Success Is His Best Revenge

Young virgin college grad’s blind date with an Amazon Goddess.

By Bernard Marx – Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

Jude was five-six, slim, and had a boyish face that could be better described as pretty than handsome. He compensates by trying to grow a beard.

Lyndsey was blonde, beautiful, and built. She was six foot two in heels. Her tits hung like ripe melons. Her juicy thighs and bubble-butt rounded out a form that could silence a room just by walking in. The two of them were all too happy to make their friends uncomfortable with impromptu make out sessions or keep their neighbors up every night with pleasurable moans from their residence.

How they met..

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They were truly the most passionate couple you’d ever seen, if not an unusual one to look at.

It’s amazing to think that their relationship started off with a prank.

At first Jude had been surprised at his friend, Jason, and his generosity that night. Setting up blind dates wasn’t normally the kind of thing Jason did. Jason explained that Jude deserved a break after graduating college without having scored even one girl’s phone number all four years.

Jude showered, shaved, put on his best - and only - suit, and went to the restaurant. The fears that he would be meeting some dumpy chess club girl immediately disappeared when he saw the angel already seated & waiting for him at the table. Her full crimson lips that begged to be kissed, big blue eyes, hair like gold silk, and generous rack stretching out the body-hugging magenta knit dress.

“Are you Jude?” Lyndsey asked with a pleasant smile.

He gulped. “Yeah.”

“I’m Lyndsey, nice to meet you.”

She thought Jude was charming and sweet; he thought Lyndsey was enchanting and funny. Jude couldn’t believe how lucky he was. But he was incredibly nervous, at the same time.

About twenty minutes into the date, through appetizers and drinks; Lyndsey said “Let me go powder my nose.”

When she stood up to her full, majestic height, Jude took in her towering statuesque presence. He suddenly felt like he was in an ancient Greek temple. She smiled and walked toward the back restrooms.

A man sitting at the nearest table, glanced at her as she walked past him, then locked eyes with Jude and started chuckling. Jude had been the recipient of short jokes for years, but this stranger’s laughter was an insult.

Jude snorted, then pulled out his phone and texted Jason:

Haw! Haw! Real funny, dickhead.

Jason’s response was three laughing-face emojis with three eggplants.

Jude thought about walking out then and there, but that would’ve been rude to Lyndsey. She’s been very pleasant company up til now.

It would be better to just ride the date out, then text her tomorrow with some vague excuse about he’s too busy to date right now.

Rejection is a hideous tormentor. And Jude’s fear of rejection often pushed him to do the rejecting, even when his fears were unfounded.

Lyndsey came back right as the waiter set their plates down in front of them.

“Don’t you just love it when you come back from the rest room and your food is waiting for you?” She asked as she sat down.

“Um, ah yeah, it’s great.” He poked at his salmon.

Lyndsey started twirling fettuccini around her fork, an awkward playful smile on her face. “I bet you were surprised at how tall I was, huh?”

“What? Oh, no. I mean ... you’re not that tall.”

“Please don’t. I’m the same height as both my brothers.” She chuckled. “I’m not self-conscious about it, at least not anymore. High school days were rough, though.” She ate a forkful of pasta.

“I know what that’s like” Jude replied. “I’m surprised you didn’t run off when you saw how short I was.”

Lyndsey looked Jude in the eye and with a reassuring gentle tone, said; “To tell you the truth, I’m not one of those girls who obsesses about guys’ heights, I’d be a hypocrite if I did.” She added a smile and a wink.

Jude smiled at that. “Jason is such a dick, he thought he was being so funny, setting us up.”

“Listen,” Jude said. ”I wouldn’t be insulted if you wanted to end this right now.”

“Nah, you’re cool” Lyndsey said with a smile & a raised eyebrow.

Things only got better from there. They laughed and talked while they ate, finishing a whole bottle of wine. When Lyndsey invited Jude to follow her back to her place, he was too buzzed and too enamored to say no. As they entered her condo, she showed him to the couch and sat next to him.