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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

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Simplistic Reviews is everything your parents told you to not turn into. We talk and review movies, TV and games from the past and the present. Light that fire and bring the family in to enjoy, don’t worry if you don’t have a fire because we’ll always bring the warmth. Visit us at www.Simplistic.Reviews
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Simplistic Reviews Podcasts episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Simplistic Reviews Podcasts for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Simplistic Reviews Podcasts episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - (Ep. 185): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2022
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07/01/22 • 121 min

WARNING
On this July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we talk movies and tv as usual. After the opening sketch, however, we do talk about the events of June 24th and the overturning of Roe v Wade. In addition, we take some angry, yet honest pot shots at America, the Supreme Court, the religious right, racist MAGA loving politicians, and everyone else doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights. If you'd rather not hear us discuss that, skip to the 22 minute mark in which we get into entertainment news. Thank you.

Oh, and if you are one of the ones doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights...F%*k...and we as a show mean this with all due respect...Off.

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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - Simply 15 | Ep.21 - The Munsters (2022)

Simply 15 | Ep.21 - The Munsters (2022)

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10/16/22 • 15 min

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The Munsters are back...Yeahhh!

Rob Zombie wrote and directed...Noooo!

The makeup and production looked good. The script on the other hand was...

A podcast in 15 minutes!

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#themunsters #ShortPodcast #Podcast #robzombie #Netflix #Halloween

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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - (Ep. 230): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2024
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06/01/24 • 124 min

Schools out for summer...but the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for...ever! On this episode, the boys are graced by the presence of the Voice of the Universe...an entity who has seriously got the hots for Sydney Sweeney. We find out the real reason behind why that Coyote Vs. Acme movie was shelved. And Hollywood’s fresh, new, young comic star closes out the show with a couple of sets of Cretaceous comedy that’ll have you going extinct from laughter. We present you T-Rex Dice Clay. All that and more on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - (Ep. 216): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2023
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10/01/23 • 105 min

You know what time it is. Or what month it is. It's Halloween. The freaks are out. And so is the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We trick. We Treat. We discuss Bond, and Star Wars, and the Robyn Hood(Not a typo) television series. It's an Octoberfest for the ages. Enjoy!

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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - (Ep. 191): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2022
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09/30/22 • 136 min

Happy Halloween! Yes, we know we're early. But the gang at Simplistic Reviews is always anxious to start off the "Trick Or Treat" season as soon as possible. On this episode, Matthew finally gives his thoughts on Top Gun: Maverick...Justin introduces the usage of a new phrase that will surely offend someone...and DJ has a hard time describing the copulation of a plastic doll. All that and more on this eerie and irrationally fun episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - Simply 15 | Ep.22 - BYOB (New Rambo, SAS Rogue Heroes & Weird)
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11/15/22 • 16 min

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Today is BYOB: BRING YOUR OWN BIT OF MEDIA
Topics include a new and "last" Rambo movie, SAS: Rogue Heroes & Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

A podcast in 15 minutes! (with a little extra on this one)

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#weird #ShortPodcast #Podcast #rambo #Netflix #SASROGUEHEROES

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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - The Simplistic Reviews Sketch Year In Review 2022 Special
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12/25/22 • 84 min

It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022.

Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips.

TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES

(Cast In Order Of Appearance)

0:00:55 - In The Heart Of Darkcast

(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi)

0:04:50 - Pratt Fall

(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro)

0:08:10 - Simplistic-Span

(Steven C. Phillips, Freddy Maas, Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)

0:13:00 - Oscars So Young

(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)

0:17:15 - Morbi-Who Pt1 & Pt2

(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt)

0:21:32 - Fictional Football Hall Of Fame

(DJ Valentine)

0:24:37 - WandaReVision

(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh)

0:29:11 - Kenobi Comes Clean

(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)

0:33:35 - Woody

(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh)

0:36:59 - Alan Grant Is Bad With Kids

(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Jeanette Ward)

0:41:02 - No Peace

(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)

0:44:20 - Star Spangled Manhandling

(DJ Valentine)

0:47:30 - If You Can't Stand The Heat

(Justin Polizzi, DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas)

0:52:29 - World's Worst Detectives

(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)

0:56:05 - While You Were Sleeping

(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)

0:59:51 - Villain Swap!

(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Justin Polizzi, Matthew Stewart)

1:04:36 - You Have My Sympathies

(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Jay Cluitt)

1:06:41 - The Nightmare Before Skeletor

(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)

1:10:58 - Accidental Anti-Hero

(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Mark Hofmeyer)

1:14:43 - Over My Dead Body

(Matthew Stewart, Jay Cluitt, DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)

1:18:21 - Christmas Fiction

(DJ Valentine)

1:21:51 - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

(DJ Valentine)

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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - (Ep. 193): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2022
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11/01/22 • 110 min

Put down that turkey leg, take a pass on that pumpkin pie, and toss out that cranberry sauce. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to put your Thanksgiving appetite in jeopardy. On this episode, the boys bring on their friend and attorney, Freddy Maas, to help them finally make a statement about She-Hulk that won't get them cancelled. They also take some shots at Black Adam, Superman, Hawkman, Robert Zemeckis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lena Dunham, and of course...Kanye. So gobble gobble up this brand new episode!

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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - (Ep. 222): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2024
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02/01/24 • 107 min

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back! I know. Why? So we can tell you about a new term called choke jerk. And debate the blandness of the show Echo. And put in our three cents on the Barbie Oscar snub controversy. That's right. All things you don't care about. All that and more on the 2024 debut episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts - Simply 15 | Ep. 33 - 2023: Year in Review
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12/16/23 • 14 min

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A podcast in 15 minutes!

The year of 2023 is over! The douchebags sit down and ramble like old farts on their likes and dislikes.
Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews

#yearinreview #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2023 #godzilla #Barbie #oppenheimer #TheBear #Theholdovers #TV #movies #ShouldIstopTyping

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How many episodes does Simplistic Reviews Podcasts have?

Simplistic Reviews Podcasts currently has 388 episodes available.

What topics does Simplistic Reviews Podcasts cover?

The podcast is about Comedy, Podcasts and Tv & Film.

What is the most popular episode on Simplistic Reviews Podcasts?

The episode title 'Simply 15 | Ep.21 - The Munsters (2022)' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Simplistic Reviews Podcasts?

The average episode length on Simplistic Reviews Podcasts is 88 minutes.

How often are episodes of Simplistic Reviews Podcasts released?

Episodes of Simplistic Reviews Podcasts are typically released every 4 days, 23 hours.

When was the first episode of Simplistic Reviews Podcasts?

The first episode of Simplistic Reviews Podcasts was released on Oct 16, 2016.

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