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The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience reactions to last week's wiping debate and hear from a listener that had a bad time eating ass.
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The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex.
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Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine. Support the boys by getting 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try BlueChew free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lumi for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.lumigummies.com with promo code SOCKS.

Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph.
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The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy.
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