The Deviants Podcast

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Welcome back to another episode of Textual Deviants where the format is made up and the schedule doesnt matter!
This week we ferociously, speed read Allegedly by Tiffany D. Jackson! After reading a particularly derisive 1 star review, we just HAD to tell [NAME REDACTED] just how wrong they are, point by point.
Enjoy the takedown of the century (or at least of the hour), with our 5-star (plz rate us) rebuttal of a 1-star review as we discuss Tiffany D. Jackson's Allegedly!

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In this week's episode we dip our toes in the waters of (trill) rrrrromance. Our girl Chloe Brown is getting a life and we are here to check her list twice! And of course we have some questions.
1. What does the cat say? (Hint: it's never miaow)
2.What's the male equivalent of a manic pixie dream girl?
3. When will we get to the meaty softcore porn we know we are all here for!
Join us as we cross the first half of Get a Life, Chloe Brown off our list 😉!

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Picture it. It was the summer of 2005. School had just let out and you find yourself at your local library borrowing the hottest book of the summer, Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief. Afterwards, you jam to Hilary Duff's latest album Most Wanted featuring hits like So Yesterday and Wake Up as you head to Rita's opening day. You are in bliss. Or maybe you're a Taiwo who somehow missed out on the existence of this series until the *movie that shall not be named* came out in the year that we shall never talk about again. (Or shall we?)
Either way, join us as we travel back to the days of our youth when life was as simple as fighting a Greek god...or two.

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It's week 5 of December and it seems like you missed a present over there. Yeah. Right there, Under the Christmas Tree! That's right! We are bringing you our final holiday deviation of the season, Under the Christmas Tree courtesy of Liftetime!
For Lifetime's first ever Lesbian Christmas movie, we had to bring in a very special Queerio, Satchel Williams, to guest host!
Our season finale (>.<) has everything:

• 6 fabulous main characters
• 5 unexplainable jobs (WHAT IS YOUR JOB THE REST OF THE YEAR CHARLIE & ROHAN???)
• 4 frickin' chickens! (<3 Mary B, Susan, Betty & Judy)
• 3 hosts in agreement (Is this the ultimate Christmas present?
• 2 sexy ass ass lesbian (We'd give it all up for you Charlie)
• And a partridge in a pear tree!

We hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive us for the late upload and join us as we break down this soon to be holiday classic in this week's episode of Disney Deviants - Under the Christmas Tree!

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In our official Spooky-Oooky Halloween kickoff episode we discuss LAna Harper's sapphic, magic novel Payback's a Witch!