Spank Bank

Can a penis break? Do GUYS have a G Spot? Does Mr. Rogers have pubes longer than his dick? Cosmopolitan Magazine has all the answers! This week we take the scientifically-accurate Cosmo quiz: "What's Your Sex IQ?" Will the questions posed by the unpaid intern who "wrote" the quiz shock you? Unlikely. Will our answers titillate and enlighten you? TBD. Tune in to find out!

Do you remember the first thing you put in your butt? This week, we try. Also: Anton blitzes his mom and rediscovers a Rugrats backpack filled with erotic stories that he printed out from [redacted].com in the early 2000s. Before that, we learn about the one-armed, one-legged man who sparked the creation of the gayest custom made bed in history.

Look they can't all be winners: in this ep we ring in the new year with resolutions, predictions, and Home Alone marathons with blowjob breaks. We also talk about the Democratic debates, protests, and more obnoxious things ABOUT WHICH we are in now way qualified to SPEAK. Email spankbankpod@gmail dot com to request any kinks or porn genres you want us to cover, and follow us @spankbankpod on all those giddy goody social platforms. Shoutout to listeners Ian, Morgan, and Joni Mitchell.

We make our way through the original 150 pokemon with one question in mind: would you fuck it? Follow along at home with pokemon.com/us/pokedex/

In our first episode of the spooky season: shower farts, double orgasms (related??), fantasizing about Shia Labeouf, and creampie porn. Turns out some people like cum on the outside, while others prefer it inside. Who said the human experience wasn't RICH and COMPLICATED?? Subscribe on iTunes, Spotify, and all that jazz. Follow us on Twitter and IG @spankbankpod, and email your questions, recommendations, and filthy finds to [email protected]. That'll do, pigs!!!!!!!!!