The Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour

Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

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Silver Streak:
Chapter 1, The Hunt Begins

Detective Jim Silvers takes over the reigns of the podcast in the absence of Pastor Creedence Clearwater (Creekwater?). Jim recruits future junior detectives, sets his sights on finding the pastor, reads a letter from “The Axe Man” and delivers a Public Service Announcement.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott

THE PASTOR IS BACK THIS WEEK WITH A VERY SPECIAL OFFER!! THIS IS ONE EXCITING BARGAIN YOU AREN’T GOING TO WANT TO PASS UP!! YOU AREN’T GOING TO FIND SAVINGS LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE IN TOWN!!! THOSE IN NEED OF TRANSPORTATION PLEASE LISTEN AND CONTACT THE PASTOR OR MYSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!! https://cptbroadcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ccrh-mini-car.mp3 BUT THATS NOT ALL WE HAVE ON OFFER THIS WEEK!! I HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO TAKE THE TIME TO READ THROUGH THESE DESCRIPTIONS!!! I HAVE A BARELY USED KEYBOARD I AM LOOKING TO TRADE FOR A SIMILARLY USED KEYBOARD!!! IT WORKS PERFECTLY!!! THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THE CAPSLOCK KEY IS MISSING AND IS THUS FOR SOME REASON CONSTANTLY STUCK IN CAPSLOCK BUT ITS HARDLY NOTICEABLE!!! ALSO THE EXCLAMATION MARK KEY IS BROKEN AND WILL SOMETIMES ADD MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS THAN YOU INTEND TO END YOUR SENTENCE WITH BUT WHO DOESN’T LOVE A COUPLE MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS!?!?!!!!! IT JUST SHOWS MORE ENTHUSIASM!!!! PLEASE CONTACT ME SOON I DESPERATELY NEED A NEW KEYBOARD THE ONLY OTHER KEYBOARD I HAVE AVAILABLE IS MISSING ALL NUMBER KEYS AND THE SPACEBAR!!! CONTACT SOON PLEASE PLEASE!!! -DON p.s.nevermindtheotherkeyboardisofficiallybrokenbutifyouareatallinterestedstillIamwillingtopartwithitfortwodollars.

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The trial of the century, The People vs. Donald Falcom, has come to a close. As per Beavertail tradition, the all-female jury returned from their delibirations at the Beavertail Holiday Inn’s special Jury Delibiration chamber and spa, to announce their verdict. https://cptbroadcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ccrh-scary-stories_edit2.mp3 After weeks of debate and arguments from the Defense, Beavertail’s own Pastor Creedence Clearwater and Crumdon’s Lawyer of the Year, Michael Davenport, the Jury has found Donald “not guilty” on the charges of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, waffle-theft, and bad-murder thoughts. The much talked about trial reached a turning-point last week when Pastor Clearwater’s “Court Filibuster technique” of reading the entirety of Hiromu Arakawa’s landmark manga series “Full Metal Alchemist”, (complete with descriptions of each image and commentary) was interrupted by a shocking revelation from the morgue. The cause of death, initially thought to be a stabbing with thousands of tiny knives, was revealed to be snake venom. Shortly there-after the security tapes of the Denny’s parking lot revealed that Donald had a brief conversation with the victim, Todd Sinnoh, where-in he apologized profusely for “trying to get in the way of his true love’s happiness” and Mr. Sinnoh replied with “I hope you get bit by thousands of venomous snakes you horrible man”. Donald then fled the scene in tears before a cruel irony befell Mr Sinnoh and he was swarmed by thousands of venomous snakes that had flooded the streets of Beavertail. While managing to fight off some of them, Mr. Sinnoh stumbled off into the woods where he succumbed to his wounds. The tapes were truly damning for the prosecution who responded with “well, this sucks. Oh well, I give up.” and proceeded to leave the courtroom. Mr. Davenport could not be reached for comment. When asked why he did not think to review the security tape sooner, Detective Jim Silvers, head of the investigation replied with “It didn’t seem too important at the time.” Donald Falcon, now a free-man, has returned to his job assisting Pastor Clearwater with his podcast “The Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour”.

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Featuring Matthew Schott, Isaac Miller, and Amelia Dudley
With appearances from Eric Austin, Rebecca Bassell, and Ollie Corchado

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Pastor Clearwater,

My name is Ethel Laharl, I’m the social worker assigned to your case. As you know, your official sentence was 13 weeks community service for the crimes of “Name Lying” and “Baring False Witness Upon name of the Church”. You are therefor going to be given a job here in town which you shall work at in order to pay your debt to the town of Beavertail.

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Since you have experience working with people of all ages I have decided to assign you to the John Wilkes Booth Secular Academy for Grades K-12. Due to recent tragic events, they have found themselves short one cafeteria worker. You shall be filling in for this position. Your official title will be that of Lunch Man.

You will be trained on the job by the current working Lunch Woman and are to do exactly what you are told. Its my understanding that you can be a bit of a trouble maker to I ask that you please just keep your head down, serve the lunch and make this next 15 weeks easy on us both, ok? Please contact me if you have any questions regarding your employment.

Yours,

Ethel Laharl

Beavertail Department of Social Services

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Featuring (Left to Right)
Alison Wien, Matthew Schott, Richie Pepio, and Becky Granger.

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Hey Everyone,

I realize I’ve neglected to actually tell you what’s going on in these episodes and accidentally been posting my emails instead. That ends now.

In the Season Finale, The Pastor invites the rest of the religious figures from the town over for an old-fashioned “Pastor-Off.” Things become tense. Someone might lose their church. Someone might lose their life. An old mystery might be solved.- Don’s Editor Note

Now that I’ve got that out of the way, I have one more email to share with you all!

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Wow. What a year its been ‘huh? First off, I really just need to apologize for how I’ve treated you this year. I’ve been incredibly distant and once you dropped that bombshell earlier on...well it shook me. But I’m gonna make up for all the time we’ve lost this year by being honest with you now.

Things weren’t great with Todd before then end. We were fighting a lot, we stopped sleeping in the same room and eventually he just started seeing other people. I knew and I didn’t stop him because I wanted him to fall in love with someone else, I wanted him to find happiness elsewhere because I knew we couldn’t find it together. Whenever we were in the same room I just felt, distracted, like my mind....my heart was elsewhere.

I know where it was now, Don. I’m ready to admit what I wasn’t ready to say all those months ago. I think...I think I have feelings for you too. You are the only person who ever really “got” me, you know? And that book you wrote? That was hilarious, Don. It was exactly my sense of humor, the exact thing Todd never understood about me. He wrote 50 best selling detective novels to try and connect with me and your hastily-written, spelling-error-filled manuscript understood me better than he ever could.

This is going to sound bad but...when Todd passed, I felt...relief. Like I could finally start all over...all over with you. I knew you had nothing to do with it, I know your soul, Don. Its gentle and passionate. I’ve always loved that about you. I know this is completely crazy but seeing all the things you’ve done this year and watching your friend Pastor Clearwater defend you so passionately in that courtroom it just...it just really woke something up in me and I’m ready to explore that if you are.

What do you say, little brother? Do you want to meet for coffee and see if we can figure this thing out, together?

With love, Margot

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Featuring Matthew Schott, Becky Granger, Alex Garretson, and Ollie Corchado
With appearances from Isaac Miller and Amelia Dudley

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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