
SCP-3627: “Dreamy Jasters”
12/20/24 • 23 min
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CP-3627 is a children’s music box... The word “ACROBATS” is written in capital letters on the front of the object. Below, a pane of glass protects two painted clowns connected at the hands to a rotating axle.
Content Warnings: Descriptions of a rotting corpse, consumption of putrescence, clown mention
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-3627 was written by Wildman8
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator -Elissa Park
SCP-3627 - Ben Counter & Daisy McNamara
D-2213 - Kayla Temshiv
D-4256 - Stephen Indrisano
Dr. Vargus - Brandon P. Jenkins
Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Video produced by Dakota Miller
Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger
Sound Designer - Daisy McNamara
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska
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CP-3627 is a children’s music box... The word “ACROBATS” is written in capital letters on the front of the object. Below, a pane of glass protects two painted clowns connected at the hands to a rotating axle.
Content Warnings: Descriptions of a rotting corpse, consumption of putrescence, clown mention
Patrons
Emmett Baronciani, Dori, Alexis VanOosterhout, PneumaticYeti, Alex Collins, Gabe Lewis, Cami Klabough, GoldenEye, and Mojavesasquatch!
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-3627 was written by Wildman8
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator -Elissa Park
SCP-3627 - Ben Counter & Daisy McNamara
D-2213 - Kayla Temshiv
D-4256 - Stephen Indrisano
Dr. Vargus - Brandon P. Jenkins
Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Video produced by Dakota Miller
Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger
Sound Designer - Daisy McNamara
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska
Presented by Bloody FM
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod
Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
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