I SAID HAWK TUAH AND NOW I'M HERE w/ Whitney Cummings - Talk Tuah Ep. 1
09/10/24 • 58 min
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THE NAME IS HALIEY WELCH and she's here to stay. Formally known as “Hawk Tuah Girl”, Haliey is proving to the world instantly that she is SO much more than just that. Haliey is taking the mic to share HER story and what other name for her podcast would be more fitting than Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch. In episode one, Haliey’s charming yet humble personality drives hysterical conversation with female actress and comedian Whitney Cummings, who happens to be one of Haliey’s first mentors through the newfound fame. From dealing with traumatic childhoods, Haliey’s first time at an airport, and meeting her celebrity crush- she proves that she isn’t just a viral moment. You can donate now to Haliey’s fund ‘Paws Across America’ at http://www.hwpaws.org - Special thanks to our furry friends on set from @twodogfarms, a West Coast based Jindo Rescue.
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CHAPTERS
0:00 - INTRO
2:30 - REWRITING HISTORY
4:18 - GETTING COMFORTABLE WITH CONTROVERSY
5:02 - HALIEY IS IN LOVE WITH MATT RIFE
6:30 - WHY IT’S TIME TO STOP SHAVING YOUR V*GINA HAIR
9:17 - THE GHETTO DOLLY PARTON
10:55 - THE LIFE OF A CR*CKHEAD
12:03 - HOW HALIEY REACTED TO THE HAWK TUAH VIDEO DROPPING
12:30 - HALIEY TEACHES CHELSEA THE HAWK TUAH
13:45 - HALIEY FINALLY ADDRESSES TIM & DEE
16:55 - THE BEST & WORST PART ABOUT GOING VIRAL
18:00 - HALIEY’S ALTER EGO HARLEY
20:02 - HALIEY’S PLANS WITH PAWS ACROSS AMERICA
24:09 - THE DRAMA OF DEALING WITH FAMILY & MONEY
28:44 - POOKIE NEEDS TO SWALLOW AN AIRTAG
31:00 - MIND BLOWING RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
32:40 - DECORATING YOUR V*GINA
32:55 - WHERE DOES HALIEY STAND WITH POOKIE?
37:33 - SH*T ON THAT THANG
38:50 - HALIEY BRINGS KNIVES TO THE AIRPORT
43:47 - HALIEY’S EXES & RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
51:42 - HALIEY MIGHT BE ENTERING HER LOVER GIRL ERA
52:38 - BIGGEST TURN-ONS!!
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THE NAME IS HALIEY WELCH and she's here to stay. Formally known as “Hawk Tuah Girl”, Haliey is proving to the world instantly that she is SO much more than just that. Haliey is taking the mic to share HER story and what other name for her podcast would be more fitting than Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch. In episode one, Haliey’s charming yet humble personality drives hysterical conversation with female actress and comedian Whitney Cummings, who happens to be one of Haliey’s first mentors through the newfound fame. From dealing with traumatic childhoods, Haliey’s first time at an airport, and meeting her celebrity crush- she proves that she isn’t just a viral moment. You can donate now to Haliey’s fund ‘Paws Across America’ at http://www.hwpaws.org - Special thanks to our furry friends on set from @twodogfarms, a West Coast based Jindo Rescue.
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CHAPTERS
0:00 - INTRO
2:30 - REWRITING HISTORY
4:18 - GETTING COMFORTABLE WITH CONTROVERSY
5:02 - HALIEY IS IN LOVE WITH MATT RIFE
6:30 - WHY IT’S TIME TO STOP SHAVING YOUR V*GINA HAIR
9:17 - THE GHETTO DOLLY PARTON
10:55 - THE LIFE OF A CR*CKHEAD
12:03 - HOW HALIEY REACTED TO THE HAWK TUAH VIDEO DROPPING
12:30 - HALIEY TEACHES CHELSEA THE HAWK TUAH
13:45 - HALIEY FINALLY ADDRESSES TIM & DEE
16:55 - THE BEST & WORST PART ABOUT GOING VIRAL
18:00 - HALIEY’S ALTER EGO HARLEY
20:02 - HALIEY’S PLANS WITH PAWS ACROSS AMERICA
24:09 - THE DRAMA OF DEALING WITH FAMILY & MONEY
28:44 - POOKIE NEEDS TO SWALLOW AN AIRTAG
31:00 - MIND BLOWING RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
32:40 - DECORATING YOUR V*GINA
32:55 - WHERE DOES HALIEY STAND WITH POOKIE?
37:33 - SH*T ON THAT THANG
38:50 - HALIEY BRINGS KNIVES TO THE AIRPORT
43:47 - HALIEY’S EXES & RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
51:42 - HALIEY MIGHT BE ENTERING HER LOVER GIRL ERA
52:38 - BIGGEST TURN-ONS!!
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Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch Trailer
1 RecommendationsComing off her unprecedented viral moment and the biggest meme of all-time, Haliey Welch is ready to show the world that she's much more than a 30 second clip, and she’s here to stay.
Each episode of TALK TUAH will feature Haliey and her celebrity counterpart, as they sit down for hilarious conversations, deep dives into stardom, and games/segments that will bring out the most candid and completely unfiltered sides of both Haliey and her guests.
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I TOLD GRANNY ABOUT HAWK TUAH - Talk Tuah Ep. 2
1 RecommendationsWELCOME TO BELFAST TENNESSEE- In Episode 2 of Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch, Haliey brings in the people that mean the most to her. She's joined by 3 of her longtime best friends and of course, Granny. Haliey and her friends break down THE NIGHT that changed all of their lives forever- and Granny gives her first reaction to hearing ‘Hawk Tuah’. Haliey and her friends take us to some of the most important places growing up, as they spill about their ex-boyfriends, a typical night going out, and how they all met. Haliey addresses some of the conspiracy theories around her rise to fame. And Granny gives us the secrets to staying youthful and finding a man. You can donate now to Haliey’s fund ‘Paws Across America’ at http://www.hwpaws.org.
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00:00 INTRO
1:13 CHELSEA’S POV FROM THE HAWK TUAH INTERVIEW
4:25 SUCKING OFF PAPA SMURF
6:02 HOW MY DAD & BROTHERS REACTED TO MY FAME...
9:00 WHAT IT’S LIKE EMBRACING THE EMBARRASSMENT
9:39 ADDRESSING MY SHIRTUSSY
12:28 MY HOMETOWN BESTIES EXPOSE MY EXES
14:12 MEET MY DAUGHTER
14:45 OUR GIRL’S NIGHTS GET CRAZY
15:24 POOKIE STORY TIME
16:57 HAWK TUAH FOR HALLOWEEN
17:21 DON’T GET ME HOT HEADED!
21:14 ADDRESSING A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORY
22:56 GETTING DRUNK WITH GRANNY
27:24 THE BEST DATING ADVICE FROM GRANNY
28:03 IS POOKIE MARRIAGE MATERIAL?
28:47 ALL ROADS LEAD TO TACO BELL
30:02 HALIEY WELCH FOR PRESIDENT
31:02 HORSE ASMR
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