So You Wannabe a Farmer
Melissa Spence
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Two friends, one farm dream. Wendy packed up her suburban Maryland home, two kids, two cats, and a dog and moved to a farm in rural North Carolina. Melissa, who's still back in Maryland, lives the farm life vicariously through Wendy while tending to her ever-expanding backyard garden. They catch up each week to discuss the latest adventures on her farm, Chutzpah Hollow, with occasional updates from Melissa's tiny oasis in the 'burbs.Why are we here? When Wendy decided to take that enormous leap to fulfill her dream of buying a farm, I wanted to make sure I could follow along every step of the way. This podcast is my opportunity to tag along while helping her document the ups, the downs, and the in-betweens.We are friends, working professionals, Jewish mothers, and total noobs. Neither of us have any experience farming or homesteading. We’re just two gals who love the natural world, and who seek a healthy and meaningful life for ourselves and our families. Some of you brave risk-takers will relate to Wendy. Others, like me, will listen from the sidelines and continue to fantasize about starting our own farm someday while growing whatever we can in our backyards, and trying our hands at living the homestead life in the ‘burbs. We hope you’ll join us on this adventure, either from the sidelines or while getting your own hands dirty.
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Springtime
So You Wannabe a Farmer
04/26/22 • 51 min
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It's officially spring on Chutzpah Hollow! "Ram Day" is around the corner and preparations are underway. The pigs are getting big and frisky, resulting in some new adventures (more like trouble-shooting), and Wendy admits to only listening to two TWO episodes of this here podcast. Fortunately, Melissa notes Wendy's many other great qualities that cancel out her bad behavior:). The Maryland garden gets a mushroom bed, as spring planting begins. There is so much to do that Melissa wakes up in the middle of the night thinking about where to plant things. Scientific musings and trivia abound and much more!
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Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
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Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence
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Bonus: Manhattan on the Farm
So You Wannabe a Farmer
04/04/22 • 48 min
For the second time in SYWBAF history, a special guest joins the conversation. Wendy's niece, Elyssa, leaves the big city and spends a few days experiencing farm life. while Wendy takes her first work trip in over two years. Join us as we see the farm animals in a new light, in particular, her many thoughts on the chickens and their eggs. A Jewish educator, Elyssa helps us delve a little deeper into the concept of shmita, shares her complicated feelings about kashrut (kosher) laws and their application in our contemporary society. Listen carefully so you don't miss Molly's constant snoring throughout!
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Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
All that and more!
So join us as we head out to the farm...
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Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence

I've Never Done This Before
So You Wannabe a Farmer
02/08/22 • 55 min
In another surprising twist, Joseph does it again! He proves he's the chicken version of a cat by escaping impending death a second time. Wendy unintentionally tests out the efficacy of the pigs' electric fence, and considers whether the goats should be re-homed and replaced by more sheep. The friends revisit the conversation about livestock guardian animals. We learn the difference of hydroponics and aquaponics as Wendy prepares to get the greenhouse up and running. Melissa takes her first bee keeping class and waxes poetic about their incredible, amazing, phenomenal characteristics. All this and more in Episode 17.
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Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
All that and more!
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@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence

Naughty Bits
So You Wannabe a Farmer
03/12/22 • 50 min
This week's topics range from the philosophical to the phallic. As springtime approaches, Wendy recalls memories of tulips in Battery Park after 9/11, feels the maternal pangs of farm babies, and (yet again) considers bringing home some new animals. Melissa admits to not admitting to Chris what a horrible job she did pruning bushes in the backyard, the benefits of using alfalfa pellets in your garden, and preparing for the arrival of her beehive. Turns out Wendy isn't the only one with plans to expand the farm, young Sam has aspirations, too!
All this and more on Episode 20!
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All that and more!
So join us as we head out to the farm...
Thank you for listening! If you are enjoying the podcast, please rate and review on Apple Podcasts.
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@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence

Is it Spring Yet???
So You Wannabe a Farmer
03/01/22 • 54 min
In this week's episode, Wendy feels powerful after chopping down a tree (it was a small tree, but still...) in order to grow mushrooms. A short discussion of foraging ensues including the dangers of relying on an app to determine whether a mushroom is poisonous. Signs of spring tempt Wendy to start her outdoor vegetable garden way too soon, so Melissa pushes her own addiction - indoor seed starting - on her friend. Aquaponics plans proceed, fruit and nut trees accumulate, and the debate over soil vs. dirt continues. All this and more!
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Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
All that and more!
So join us as we head out to the farm...
Thank you for listening! If you are enjoying the podcast, please rate and review on Apple Podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram:
@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence

Baby it's Cold Inside
So You Wannabe a Farmer
02/19/22 • 56 min
On this week's episode, Wendy and family are without heat when the oil tank runs dry late on a Saturday night. It wouldn't be a typical week on Chutzpah Hollow without major changes on the farm including the addition of one species and the departure of another. Melissa continues her new task of correcting misinformation that was shared on the last episode and Wendy blows Melissa's mind when she describes a new animal she hopes to bring to the farm. Chicken drama continues as does bee education. All this and more!
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Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
All that and more!
So join us as we head out to the farm...
Thank you for listening! If you are enjoying the podcast, please rate and review on Apple Podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram:
@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence

It's a Girl!
So You Wannabe a Farmer
03/21/22 • 54 min
Spring is in the air and a baby animal is headed to Chutzpah Hollow (and who knows, maybe there are other babies on the way...)! The new chicks are hanging out in the garage making a mess in their enclosure (and annoying Wendy) for another couple of weeks while they prepare to join the rest of the flock outside. Melissa becomes an official beekeeper. and recalls the details of bringing home the hive. Other spring activities begin, and with them come plans for new additions to the garden. All this and more in Episode 21!
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@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
All that and more!
So join us as we head out to the farm...
Thank you for listening! If you are enjoying the podcast, please rate and review on Apple Podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram:
@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence

BONUS: The Quinnterview
So You Wannabe a Farmer
01/31/22 • 39 min
A So You Wannabe a Farmer first! Melissa and Wendy welcome a guest to the show and it's none other than Melissa's oldest child, Quinn.
Quinn is a first year art student at the Maryland Institute College of Art (MICA) in Baltimore studying Ecosystems, Sustainability, and Justice. Their conversation centers around these themes with a splash of Jewish herbalism, a sprinkle of history - both the geographically local and culturally distant - culture, superstition, and finished off with a dollop or two of this and that. If that isn't enough, there's a few gardening and farming references, too!
You can find Quinn on Instagram @quinnterlude
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All that and more!
So join us as we head out to the farm...
Thank you for listening! If you are enjoying the podcast, please rate and review on Apple Podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram:
@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence

We're BAAACCKKKK!
So You Wannabe a Farmer
01/24/22 • 44 min
Can you believe it? We're back for a second season! New year, new plans for both the farm and the garden. While things may slow down in the garden during the dark days of winter, Chutzpah Hollow is prepping for impending snow inside and outside the house. Join us to find out what's on Wendy's to do list(s) and stay tuned for the latest in breeding fails!
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NEW @so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
All that and more!
So join us as we head out to the farm...
Thank you for listening! If you are enjoying the podcast, please rate and review on Apple Podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram:
@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence

Gimme a Little Kishke
So You Wannabe a Farmer
04/17/22 • 50 min
What's a Kishke, you ask? Listen and find out!
Melissa and Wendy break down their in-person reunion and what has changed since Melissa's last visit to Chutzpah Hollow, including a surprise declaration on the farm population (followed by an apology!). The baby cow starts solid food, pigs get a little rude, and the sheep... well, the sheep just continue to do their thing and look pretty.
Melissa finally gets to don the protective gear, light up the smoker, open the hive, and take a peek inside. All this and more in Episode 23!
Follow us on Instagram:
@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
All that and more!
So join us as we head out to the farm...
Thank you for listening! If you are enjoying the podcast, please rate and review on Apple Podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram:
@so_you_wannabe_a_farmer
Melissa @sow_grow_letitgo
Wendy @chutzpahhollow
Music by Chris Spence
Artwork by Jane Rabadi janerabadi.com
Editing by Melissa Spence
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FAQ
How many episodes does So You Wannabe a Farmer have?
So You Wannabe a Farmer currently has 47 episodes available.
What topics does So You Wannabe a Farmer cover?
The podcast is about Jewish, Gardening, Education, Leisure, How To and Home & Garden.
What is the most popular episode on So You Wannabe a Farmer?
The episode title 'It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Springtime' is the most popular with 1 listens, 1 ratings and 1 comments/reviews.
What is the average episode length on So You Wannabe a Farmer?
The average episode length on So You Wannabe a Farmer is 52 minutes.
How often are episodes of So You Wannabe a Farmer released?
Episodes of So You Wannabe a Farmer are typically released every 10 days, 19 hours.
When was the first episode of So You Wannabe a Farmer?
The first episode of So You Wannabe a Farmer was released on Aug 23, 2021.
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