Animorphuckery: Memoirs of Two Isolated Blonde Nine-Year-Old Girls Who Took Rachel VERY Seriously and Then Met K. A. Applegate in Their 20s

Back in the 90s Hannah and Shannon were isolated homeschoolers who didn't have much in life, but DID have Animorphs. Being tiny little blonde girls with attitude problems the importance of Rachel cannot be overstated. Then Mama Applegate murdered Rachel. Then Hannah and Shannon met Mama Applegate. Hugs and hate mail ensued.
Phucked up topics include: PTSD in war veterans, beating a man to death with your own severed arm, murdering your family for the cause of the war, Native American genocide, 90s Feminism, gender fluidity, 9/11, Columbine, Desert Storm, The Holocaust, and defeating Nazis with cocaine.
Many tangents including The Hunger Games, Dear America, The Royal Diaries, The Giver, Number the Stars, His Dark Materials, and Grace and Frankie, somehow?
See more of Shannon (and sometimes Hannah) talking about controversial literature at https://boundandgaggedbooks.wordpress.com/