The ABCs of Bad Movies - Season 1 Ranking

Season 1 Ranking

Explicit content warning

07/20/23 • 129 min

The ABCs of Bad Movies

Alex and Jeff rank the movies they've watched this season. Alex uses his feelings. Jeff uses numbers. They hope against hope that they'll agree on at least one movie. Will they? Maybe.

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1Z - Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011)
Director: Noboru Iguchi
Starring: Arisa Nakamura, Maya Sugano, Asana Mamoru
Alex and Jeff close out season 1 with another Japanese experience. This time, it's a little different. Alex and Jeff do some bad voices and talk about a short film by the director. Watch your back, and be wary of doctors who offer you pasta.

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2A - After Last Season

After Last Season (2009)
Director: Mark Region
Starring: Jason Kulas, Peggy McClellan, Scott Winters
Alex kicks off Season 2 by trying to find exactly what it will take to get Jeff to hate him, and he finds success in this choice. The boys attempt to comprehend the atrocious sets, lighting, acting, music, "CGI", and plots. This film sure has it all: MRI machines made of paper, paper signs photo-shopped to have words on them, news articles printed on printer paper, paper taped to ceilings, paper stuck in exterior house siding, wallpaper wrapped around corners, cardboard boxes containing microchips made of paper. You may be thinking "is there anything besides paper?" Yes! We also get mind reading and general psychic ability, CAD programs of a man with a ball for a face holding a cone, future doctors, a serial killer on the loose, and a even a ghost! Jeff discusses France.