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The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another layer of the Blaustein Onion and learn about his time as a dancer in NYC.
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2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread.
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The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple johnson. Trev also gets quizzed on some basic movie knowledge and they discuss entitlement issues and finding fulfillment outside of comedy.
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Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine. Support the boys by getting 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try BlueChew free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lumi for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.lumigummies.com with promo code SOCKS.

Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph.
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