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The Faltese Malcom

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The Faltese Malcom was recorded using a number of actors in stereo, with left and right voices, where you'll find adventure, love, laughter, a hard-boiled mystery, and walk on the fantasy side with time travel. No one believed Joshua Punch. Certainly not Karen Sawyer in present day Washington D. C. "You're not going to believe this." He gazed into her blue eyes. "While I was visiting Buckys's house–" "Unknown to Buckeys.‟ "Unknown to Buckeys–" ‟While he's away on vacation.‟ "While he's away–you gonna listen to this?‟ "I'm believing it so far.‟ "Somebody in there schlunked me on the head. I woke up dangling out on the ledge of the thirteenth floor of a hotel. In San Francisco. I got schlunked on the head again and I ended up back in Buckeys's house. I'm mentally being swapped back and forth with some guy in San Francisco." "What's not to believe?" Karen palmed up both hands. "So you're swapping bodies with another man." She leaned forward and lowered her voice. "See, the difficult part was swapping bodies with someone from San Francisco." He stared into her big blues and one eyebrow rose. "There's something else, isn't there? Something about San Francisco?" "It's in the nineteen twenties." But believe him or not, when he landed in San Francisco he found himself in the body in of a private eye named S. Paid, who everyone called Spaid. And Spaid was smack in the middle of a war between a mob boss and a beautiful Chinese tong queen who had designs on his body. Which was okay with Josh, except when she threatened to cut off the good parts of his body. Who would feel the pain, Spaid or good old Joshua Punch? Also, Spaid's partner was killed and a couple of cops wanted to put him in a cell and throw away the key–clichés, everyone there spoke in clichés. Oh yes, and a woman wanted him to find something called the Faltese Malcom. Except... "The Faltese Malcom?" The fat man's big belly shook as he tried to contain his mirth. "I hardly think so, Mr. Spaid. Another one of Miss O'Shaughnessy's little fictions I fear. What we are really looking for is... the Maltese Falcon." Meanwhile, in twenty-first century Washington, the falcon everyone wanted--the FBI, an oil company, and a couple of mobsters–was a guided missile stolen from a navy base. And everyone thought Joshua Punch had it. And if he didn't produce it, everyone was threatening to cut off the good parts of his body. And Josh had no doubt who would feel that pain. But the O'Shaughnessy dame had it right all along. In the end only one thing really made a difference. The Faltese Malcom.

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FalteseMalcom 17

The Faltese Malcom

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06/09/11 • 37 min

Chapters 54 - 57 Conclusion, Josh and Karen are thrown into the river and must find someway to get saved and get back on board Josh's boat.

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06/09/11 • 37 min

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06/09/11 • 32 min

Chapters 51 - 53 Josh collects $500K for the Faltese Malcom, meets Karen to swap money for newspaper and is kidnaped. Kidnappers find newspaper instead of money and hold Josh on his boat. Karen agrees to come with money.

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06/09/11 • 32 min

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The Faltese Malcom

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05/05/11 • 46 min

Chapters 47 - 50 When Josh goes to the Fat Man with the Maltese Falcon, they find it if lead and anther shoot em' up. Josh returned to modern times and Josh goes back to his boat and a man gives him heritage left him by Effie, the Faltese Malcom

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05/05/11 • 46 min

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The Faltese Malcom

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05/05/11 • 34 min

Chapters 43 - 46 Josh determines money could be made with modern knowledge back in '27 stock market. He waks up again in Sain Francis, and Mahony tries to kill Josh and Effie, Tong Queen rescues them, but then the Fat Man kidnaps O'Shaughnessy.

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05/05/11 • 34 min

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05/05/11 • 38 min

Chapters 40 - 42 As Effie deposits Mahony's money, and big shoot e'' up takes play, Josh is knocked out and awakes on board his boat where FBI shows up and want Josh to meet with Fargin, Josh and Karen retrun to laft apartment.

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05/05/11 • 38 min

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The Faltese Malcom

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04/05/11 • 34 min

Chapters 36 - 39 - They plan a trap for Fargin, plan goes awry and Josh ends up back in Fan Fran in middle of gang war. Bad guys kill one another, Josh ends up with money, and he meets with guy who has Maltese Falcon and a knife in his back.

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04/05/11 • 34 min

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The Faltese Malcom

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04/05/11 • 41 min

Chapters 33 - 35 - Karen reminisces about Christmas, Josh gives her a present, they make love, order pizza in, go through Greenstreets stuff to find Greenstreet's double crossing everyone, stealing the Falcon and selling it twice.

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04/05/11 • 41 min

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The Faltese Malcom

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04/05/11 • 40 min

Chapters 29 - 32 - Josh goes to bed and wakes up at BWI, Greensteet dead and Binky and Frog after he and Karen. Before they leave, Josh cleans out Greenstreet's temporay locker, and return loft apartment I go through Greenstreet's stuff.

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04/05/11 • 40 min

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04/02/11 • 35 min

Chapters 25 - 28 - Finds out Miss Marvel is really Sally O'Shaughnessy and wants the Faltese Malcom, but when he gets back to Spaid's apartment, the fat man tells him it is actually the Maltese Falcon, and gives him the Falcon's history.

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04/02/11 • 35 min

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04/02/11 • 40 min

Chapters 22 - 24 - Karen takes Josh to her boss's apartment, they discover Buckeys is really arms dealer Greenstreet. Josh falls asleep and wakes back in San Fran where he is accused of killing Fribay, the man with the Maltese Falcon.

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04/02/11 • 40 min

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FAQ

How many episodes does The Faltese Malcom have?

The Faltese Malcom currently has 17 episodes available.

What topics does The Faltese Malcom cover?

The podcast is about Mystery, Action, Adventure, Podcasts, Books, Time, Arts, Travel and Suspense.

What is the most popular episode on The Faltese Malcom?

The episode title 'FalteseMalcom 17' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on The Faltese Malcom?

The average episode length on The Faltese Malcom is 36 minutes.

When was the first episode of The Faltese Malcom?

The first episode of The Faltese Malcom was released on Jan 17, 2011.

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