesty’s government to keep the county’s people in, now inadvertently kept the desperate hordes out, as civil war broke throughout the rest of the England- the cracks of gunfire like distant fireworks as Ilkeston burned itself to the ground. Written by Hugh Dichmont
New edit released 21st April 2020

Episode 2 - Up a stream
The Future History of the British Isles
04/05/19 • 14 min
Dubbed “England’s answer to Pompeii”, the 687 inhabitants of Sutton-cum-Lound, known for its proximity to numerous fishing lakes, were poisoned and preserved by formaldehyde from nearby fracking plants, embalming residents in the midst of daily life. Written by Hugh Dichmont
New edit released 21st April 2020
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How many episodes does The Future History of the British Isles have?
The Future History of the British Isles currently has 6 episodes available.
What topics does The Future History of the British Isles cover?
The podcast is about Apocalypse, Satire, Comedy, Podcasts, Arts and Performing Arts.
What is the most popular episode on The Future History of the British Isles?
The episode title 'Episode 6 - No no stupido' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on The Future History of the British Isles?
The average episode length on The Future History of the British Isles is 16 minutes.
How often are episodes of The Future History of the British Isles released?
Episodes of The Future History of the British Isles are typically released every 6 days, 15 hours.
When was the first episode of The Future History of the British Isles?
The first episode of The Future History of the British Isles was released on Mar 29, 2019.
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