SHOTGUN CANDY

Stiffen your masts and rub your cannonballs for this one, Matey. Blackbeard? Jack Sparrow, Davey Jones? What in the hell is a Buccaneer? YARRRR!! Avast ye’ land lubbers!! Pirates and profiteers be sailin’ the waters! The boys make you walk the plank with them on this one. The history of Pirates is an old one, but the code of the open ocean remained, get booty! Set sail on this "2 hour tour..." (Yes, that was a weak Gillian’s Island reach, Dude whatever) and join Rocstedi, Elvis and AC along with the live audience on Fireside! "Shiver me timbers" and "Chips Ahoy!” Let’s eat some Candy Booty! ( you know what the hell we mean lol )

Funny what a few men will do for a listener that suggests a history and at least pedestrian explanation of how sewers and waste management system work. No worries, we do this sort of thing, and even make this a thing people can do... AS IN.. Write in! We WILL make it the topic - simply reach out on our various socials. We could be talking about your favorite thing ina week!

Don't fret, the boys are on the case. As much as they try, the topic keeps popping up all over history it seems. Like shits' a big deal and worth exploring. Oh man here we go again..

The boys like to think they are quite fearless when it comes to examining topics. Not too much is off limits when it comes to exploring, however this episode takes a visual toll on them as they discover the life and times of Vlad the Impaler. You may know him by his more mythical name: Dracula. Thats right, the very man that Bram Stoker based his novel on. A man so brutal and sadistic that at one point in the show the boys struggle to even verbalize the carnage. Known as one of the most bloodthirsty monsters to ever wage war, one can hardly grasp that Vlad III was just a child once. He was left as a hostage to the Ottoman’s, a fierce and vast army that posed a threat to all of Europe. The man that returned from those foreign lands was very different person. Now a sharp killing machine that would leave literal forests of impaled soldiers for his enemies to behold. He was willing to do anything necessary to reclaim the throne of Walachia (the region that is known is Transylvania) and retake his birtright. The boys are back at it with a KILLER topic for the live audience on Fireside, and Ep. 09 is off to a fast start. They may have a last minute change on the team too. Lay back and expose your neck, let’s eat some bloody candy... Bwuahahaha!!

Let’s cut to the chase, have you ever been in a fight? A street-fight? Maybe a bar brawl where chairs were flying around and the room... just like the movies? Its more likely you got your ass beat by someone you stepped on with white sneakers. Were you the bully in school? Thats ok, we don’t discriminate. If you were the one getting your ass beat, Well, you’d wish you had one of these incredible fighters the boys talk about in this episode of Shotgun Candy as a bodyguard. As the show rolls on, live audience participation heats up with some spicy opinions on the best fighters of all time and not to mention some stories of all out carnage from AC, The King, and Rocstedi. Buckle up for this Sunday’s show, it's an absolute slugfest. You could try to prepare yourself for this show with a Rocky 4 Siberian-style workout montage or go all out with the Nordictrac and the heart monitors. However only one real truth exists. In the immortal words of Mike Tyson: “Everyone has a plan til they get punched in the face.” Episode #8 is on right now, unless you’re a little bitch...? Well, Are ya? Lmao, let’s eat angry candy...

We find ourselves on another Sunday morning contemplating the the mysteries of life. What makes people collect things to the point of “hoarding” a condition than plagues a significant amount of people in the world. There are levels to it, and as the boys climb those ranks, things get a little, well... rank. They explore what the mental condition is, how some people live in extreme detail with some real and honest reactions from the fireside audience. Once again, this podcast is not for the faint of heart, and there are some graphic depictions of level 5 hoards of pure filth. This had to happen, we all know this. Let's get Ep. 07 going, welcome to the party if you are just joining us. If you’ve turned into a regular Shotgun Candy listener, we love you too. Let’s eat some expired candy...