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WHO SUCKS MORE? | Bobby Kotick vs Vishal Garg
The Chris and Andre Show
04/13/22 • 18 min
In this segment, we talk about the things in life that REALLY suck, whether that’s certain technologies, people, or sports teams, everything and ANYTHING is on the table! And yes, we know that some of the things we discuss have positive aspects, too, but we are here to focus on the SUCK.
In this weeks edition of WHO SUCKS MORE, we pit EA Games CEO and noted employee abuser, Bobby Kotick, against massive-layoff fan and Better.com CEO, Vishal Garg. Both have been in the news lately for their abhorrent behavior, but only one can SUCK MORE!
Who do you think SUCKS MORE? Let us know in the comments!
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The Chicken Nuggets Episode
The Chris and Andre Show
11/24/21 • 167 min
In this episode of The Chris and Andre Show, guest Joe Michilot returns to eat his dinner and talk to the guys about everything from Doom Patrol, Young Justice, and more pop culture to TikTok and sports. They finally shift focus to some more serious life stuff like racism in Virginia and the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict, and finally a bit of politics to talk about the Build Back Better bill, marijuana legalization, and some religion for good measure.
(00:00:00) Intros - The guys welcome back last week’s guest, Joe Michilot, to the podcast as they prepare to discuss a ton of pop culture, social media trends, sports, and more!
(00:03:15) Pop Culture - Chris confirms Red Notice was a fun movie, Andre shares all the content he’s caught up on while his wife is out of town, including Doom Patrol, Young Justice, Arcane, and Cowboy Bebop, the guys share how much they enjoyed SNL with Simi Liu, and Chris defends Ghostbusters: Afterlife before he’s even seen it.
(00:35:08) Social Media - Chris and Andre are curious to understand how Joe’s TikTok “career” is going and Joe is kind enough to indulge them, Andre complains about Reddit Rabbit Holes and why he hates TikTok and WhatsApp.
(01:04:03) Sports - Chris admits Cam Newton’s MVP chances took a slight hit this past weekend, the guys rail on the Giants for hiring Jason Garrett in the first place after the announcement of his firing, and NC State Football has a chance to play for an ACC championship if they can beat UNC and get a little help from Boston College.
(01:17:55) Life - The guys finally get into the real stuff as Chris shares how his perception of the “racist gradient” has been nullified by real-life experiences, including his most recent trip to Virginia. Joe and Andre share their feelings on the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict.
(01:55:53) Politics - The guys ridicule the media for complaining about President Biden getting nothing done following the passing of the Build Back Better and Infrastructure bills last week. They also rehash some old arguments for Joe’s sake, including Marijuana Legalization and religion.
WHO SUCKS MORE? Michael Bay VS James Gunn
The Chris and Andre Show
02/15/22 • 10 min
In this new segment, Chris and Andre debate "Who Sucks More?" on a number of different topics. This week, they take a look at Directors Michael Bay, known for his overuse of explosions, lack of plot, and sunsets, and James Gunn, known for his easter eggs, inside jokes, and reliance on music to set the scene. Who will come out on the bottom? Tune in to find out!
I Love My Country, But It Doesn't Love Me
The Chris and Andre Show
04/08/21 • 110 min
In this episode of The Chris and Andre Show, the guys toss the old pigskin around, talk pop culture with a heavy focus on comic book movies, discuss the difficulties people are struggling with in everyday life, explain why seemingly everyone opens a restaurant, and share how they are working to stay healthy on their plant-based diets.
(00:03:15) Sports - Andre is not looking forward to the upcoming football season, Chris tries to explain some of the strange moves NFL teams have made in free agency, and the guys share why they are both feeling disconnected from sports recently.
Chris explains (at length) the futility of being an N.C. State sportsfan, Andre points out sports are more relaxing when you’re not emotionally invested and then gets upset about USA Men’s Soccer, and the guys share their predictions for the rest of the NBA season.
(00:18:42) Pop Culture - Chris has been binging to catch up on a lot of tv and movies he’s missed out on lately, which leads to the guys discussing Falcon & Winter Soldier, Coming 2 America, Tyler Perry, the selfishness of audience members, and Samuel L. Jackson’s refusal to age.
Chris finally admits that The Snyder Cut was way better than he expected; the guys discuss the parallels between Justice League and Avengers, Ben Affleck as Batman, and comics-to-movies in general.
(00:50:06) Life - A scene from episode 2 of Falcon & Winter Soldier struck a nerve with the guys, Andre explains why he’s constantly on alert right now, and they both agree that in-fighting is the goal of the opposition.
An article about Millenials turning 40 sparks a conversation about how life experience changes your perspective, the difference challenges they face compared to their parents, and the fact that there aren’t enough “real” jobs for everyone.
(01:06:27) Business - Andre finally understands why everyone wants to open up restaurants, but the guys explain why it’s still a terrible idea. Andre shares who fast-food restaurants consider to be their greatest competition, the guys ask why everyone loves Sheetz and other chains that expand into new areas. Chris shares stories from his childhood Red Robin’s experience and Andre makes fun of Chris for ordering small beers.
(01:20:45) Food/Cooking - Chris’s doctor says he needs to slim down which leads the guys to discuss their struggles with eating healthy even on a plant-based diet, Andre is excited about new plant-based seafood options and shares stories from his childhood about catching fresh seafood, Chris shares the story of the time he had the best ceviche ever, the guys share their favorite hang-over cures, and close things out by discussing what they look for in their beers.
The Scorched Earth Theory
The Chris and Andre Show
08/06/20 • 106 min
In this episode, Chris and Andre talk politics, cash in on a new segment focused on business, go viral with social media, and rap about life... all while dealing with a big thunderstorm and subsequent power outages!
(00:00:24) Intro - Chris and Andre have both been trying to consume less news and instead have been binging shows like Hanna and That White People Shit.
(00:04:13) Politics - Chris and Andre talk about how Fox News’ white suprmecist support has come back to haunt them, Trump continuing to spread misinformation and sign ineffective Executive Orders, Mark Zuckerburg criticizes the Trump administration’s handling of the pandemic, America’s lack of concern and empathy for other Americans, Stevie Wonder’s take on the current state of affairs, and the guys talk about their families’ plans for the upcoming school year.
(00:28:10) Business - The guys introduce a new segment focused on business, in this case talking about the lack of support for small businesses during the pandemic, the principles of “Business 201”, and the marketing masacre that’s occurring right now.
Chris shares his experience looking for work in 2012, Andre talks about what is currently happening in the markets and says U.S. Economy 3.0 is on the horizon.
(00:45:48) Social Media - Andre spiels on “cancel culture” saying it’s the step culture of boycotts, Chris weighs the pros and cons of social media, Andre explains the First Amendment, Chris asks, “What happened to innocent until proven guilty?”
The guys talk about Chance the Rapper and Kanye, Goya, and Kevin Hart, Nick Cannon, Louis Farrakhan quotes, and Ice Cube being the scariest person they don’t want to piss off (we love you, Cube!).
(01:13:02) Life - The guys talk about “Evangelical Protestants”, Trump’s lack of progress on the Evangelical agenda, and the Prison Industrial Complex. Andre tries to talk about Cisco’s recent Diversity Forum bringing out all the racists, but Chris only wants to reminisce about Sisqo’s Thong Song. Andre asks if we have a government for companies or one for the people and Chris does his best to answer.
Chris equates millennials building up Kanye to buying a drink or two for the cute girl at the bar.
(1:38:51) Oh no! - Andre loses power momentarily, so Chris does his best to entertain until he can dial back in...
(01:41:16) That’s a wrap! - The guys close things out after Andre rejoins the call. Chris tells on himself for not editing episodes (but that clearly wasn’t enough to get more than one done in a week!). Be sure to check out chrisandnandreshow.com, subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts, and please be sure to rate us and review us!
Quick Hits - Facebook, Meta Gropers, TFG, Politics, Finance, and Euphoria
The Chris and Andre Show
02/24/22 • 36 min
In this week’s Quick Hits, the guys cover Facebook, Politics, Pop Culture, and Finance. Andre also makes sure to get in a few “I told you so’s” and they collectively ask “What is this garbage?”
(00:00:00) Intro
(00:02:32) Facebook spent $2 Billion on stock buybacks for nothing
(00:04:16) Meta adds protective bubbles to avatars to solve groping problem
(00:05:27) TFG thought Facebook’s recent problems were because of him
(00:06:13) Senators Manchin and Murkowski give each other ringing endorsements
(00:10:01) Gov. Kristi Noem makes enemies in her own state and party
(00:12:11) WB gets sued for releasing Matrix: Resurrections on hboMAX
(00:13:54) Car companies want to get into the subscription business for car accessories
(00:16:14) Ford CEO tries to kill outrageous dealer markups
(00:19:26) Andre was right about the housing craze being a bad time to buy
(00:21:25) The biggest reason people quit is 10 times more important than money
(00:23:42) Gettr lays off entire IT team amid financial troubles
(00:24:47) Oklahoma law would fine teachers $10k for teaching students something that conflicts with students’ religion
(00:29:34) New York Mayor admits to eating fish after claiming to be vegan
(00:31:02) D.A.R.E. complains that Euphoria glamorizes drug use. Where were they when Breaking Bad was on the air?
The Great Minimum Wage Debate
The Chris and Andre Show
09/29/21 • 102 min
In this episode of The Chris and Andre Show, the guys talk about life, sports, science and conspiracy theories, politics, business, and pop culture, with a whole lot of other stuff in between.
(NOTE: Chris had the wrong microphone selected for his input so his audio sounds like crap.)
(00:00:00) Intros
(00:00:55) Life - The guys share what’s been going on in their lives lately that has kept them from both recording and publishing new episodes.
(00:07:13) Sports - Chris is hype about the NC State baseball team’s success on the road to Omaha.
(00:09:16) Science - The guys share recent “conspiracy theory” moments they each encountered regarding COVID-19, Andre explains why he’s social in social settings even though he’s not a social person.
(00:26:54) Politics - Andre and Chris debate the federal minimum wage and discuss the “benefits game” corporate America has been playing for decades now.
(01:03:02) Business - The guys discuss the current housing market and the decision to buy or rent.
(01:07:35) Pop Culture - Chris says Colin Jost and Michael Che dynamic reminds him a lot of him and Andre.
(01:13:55) Politics - Chris and Andre debate whether Andre is a Liberal or a Moderate.
(01:31:52) Life - The guys discuss some “heavier” topics, including the legacy you leave behind, doing the right thing, Andre speaks about dealing with the loss of loved ones.
(01:37:01) Wrapping It Up
This episode was recorded on June 22, 2021.
Marvel Versus DC - Comics, Movies, Everything
The Chris and Andre Show
12/24/21 • 154 min
In this episode of The Chris and Andre Show, friend-of-the-show Joe is back to give his review of Spider-Man: No Way Home and his thoughts on Marvel versus DC (and how DC keeps getting their heroes wrong!), but not before Chris and Andre duke it out over politics, technocratic billionaires, and John Elway’s performance as the Denver Broncos’ General Manager.
(00:00:00) Intros - Friend-of-the-show Joe is back this week after taking last week off to celebrate his daughter’s birthday.
(00:05:39) Politics - Andre is still pissed at Democrats for not taking the small wins where they can get them and instead trying to shoehorn everything into one large bill, Chris is mad at Joe Manchin for his constant need for attention, and all three guys agree that black lawmakers should do more than just threaten to cut off K St.
(00:33:29) Life - Andre says it’s time to stop worshiping billionaires like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, the guys discuss just what it is that people find entertaining about Joe Rogan, and the unfairness of punishments are on full display in the case of a truck driver sentenced to 110 years for a deadly accident.
(01:01:12) Sports - Andre called it: Teddy Bridgewater nearly got himself killed this past weekend diving head-first. He’s ready for the end of the Bridgewater era and says it’s time for the Broncos to just clean house altogether. Chris says it all comes back to John Elway, which Andre doesn’t want to hear.
(01:06:49) Pop Culture - Joe and Chris both saw Spiderman: No Way Home this past weekend and give their spoiler-free review (since Andre hasn’t gotten to see it yet). The guys also discuss Witcher Season 2, a great YouTube video about the Problem with DC’s Heroes, which leads to a direct comparison of DC and Marvel, and Andre tries to explain to Chris why he disliked Taika Waititi so much.
(02:21:38) Technology - Major shout out to Casey Faris who has helped the show tremendously through his plethora of Davinci Resolve and Fusion tutorial videos. The guys are working to improve the overall production value of the show and have Casey to thank for a lot of the stuff they’ve learned along the way.
The Argument Against Bipartisanship
The Chris and Andre Show
10/08/21 • 112 min
In this episode of The Chris and Andre Show, the guys wonder why people keep using Facebook and Instagram, go through ups and downs while discussing sports, review the Addams Family 2 and other pop culture pieces, and sink into the swamp to discuss Trump, DeSantis, and local school board protests.
(00:00:00) Intros
(00:01:18) Social Media - Facebook is in the news again for multiple reasons, including a massive outage last week (https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/4/22708989/instagram-facebook-outage-messenger-whatsapp-error) and a whistleblower that says they had research showing their product was harmful to some users and did nothing (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/facebook-whistleblower-frances-haugen-misinformation-public-60-minutes-2021-10-03/).
(00:35:18) Sports - Chris is excited to finally have an NC State Baseball player to root for (https://apnews.com/article/mlb-sports-los-angeles-san-francisco-baseball-83581d6871539a188e8a86249da7604d), Andre is frustrated that his Yankees lost (https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/05/sports/baseball/yankees-red-sox-wild-card-playoff.html), the guys discuss Urban Meyer’s precarious predicament (https://buffalonews.com/sports/football/video-purportedly-showing-urban-meyer-out-at-bar-goes-viral/video_848cd92b-de68-50ba-ace3-6ad1ed1cf5c0.html), and Chris explains why he dislikes Dan Orlovsky so much (https://www.reddit.com/r/ESPN/comments/n3x85j/dan_orlovsky_is_bad_on_television/).
(00:59:47) Pop Culture - Chris went to see the Addams Family 2 (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_addams_family_2) with his daughter and says it’s really just a movie for kids this time. Andre tried to watch Q-Force (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/q_force) but just couldn’t get into it, in part due to the unexpected sex scene... this leads to a larger discussion of the quality of adult animation and the degradation of some shows over time.
The guys talk about how Saturday Night Live (SNL) is back, and with it, a story about Horatio Sanz (https://www.pastemagazine.com/comedy/saturday-night-live/horatio-sanz-sexual-assault-snl/) grooming and abusing teenage girls during his time on staff and the countless people who allegedly looked the other way.
(01:17:09) Politics - The guys discuss Trump’s position on running against DeSantis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69f7Yw5c86g), Chris believes he may have figured out the Republicans’ reason for being both anti-vaccine and anti-mask, Andre wonders what will come of a court ruling on Omarosa’s NDA (https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trumps-sprawling-use-of-ndas-now-threatens-to-humiliate-him-non-disclosure-agreement-omarosa), Chris takes issue with all the disasters facing California at the moment (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/10/04/oil-spill-california-dead-wildlife-washes-ashore/5986916001/), and they both get confused by the mask-mandate protestors in Chris’s backyard (https://www.wect.com/2021/10/05/parents-storm-education-building-object-mask-mandate/).
This episode was recorded October 6, 2021
Democrats Cannot Govern Anything Period
The Chris and Andre Show
01/20/22 • 120 min
In this episode of The Chris and Andre Show, the guys introduce their new look for 2022, bring back their Quick Hits segment, and spend the rest of the time talking business, with topics including store credit cards, CBD, The NFL's obsession with gambling apps, and how society deems what it legal or not. Lastly, they wade into the political waters to rehash some of their biggest complaints about TFG, then shift focus to why it is the Democrats can't seem to govern anything, at all.
(00:00:00) Intros - The guys are back with a brand new look this week! Be sure to visit https://chrisandandreshow.com to check out our updated website and the latest content from your two favorite podcast hosts, Chris and Andre!
(00:02:34) Quick Hits - The guys run through their top stories this week, with Chris celebrating his daughter’s first basket in a basketball game, both guys admitting they kinda like Tom Brady now that he’s not in New England, Andre asking why people want fake meat to taste exactly like real meat, Chris taking Dan Crenshaw to task for a recent viral video, Joss Whedon trying to salvage his image, did the Rock buy a $32M fossil just for the skull, and oh yeah, Vin Diesel is a douche.
(00:33:44) Business - This week’s main topic is business, with Chris sharing his recent nightmare of an experience with Synchrony Bank while Andre laughs at him, the guys discussing the growing CBD business in North Carolina and give a shoutout to Persephone’s Farm, a local grower in Wilmington, NC. They also spend some time wondering why the NFL is so comfortable with gambling now and how it is that society decides what is legal and what is not.
(01:18:47) Politics - (No, there’s no topic intro here because the guys managed to shift somewhat seamlessly from business to politics, but let’s just let them have their fun) The guys can’t keep themselves from discussing TFG for a bit, but manage to shift their focus towards the current GOP structure, and then to the inability of Democratic party members to govern at almost any level.
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FAQ
How many episodes does The Chris and Andre Show have?
The Chris and Andre Show currently has 266 episodes available.
What topics does The Chris and Andre Show cover?
The podcast is about Pop Culture, Society & Culture, Music, Comics, Podcasts, Technology, Talk, Movies, Sports, Tv, Business, Politics and Food.
What is the most popular episode on The Chris and Andre Show?
The episode title 'WHO SUCKS MORE? | Bobby Kotick vs Vishal Garg' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on The Chris and Andre Show?
The average episode length on The Chris and Andre Show is 53 minutes.
How often are episodes of The Chris and Andre Show released?
Episodes of The Chris and Andre Show are typically released every 2 days, 2 hours.
When was the first episode of The Chris and Andre Show?
The first episode of The Chris and Andre Show was released on Dec 17, 2019.
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