The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
Peter Harper
Three unwise friends discuss a different HOT TOPIC every week and their colorful (read: weird) life experiences with a total lack of sanity and a big dollop of moronic comedy. Life advice WILL be given but probably should be ignored.
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Podcast #23 - How to Run a Pub or Bar - featuring Leigh from The Saddle
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
11/17/24 • 74 min
Strap in folks for a VERY special episode as we come to you LIVE from Chester's one and only rock bar, The Saddle.
We are joined by its owner, proprietor and self-proclaimed emperor. Leigh and discuss the crazy word of pubs and bars and running THE GREATEST BAR IN THE WORLD.
The boys go head to head with Lee to decide who can run the most successful bar, 2 clueless dipshits or an actual successful businessman? The answer will surprise you.
Fancy a pint?
Podcast #22 - Halloween Horror Extravaganza
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
11/17/24 • 68 min
Welcome to our horrifically late Halloween Horror episode. Pop over to YouTube for the full visual treat, as Venom, a Poundland Wolfman and Kick-ass celebrate the spooky season and discuss best horror movie kills, scariest moments and the raw, untrammeled power of Horlicks.
Bwahahah, wooooooooo, etc.
Podcast #13 BONKERS HOLIDAY STORIES
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
05/31/24 • 73 min
In this episode we talk about our craziest holiday experiences.
Find out why Pete watched a sexy show in a church in Amsterdam while his missus tried to hide in her handbag
Who stole Carls nice new cap and replaced it with a naff fluorescent fedora
Why did Rich almost get arrested by the sheriff in the USA for just saying hello in American
PODCAST #12 - CRYPTIDS! The MOTH MAN! The Savage LOCH NESS MONSTER! A Big Hairy BIGFOOT! Worms! PARANORMAL CREATURES!
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
05/23/24 • 65 min
IN PODCAST 12 THE GUYS ARE JOINED BY PROFESSOR ALAN VON BAIRYHASTARD WHO IS A TOP CRYPTID RESEARCHER AND AN EXPERT IN HIS FIELD, IN FACT HE CAN OFTEN BE FOUND STOOD OUT IN HIS FIELD WHERE HE SWEARS HE FOUND SOME LARGE CAT POOP THAT HE BELIEVE IT OR NOT CAME FROM A LARGE CAT LIKE CREATURE.
IN THIS EPISODE OF THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN'T MAKE IT PODCAST CARL AND RICH ARE GRILLED BY THE PROFESSOR ON WHAT THEY WOULD DO IF THEY EVER CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF A CRYPTID CREATURE IN THE WILD WHO BRUTALLY CHALLENGES THEM TO TELL HIM HOW THEY MIGHT GO ABOUT CATCHING SUCH A CREATURE AND WHAT THEY MIGHT USE TO DO SO.
CARL QUICKLY FINDS OUT THAT RICH IS A RUTHLESS COWARD AND WOULD USE HIM AS CANNON FODDER IN AN ATTEMPT TO EVADE ANY GIVEN STRANGE AND WILD BEASTY THAT THEY WOULD ENCOUNTERED. THE TWAT.
RICH LEARNS THAT THERE ARE MANY POSSIBLE WAYS TO CATCH A CRYPTID AND IS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT CARL INTENDS TO USE A CONDOM ON ONE PARTICULAR POOR UNSUSPECTING TYPE OF CRYPTID. BUT WHAT DOES PROFESSOR BAIRYHASTERD THINK OF CARL'S GENIUS RUBBER JOHNNY CRAZY CRYPTID CATCHING PLAN ITS LIKE SOMETHING FROM SCOOBY DOO THINKS RICH.
PETE POPS IN AND OUT OF THIS EPISODE AND FOR SOME STRANGE REASON HE NEVER SPEAKS TO OR IS AROUND WHEN VON BAIRYHASTARD IS ABOUT. WEIRD THAT.....
SO SIT BACK, GRAB A BREW AND A TUNNOCK'S TEA CAKE AND ENJOY THE SHOW
THANKS FOR WATCHING
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Podcast #10 - Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide Featuring The Walking Dead's RICK GRIMES! CALIPPOS! PEAS! A NICE SIT DOWN! #zombiesurvival #zombieland #zombieapocalypse
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
05/09/24 • 61 min
In episode number 10 of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT PODCAST the guys talk about the zombie apocalypse and how would they survive it. Where would you go first, what would be your choice of weapon, how many flap jacks would you need to pack, are Calippo’s a good idea and if not why the hell not? They're delicious.
Which supermarket would you raid for food supplies first and what would you take ?
Could you even tell the difference between some of the supermarket staff and the Zombies ?
Is a golf putter a good idea to use a weapon in a Zombie onslaught, CARL seems to think so and that is the main reason he would die first !!!
Could you treat a Zombie with something like pork scratching maybe and would it be possible to train a zombie like you would train a Dog ?
GRAB A DRINK AND SOME NIBBLES, SIT BACK AND REALISE WHAT COMPLETE MORONS THE 3 WISE(UNWISE) MEN ACTUALLY ARE
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CAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TIPS FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DO YOU PACK A FLASH LIGHT OR A FLESH LIGHT. CARL THINKS THE LATTER😲😲
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Podcast #9 - Phobias - What Creeps us Out, Find out What Our Worst Phobias Are - DUCKS! WATER! POOPS!
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
05/02/24 • 59 min
Welcome to podcast #9
We talk about our phobias and delve into the crazy world of some of the most bizarre phobias, ranging from fear of ducks watching you to fear of pooping. Our own personal fears range from fear of buttons to the fear of water, and we also hear from Carl as he tells us his unique phobia of not being scared of heights unless he falls off the ladder or mountain.🤣
Moron.
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Podcast #28 - We Play Dungeons and Dragons (Very Poorly) Part 2
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01/05/25 • 61 min
Continuing on the epic saga from our previous D&D Episode, vegan barbarian Grunthong, pan throwing wizard Fannygasp and Carl are in dire straits, being attacked by and angry troll. But what happens when Carl is called back to his home planet? Who will replace his formidable presence? who is Security Dan? What terrors lurk in the D&D Wetherspoons? Can Grunthong get a decent dessert there? Tune into this crap and find out.
'Way better than that Lord of the Rings crap' - A Book Critic Dude
BIG PODCAST NEWS
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
10/20/24 • 29 min
We have some big, steaming hot news in this short update podcast episode. We are only a small podcast just finding our feet and have some great news which might help us grow our audience a bit faster.
This episode is basically the audio from our second video podcast which you can find in video form on our YouTube channel, go to The Tube if you wanna see our ugly mugs.
Also naughty school stories (not that kind).
Podcast #20 - Being British
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
10/20/24 • 93 min
In this episode of The 3 Wise Men Couldn’t Make It we discuss what it means to be British.
From music to films we talk our favourite bands, movies, food and debate our best and worst towns and cities that the wonderful green pastures of the UK has to offer.
Join us as we decide our favourites, for a conversation so patriotic, you will all grow stiff upper lips and say 'old chap' alot.
Podcast #21 - We Talk Animals
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
10/24/24 • 65 min
In this episode we talk Animals but not quite as straightforward as one might think....... We ask the boys what animals body part they would choose to have and why. How to make the ultimate wild killing machine and badger parades.
Special guest Steve Irwinnits joins hosts and tells us all about his undying love for crocodiles and his gorgeous Shiela, Brucella.
Pete pops in for the hot, hot news and we ponder how come Pete is never around when we have a special guest. It’s almost like Superman and Clark Kent all over again.
Or more accurately Bananaman and Little Eric Wimp.
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How many episodes does The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it have?
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The podcast is about Best, General, Funny, Comedy, Podcasts, New Podcast and Hilarious.
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The episode title 'Podcast #18 - Agony Aunt Special - WE SPREAD THE LOVE!' is the most popular.
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The average episode length on The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it is 70 minutes.
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Episodes of The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it are typically released every 6 days, 1 hour.
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The first episode of The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it was released on Apr 22, 2024.
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