The Almost Perfect Podcast

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Anyway, I'm moving to Cape Town.

See you soon.

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Comedian and writer Lindy Johnson joins us for a hilarious chat about learning to give a fuck again.

We get into "eternal naps", writing for roasts, and, uh, whether or not being a gynaecologist is a dream job for men.

Follow Lindy on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lindyyay/

Support the podcast on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/almostperfect

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Comedian and podcaster Simmi Areff is the go-to-guy when it comes to podcasting in South Africa. These days he's the co-host of the hilarious Badvice podcast and founder of the All Ears podcast network, although he started out hosting Lesser Known Somebodies and built his CV as a producer through POC Podcasts.

We get into the business of podcasting, how to network as a misanthrope, and why he believes in magic.

Follow Simmi on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simmiareff/

Support the podcast on Patreon: https://patreon.com/almostperfect

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"Four nails, four corners
Four riders, and four horses
Bring me famine, bring me death
Bring me war, and pestilence
Throw your fists to the ground
Beat by beat as the blows rain down
This is the cold grey world we made for ourselves
The bed we made is a grave in hell"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoC4lecG53g

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"I'm sick of thee sheep, I'm sick of thou shepherd

Sick of dressing like a human when I'm feeling like a leopard

I'm sick of slow rock, I'm sick of quick quips

Sick of holding on to nothing when I just want to hold your hips"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzECTWzvYc

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