Sowerby and Luff

A surprisingly long cucumber. Plus, woman burns pie, cabbages that sprout unexpected growths, dead flowers in the living room, and a bow tie wearing duck. Also, Brian's messy bathtime and a beauty contest for goldfish. This podcast may contain strong language.

How do you stimulate a cockroach? Plus, auditioning prenatal kittens, playing tennis in the sky, toilets for guide dogs and bumping into Mo Farah in Teddington. Also, drinking games to play while watching for Dallas. This podcast may contain strong language.

Gherkin disguised as a penguin. Plus, teaching fruit flies to count, 15th century underwired bras, no British beer at the Olympics, fun with an empty pill bottle, cavemen doing housework and a cow with its very own web site. May contain strong language.

Helicopter made from dead cat. Plus, Georgina gets a fanfare and Brian wipes away a tear. The summer starts here with a special bunting-bedecked Bank Holiday edition featuring B&G's review of the Diamond Jubilee celebrations in London. Also, synchronized swimming goldfish, toilet throwing, mustard footprints, knitting with chopsticks, bad service in the Cotswolds and a gold medal shaped like a penis. Contains strong language and a Transient Ischaemic Attack.

How many snails does it take to power a small city? Plus, ruckus in the peanut gallery and what's the difference between an iceberg and seagull shit? Also, gardens in potholes in the road, feeding a dog via Twitter, a woman who is in love with the Statue of Liberty, an escaped penguin in Japan and is Carlsberg lager as important as the emergency services in Denmark? Question of the Week: Why do shoelaces come undone?