Tea, Rockets and Yanks - Episode 10 - Cowboys, Coffee and Common Sense
09/25/23 • 62 min
Tea Rocket and Yanks: Episode 10 - "Cowboys, Coffee, and Common Sense" Overview
Ahoy, dear listeners! Buckle up for yet another laugh-a-minute episode with our intrepid duo, Adam Kent—the British businessman who's more "MP" than "VIP"—and Tina Furman, Nashville's sassiest military wife whose farming tales are more riveting than any Hollywood blockbuster.
🖥️ Bill Gates’ Sneaky Sabotage: Seems like Mr. Microsoft himself has a vendetta against our podcast! Yet another Windows update almost stopped the show. But fear not, for our hosts won’t be silenced by a progress bar!
🌿 Rocky Mountain High: Adam recounts his trip to Denver, the cannabis capital. More exciting? His escapades on lime electric scooters, zipping around with all the grace of a fish on a bicycle. And those close shaves with cars? Just adds to the thrill!
🎸 Political Playbook: Our duo dives deep into politics, wondering if the left's 'Money for Nothing' policy has been ripped from Dire Straits. Talk about rock'n'roll governance!
💼 The WFH Dilemma: Tina’s got a job offer! But work from home? Meh. Why slog on Mondays and Fridays when you can... not? Stats don't lie.
☕ Starbucks Saga: Tina, the caffeine crusader, shares her victory in resurrecting her local Starbucks from the ashes of a year-long kitchen fire hiatus. Or was there a secret roast brewing behind the scenes?
🤯 Common Sense Capers: Adam's had enough! Why can't society ditch the rule book and just live by common sense? What's next? A law against mismatched socks?
🏢 Building Blunders: From the 'who thought this was a good idea' department, our hosts tackle the UK's Reinforced Autoclaved Aerated Concrete conundrum. For those lost: think flimsy LEGO for grown-ups.
🤠 Cowboy Chronicles: Adam's plunged into the world of "Yellowstone". Beth Dutton's got him more hooked than a fish at a weekend angler competition.
🚗 Net Zero No-Nos: A U-turn on net zero? Adam and Tina discuss the UK's indecision on petrol/gas and diesel cars, the chill towards heating systems, and the potential derailment of the high-speed rail project, HS2. Has London forgotten there's more to the UK?
👽 Extraterrestrial Existentialism: Is there life on Mars? Or Venus? Tina’s post-mortem aspiration? Being a bird, soaring above and... well, you know, dropping surprises on adversaries.
🌀 Tina’s TARDIS: In a twist right out of Doctor Who, Tina dreams of teleporting. No more Nashville traffic jams! Just a quick zap and she's at her favorite BBQ joint.
🦠 COVID & Crazy Putin: Our duo touches upon the ever-present COVID, and then dives deep into the convoluted cranium of Putin. What's his endgame? Global Hide-and-Seek champ?
Dive into Episode 10 and discover the madness, mirth, and monumental insights that only Adam and Tina can deliver. It's a potpourri of fun, facts, and flagrant opinions—served steaming hot, just like Tina's Starbucks! 🚀🍵🇬🇧🇺🇸
Message and contact Adam or Tina
via Twitter @tearocketsyanks or email
[email protected]
Tea Rocket and Yanks: Episode 10 - "Cowboys, Coffee, and Common Sense" Overview
Ahoy, dear listeners! Buckle up for yet another laugh-a-minute episode with our intrepid duo, Adam Kent—the British businessman who's more "MP" than "VIP"—and Tina Furman, Nashville's sassiest military wife whose farming tales are more riveting than any Hollywood blockbuster.
🖥️ Bill Gates’ Sneaky Sabotage: Seems like Mr. Microsoft himself has a vendetta against our podcast! Yet another Windows update almost stopped the show. But fear not, for our hosts won’t be silenced by a progress bar!
🌿 Rocky Mountain High: Adam recounts his trip to Denver, the cannabis capital. More exciting? His escapades on lime electric scooters, zipping around with all the grace of a fish on a bicycle. And those close shaves with cars? Just adds to the thrill!
🎸 Political Playbook: Our duo dives deep into politics, wondering if the left's 'Money for Nothing' policy has been ripped from Dire Straits. Talk about rock'n'roll governance!
💼 The WFH Dilemma: Tina’s got a job offer! But work from home? Meh. Why slog on Mondays and Fridays when you can... not? Stats don't lie.
☕ Starbucks Saga: Tina, the caffeine crusader, shares her victory in resurrecting her local Starbucks from the ashes of a year-long kitchen fire hiatus. Or was there a secret roast brewing behind the scenes?
🤯 Common Sense Capers: Adam's had enough! Why can't society ditch the rule book and just live by common sense? What's next? A law against mismatched socks?
🏢 Building Blunders: From the 'who thought this was a good idea' department, our hosts tackle the UK's Reinforced Autoclaved Aerated Concrete conundrum. For those lost: think flimsy LEGO for grown-ups.
🤠 Cowboy Chronicles: Adam's plunged into the world of "Yellowstone". Beth Dutton's got him more hooked than a fish at a weekend angler competition.
🚗 Net Zero No-Nos: A U-turn on net zero? Adam and Tina discuss the UK's indecision on petrol/gas and diesel cars, the chill towards heating systems, and the potential derailment of the high-speed rail project, HS2. Has London forgotten there's more to the UK?
👽 Extraterrestrial Existentialism: Is there life on Mars? Or Venus? Tina’s post-mortem aspiration? Being a bird, soaring above and... well, you know, dropping surprises on adversaries.
🌀 Tina’s TARDIS: In a twist right out of Doctor Who, Tina dreams of teleporting. No more Nashville traffic jams! Just a quick zap and she's at her favorite BBQ joint.
🦠 COVID & Crazy Putin: Our duo touches upon the ever-present COVID, and then dives deep into the convoluted cranium of Putin. What's his endgame? Global Hide-and-Seek champ?
Dive into Episode 10 and discover the madness, mirth, and monumental insights that only Adam and Tina can deliver. It's a potpourri of fun, facts, and flagrant opinions—served steaming hot, just like Tina's Starbucks! 🚀🍵🇬🇧🇺🇸
Message and contact Adam or Tina
via Twitter @tearocketsyanks or email
[email protected]
Previous Episode
Tea, Rockets and Yanks - Episode 9 - Trump, Rats and Facebook Scams
Roll up, roll up! Gather round, dear listeners, because this Autumn, Adam Kent, the businessman with a political spice, and Tina Furman, the Nashville military wife who knows her cows better than her couture, are back with another rollicking episode of "Tea Rocket and Yanks."
🍊 Trump’s Triumphant Twitter Tussle: The Donald's back at it! And, just like a bad hair day, some things never change.
💼 Politicians & Decision Bottlenecks: Our duo dives deep into politicians' notorious knack for dodging big calls.
🌍 Net Zero Shenanigans: Everyone's onboard the clean planet train—just don't check their wallets. With all the fossil fuels at our disposal, Adam and Tina ponder on why we aren't channeling our inner geek to refine the tech.
📺 Tina's TV Trials: She's gobbled up "Peaky Blinders" and "Gavin & Stacey," but when it comes to paying for season 3? She's about as pleased as a cat in a bathtub.
🏴 Wales Wonders: Tina's upcoming road trip across Wales at a staggering 20 mph! She's a fast-driving Tennessean—will Wales win or wane her patience?
🚗 Points vs Convictions: A deep dive into the conundrum of driving convictions in the UK and the US. Spoiler: Neither are gift vouchers.
⚽ Football Shirt Fiasco: "Tea Rocket and Yanks" too lengthy for a shirt? Tina might just become 'Brady 12'.
👗 Daisy Dukes & Mini-Skirts: Tina's wardrobe choices dissected, plus her thing for older gents and her sweet camaraderie with Adam's daughter Faye.
🐀 Luke's Animal Antics: From rats to magpies, Adam recounts the fauna-filled tales of Luke.
🥊 The Fury of Tyson: Tina mistook Tyson Fury for... Mike Tyson? Talk about a punchline!
🚙 Facebook Marketplace Mayhem: Dive into the den of dodgy deals, especially the high-octane prices of used cars post-Covid.
🔄 Switching Sides: A hilarious hypothesization on swapping car driving sides between the US and UK. Madness? Maybe!
🥤 Big Fat Stanley Epidemic: The global conquest of the mighty Stanley drinking cup. Is it replacing the good ol' tea?
🏋️ Vikki's Gym Gambit: Adam reveals how Vikki's shovel skills might just make her gym membership obsolete.
🚌 Busman's Holiday & Alexa Love: What in blazes is a busman’s holiday? Tina enlightens, before declaring her unwavering adoration for everything Alexa.
So brew that tea, or whatever mysterious concoction you Yanks love, and dive into Episode 9. With the wild brainwaves of Adam and Tina, it's bound to be a ride wilder than Tina's Tennessee drives! 🚀🍵🇬🇧🇺🇸
Message and contact Adam or Tina
via Twitter @tearocketsyanks or email
[email protected]
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Tea, Rockets and Yanks - Episode 11 - Disney, Deer and Senator Furman
Tea Rocket and Yanks: Episode 11 - "Cowboys, Coffee, and Common Sense" Overview
And we're back, lads and lasses! Tune in to the wildest cross-Atlantic banter featuring the ever-so-British Adam Kent and the Southern belle with a pinch of firecracker, Tina Furman!
🏰 Disney Dilemmas: Tina’s magical family trip to Disney had Adam green with envy, mostly because of those ridiculously extravagant Disney prices. But wait, why's it cheaper for Brits to pop across the pond? Does Mickey Mouse have a special affinity for tea and crumpets?
🚗 Road Trippin’: A mere 11-hour road trip for Tina equates to a whopping 33 hours in Welsh time, according to Adam. Sheesh, those sheep really slow things down!
🚘 Tesla Tantrums: Adam's less-than-self-driving Tesla has him on edge. If the car's so smart, why can't it listen to reason? Meanwhile, Tina's encounter with Yvonne from Scotland has Adam utterly baffled. How did they even pass U.S. customs?
🎶 Musical Mix-ups: Tina's meeting with a UK Billy Ray Cyrus fan is a head-scratcher. Adam's just as stumped, wondering who in the Queen's name loves country music in the UK?
🌌 Guardians of the... No Way!: Tina's refusal to jump on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride seals her fate in Adam’s eyes: she's a bona fide snowflake. Maybe she should stick to the teacups?
🚜 Tractor Troubles: Adam’s tractor saga paints a vivid image of him on a rogue piece of farm machinery. Repaired at an astronomical cost and still dysfunctional? You can't make this stuff up!
💼 Happy House Helper: Tina's new venture, TheHappyHouseHelper, is buzzing! From potentially being Senator Furman to refusing a cushy Starbucks job - this woman is full of surprises! Speaking of Starbucks, Tina's got beef with them for rejecting her daughter. Maybe a "Senator Furman Special" latte could mend fences?
📸 Photoshop Follies: Adam's daughter is an expert at photoshopping ex-boyfriends out. Out with the old, in with the... newer?
🍟 Food Faux Pas: Tina’s chip escapade under the stairs is all kinds of hilarious. And yes, Tina, in the UK, chips are fries, and crisps are chips. Blame it on the Atlantic divide!
📅 Conference Conundrums: Adam takes us into the very English world of Conservative conferences, touching on Facebook scams, and the struggles of getting local media's attention.
🦌 Deer Disasters: In a turn of tragic events, Tina recounts her son's collision with a deer, ending in a totalled car and a mix of whiplash and COVID. Maybe that's nature’s way of saying, "stay home and watch Disney+?"
🔥 Fiery Furman: Adam's final proclamation is that Tina must storm the political arena. With the nickname "Fiery Furman", she's sure to set the world ablaze!
Episode 11 is packed with antics, jests, and jests about antics. Whether they're diving into deep waters or merely wading in the kiddie pool of life's complexities, Adam and Tina never fail to entertain. Cheers to yet another rollicking episode of Tea Rocket and Yanks! 🚀🍵🇬🇧🇺🇸
Message and contact Adam or Tina
via Twitter @tearocketsyanks or email
[email protected]
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