Sergei Eisenstein presents 'Santa Clause Conquers the Martians'

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11/26/11 • 51 min

Simon's off in some country somewhere so this week it's just Mario and Tom. However in true exploitation fashion we have cobbled together a robot-clone Simon in the form of a terrible sound board. So join us on a journey to tropical lands with Lucio Fulci's 'Zombie Flesh Eaters' and 'Mountain of the Cannibal God'.

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Special guests Hannah and Jake join us for our 'Don't F**k With Nature' contemporary exploitation double bill where we watched Sharktopus followed by Birdemic and learned that if we quit playing cowboy with nature and were more like astronauts looking after spaceship earth we could stop SARS.

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We embark once again on our parallel quests to complete both the Steven Seagal and Apes boxsets. Keep a keen eye on any simian brother that crosses your path as 'Conquest of the Planet of the Apes' taught us: an intelligent ape can telepathically embue its fellow kind with the motivation to commit minor misdemeanours which in turn lead to the inevitable ape revolution.