The FuMP

Notification Sounds is a song about other people's phone notifications intruding on our personal space.

This song will change the face of music forever. You will tell your grandchildren where you were the first time you heard it. 50 years from now, dudes in shiny robes will be playing air guitar to it, and it will bring peace and harmony to the galaxy. Or maybe it's just some silly nonsense.

If you are unemployed, this song is going to make you want to get a job! If you work, strap yourself into the porcelain God for a 2 minute ride called Poopin' on the Clock. It's everybody's favorite work-day activity! Stu Sauce wrote this song poopin' at work. It took him three sh!ts to do it, but the deed was done. Working as a school teacher is rough, but those 4 minutes inbetween classes and the time before and after teaching students made this song possible. Share it with your friends who poop, and those who zipped up their butt holes!

A song inspired by my wonderful wife of 36 years. Hang in there, Deb!

In honor of The King as we celebrate the 47th year and 3rd month after his death. Here's how it would be were he still in the building!