
Young Jedi Adventures: Someone Please Call Child Protective Services
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05/11/24 • 52 min
Disclaimer: There will be spoilers!
This week, we’re going back in time to the High Republic Era and looking at Young Jedi Adventures. Is it just a kid's show, or does it have actual value to Star Wars fans of all ages?
We discuss poor Jedi parenting skills, the show's educational value within the Star Wars universe, and the potentially dangerous message it sends: Kids flying across the system without adult supervision? Really, Master Yoda?
Tony creates a drinking game based on a kid's show, and we wrap things up by getting completely derailed by pondering how the use of the Force may impact a Jedi's lifespan.
Key Moments
15:39 Children's Show Review and Drinking Game (wait..what?!)
31:36 Star Wars Younglings and Jedi Training
38:06 Jedi and Star Wars Lore Discussion
Share this episode with a friend or an enemy. Young Jedi Adventures: The Drinking Game!Rules:
When a character repeats back a line or "learns the lesson," drink (x2).
Whenever multiple characters have to use the force in tandem, drink.
Whenever Nubs speaks a single syllable, drink.
Whenever an adult sends a child into danger, drink (if It's Zia or Yoda, drink twice), Whenever a conflict ends without a weapon drawn, drink.
Whenever Kai is impatient and gets into trouble, drink.
Whenever Lys is distracted by a creature, drink.
Follow us on social media @TheSWSShow. Once we get our poodoo together, you'll find show clips, behind-the-scenes shenanigans, Star Wars news, memes, updates, and more!
For full episodes to include pre and post-show randomness, join our Inner Circle at patreon.com/circleofnerds
For questions about affiliate opportunities, guest booking, public appearances, or collaboration, reach out to us at [email protected]
Disclaimer: There will be spoilers!
This week, we’re going back in time to the High Republic Era and looking at Young Jedi Adventures. Is it just a kid's show, or does it have actual value to Star Wars fans of all ages?
We discuss poor Jedi parenting skills, the show's educational value within the Star Wars universe, and the potentially dangerous message it sends: Kids flying across the system without adult supervision? Really, Master Yoda?
Tony creates a drinking game based on a kid's show, and we wrap things up by getting completely derailed by pondering how the use of the Force may impact a Jedi's lifespan.
Key Moments
15:39 Children's Show Review and Drinking Game (wait..what?!)
31:36 Star Wars Younglings and Jedi Training
38:06 Jedi and Star Wars Lore Discussion
Share this episode with a friend or an enemy. Young Jedi Adventures: The Drinking Game!Rules:
When a character repeats back a line or "learns the lesson," drink (x2).
Whenever multiple characters have to use the force in tandem, drink.
Whenever Nubs speaks a single syllable, drink.
Whenever an adult sends a child into danger, drink (if It's Zia or Yoda, drink twice), Whenever a conflict ends without a weapon drawn, drink.
Whenever Kai is impatient and gets into trouble, drink.
Whenever Lys is distracted by a creature, drink.
Follow us on social media @TheSWSShow. Once we get our poodoo together, you'll find show clips, behind-the-scenes shenanigans, Star Wars news, memes, updates, and more!
For full episodes to include pre and post-show randomness, join our Inner Circle at patreon.com/circleofnerds
For questions about affiliate opportunities, guest booking, public appearances, or collaboration, reach out to us at [email protected]
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Star Wars: Safespace - Young Jedi Adventures: Someone Please Call Child Protective Services
Transcript
Howdy Succulents this week on Star Wars Sucks ,
Speaker 1we're taking a long look at Young Jedi .
Speaker 1Wait a minute . That didn't sound right , yeah .
Speaker 3Young Jedi Adventures .
Speaker 1Anyway , let's roll All right . Well ,
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