Position Players Pitching Is Out of Sorts Dumb

In baseball, you have pitchers and non-pitchers. Yet in blowout games, we're often seeing those non-pitchers take the mound. What gives? Well, teams are trying to rest their pitching staff, but the results of, say, an outfielder pitching are...typically not great.

We're also briefly touching on the 2017 film Going in Style and the chaos of trying to pitch in little league.

Plus, a hysterically observant tweet by Jason Concepcion and a silly sports cliche about the amount of time we need to do good work.