Sock Monsters and Other Cryptoids - TWB01

The dingoes didn’t eat your socks but we do know what did... sock monsters. They’re in every household orphaning our foot protectors and torturing anyone in a rush to get to work or school. With all these socks and no pairs you’re stuck with three options: throw the socks away, use them as cleaning towels (they make good dusters) or keep them in a [sock] basket and wait until the monster grants you leniency and awards you for being so optimistic.

Truth is you will never find that sock. They become as elusive as let’s say the Bigfoot, Loch Ness, or the chupacabra. Maybe you saw it once underneath the couch, a true sighting of which you have proof: a picture.It’s graining but dammit there it is your precious cotton blend. You return to the location of the sighting hoping to reunite it with its mate; however, it’s not there. Three months later, you see it again but what the hell are you going to do with just one sock?

Over time human-kind has been given many hints as to what “things” may inhabit this earth hidden in plain sight. To see is to believe and henceforth we become skeptics. Grainy pictures are fun and all but where’s the real proof? Where’s the Harry to my Hendersons!

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