The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it

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A mind-shattering descent into EVIL and how to survive in a haunted environment. Join Imagineer, dark poet, sensual LOVER and horrornaut Bob Bassivemalls as he puts Carl and Rich through their paces in a heart-stopping set of scenarios based on ACTUAL HAUNTINGS. The Amityville Horror, Annabelle, Borley Recory and Evil Dead.....AGAIN (FFS). You ears will want to separate from your body in fear, enjoys explorers of the dark ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................PS.....BOO!

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We discuss the merits of gigs and festivals. Getting covered in urine, festival toilets, Harry Styles, the mysterious entity know only as Durton....

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Its the Night of Nights as we are joined by Leigh, Guv'nor of The Saddle (Worlds Greatest Rock Bar) for the 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars.
Marvel at the lack of glitz and glamour!
Gasp at Carl's inability to tell what year it is!
Faint at Rich's lack of pop culture knowledge!!
We discuss our favorite movies, music and moments from 2024. and things to come in 2025.
Jizzhands!!!!!

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Its the first episode of the all-new, all-different 3 Wise Men Couldn't make It, and with it we bring you more glorious content fresh from the anvils of the podcast gods.

This week we are spinning in some fun and games, wanna play Liar Liar? Listen to the latest hot topics on the 3 Wise Newsmen or challenge the Wheel of Waffle? Well tune in True Believer its bumpy ride - for the full experience and our hideous faces WATCH THE YOUTUBE EP PEOPLE!

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Welcome back to THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT Podcast, in which we mostly unwise men, dive into the strange world of conspiracy theories.
Come along with us on a roller coaster of a Podcast ride where we will be discussing things like does SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY STILL HAVE A HEAD / ARE BIRDS REAL OR DRONES / IS J K ROWLING EVEN A REAL PERSON AND IS THE EARTH AS FLAT AS A SHROVE TUESDAY DELICIOUS LEMONY SUGARY COATED PANCAKE
Also on our show as usual we start with some hot hot news about things we have or haven’t done in the week between Podcasts. For example why does Rich drill his back with a HAMMER DRILL? or WHY DOES CARL WRITE FLIRTY NOTES TO PEOPLE IN WORK TIME AT THE BOWLING ALLEY? And the biggie WHO MAKES PETE ANGRY EVERY FRIDAY EVENING. IS IT CARL OR IS IT RICH ?, it’s usually Carl but this week that changed !
Sit back and grab a drink of your choice and a few nibbles, as this could be our last few days before the 8th of April SOLAR ECLIPSE wipes us all off the face of the EARTH or at the very least make it go a bit dark for a few minutes.
THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO LISTEN TO US OUR WISE-TRIBE ( yes that’s what I’m going to call you all from now on) AND PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AS IT WILL BRING YOU GOOD FORTUNE AND PLENTY OF ADMIRATION IN THE FUTURE IF THERE IS ONE.