Minimalism Mindset + Sunbutter Goodness, Meaning, 2.5M Podcasts

12/13/23 • 28 min

Welcome back to your favorite cosmic rollercoaster, "Saviors of the Metaverse!" Strap in as we zoom through a galaxy of giggles and wisdom, tackling everything from the existential butter crisis to Shakespearean text messages. Here’s what’s cooking in today's episode. But first, hit pause and snag something you haven’t used since the last solar eclipse. Ready to donate or ditch? Great! Because we’re about to dive headfirst into the art of the minimalism mindset -- and trust us, you’ll need the extra space for all the laughs we've packed in!

1. What Kind of Butter Do You Like?
Butter enthusiasts, unite! Is Sunbutter the unsung hero of spreads or just a nutty imposter? Let's churn through the debate and spread some joy (and maybe some Sunbutter).

2. We Have It Good in America
Time to count our stars and stripes! Let's get real about the luxuries of American life. Warning: Side effects may include sudden bursts of patriotism and an urge to hug an eagle.

3. Why Do We Do This Show?
A moment of existential crisis, podcast style. Why are we here? For the fame, the glory, or just because we forgot to cancel the studio booking?

4. English vs Old English and Shakespeare
To be or not to be...confused by Shakespeare. We're decoding thy old English and wondering if Shakespeare would've used emojis. Not really.

5. & Juliet Broadway Musical and Changing the Story
What if Juliet didn't need Romeo to have a good time? We talk about flipping scripts and Broadway musicals that make history go, "Wait, what?"

6. The Life of a 'Pick Me'
Feeling like the main character in "High School Musical: The Quest for Cool"? We're dissecting the 'pick me' saga – where every day feels like a quest for the 'Most Likely to be Noticed' award. But here’s the twist: in our world, everyone's a star -- no auditions necessary!

7. Don't Explain What It All Means
Dive into the pool of life's mysteries – no lifeguard on duty. Sometimes, the magic is in the mystery, and sometimes it’s just confusing. Either way, no explanations allowed!

8. Apple Has 2.5 Million Podcasts, But Only 450K Are Active
In a sea of 2.5 million podcasts, we're the ones waving at you from the lighthouse of awesomeness. Let's chat about why the other 2.05 million might be taking a little podcast nap.

9. 30-Day Minimalist Challenge
Can you live with less and laugh more? We dare you to try. Clear your clutter, find your zen, and maybe misplace your car keys in the process.

That's all for today's episode of "Saviors of the Metaverse." Remember, in a world full of podcasts, you've chosen the one that saves you from boredom. Keep laughing, keep thinking, and we’ll see you in the next dimension of delightful absurdity!

Oh and smash that subscribe button like it's the snooze on Monday morning!

And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:

Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | content production
Jared Nichols: LinkedIn | leverage your future
Saviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTube

Credits:

This episode: "Minimalism Mindset + Sunbutter Goodness, Meaning, 2.5M Podcasts" was produced by the team at KazCM
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3. Why Do We Do This Show?
A moment of existential crisis, podcast style. Why are we here? For the fame, the glory, or just because we forgot to cancel the studio booking?

4. English vs Old English and Shakespeare
To be or not to be...confused by Shakespeare. We're decoding thy old English and wondering if Shakespeare would've used emojis. Not really.

5. & Juliet Broadway Musical and Changing the Story
What if Juliet didn't need Romeo to have a good time? We talk about flipping scripts and Broadway musicals that make history go, "Wait, what?"

9. 30-Day Minimalist Challenge
Can you live with less and laugh more? We dare you to try. Clear your clutter, find your zen, and maybe misplace your car keys in the process.

Oh and smash that subscribe button like it's the snooze on Monday morning!

And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:

Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | content production
Jared Nichols: LinkedIn | leverage your future
Saviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTube

Credits:

This episode: "Minimalism Mindset + Sunbutter Goodness, Meaning, 2.5M Podcasts" was produced by the team at KazCM
Follow this podcast on Apple Podcasts
Follow this podcast on Spotify

Previous Episode

Virtual Hot Topics | The Credit Card Is Killing the Economy!

Welcome to another electrifying Virtual Hot Topic Friday on "Saviors of the Metaverse"! Today, we're diving headfirst into the whirlwind world of "Doom Spending: The Credit Card Apocalypse!"

Picture this: Vacations galore, the shiniest new TV, endless Amazon packages, and more stuff than you can shake a credit card at! The magic of Apple Pay transforms your sandwich dreams into reality, while Uber whisks you away on seemingly free adventures. And who can forget the thrill of snagging the latest video game without a single dollar leaving your wallet?

But wait... there's a twist! Amidst this spending spree lurks the shadow of economic doom. The "experts" have been counting down for 3 years, predicting a market crash to rival the Great Depression. And their message? "Told ya so!"

So, what's our response? Shop till we drop, of course! From the luxury aisles of Neiman Marcus to the cozy corners of Target, from soaring with American Airlines to chowing down at the local burger joint. Don't forget those all-important subscriptions – what's life without a little retail therapy, right?

But here's the kicker: Could our shopping escapades be the very thing that sends the economy into a tailspin? It's time to pause, breathe (we recommend box breathing!), and put down that credit card. Join us, your trusted Saviors of the Metaverse (and, apparently, the real-world economy), as we unravel the mysteries of what's happening, what isn't, and what may never happen.

And remember, it's Virtual Hot Topic Friday – not "Fry Yah!" Let's say no to more fries and yes to saving the metaverse (and our wallets) one hilarious episode at a time! #DoomSpending #VirtualHotTopicFriday #SaviorsOfTheMetaverse

And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:

Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | content production
Jared Nichols: LinkedIn | leverage your future
Saviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTube
Related episodes: WFH Is Not For Everyone! | Laundry as a Gateway to the Gig Economy

Credits:

This episode: "Virtual Hot Topics | The Credit Card Is Killing the Economy!" was produced by the team at KazCM
Follow this podcast on Apple Podcasts
Follow this podcast on Spotify

Next Episode

Joey from Jupiter and the Tale of Shattered Egos

Welcome to an epic episode of "Saviors of the Metaverse," where we weave a tale of intrigue, ego, and cosmic conundrums, featuring our brand new beloved fictional character, Joey from Jupiter. Jupiter, Florida, that is. But don't worry; this episode goes to outer space too!

The Story

In the sun-drenched streets of Jupiter, Florida, Joey, an avid podcast enthusiast with dreams bigger than the Sunshine State, stumbles upon a startling revelation. Apple Podcast Analytics, the behemoth of podcast data, has revamped its reporting system. The impact is immediate and dramatic - podcasters worldwide awaken to a new reality where their download numbers no longer match their lofty self-images. Among them are the creators of a podcast, where the co-host Jared has a peculiar disdain for Neil deGrasse Tyson, seeing him as an emblem of overrated celebrity scientists.

As Joey "delves" deeper, he discovers a parallel with the world of narrative wars and non-player characters (NPCs). In this episode, our hosts draw parallels between the podcasting world and the broader societal narratives. They explore how, like in video games, many individuals seem to operate as NPCs, following scripts without questioning the larger story.

Joey, with his innate curiosity, questions everything. Why did Apple change its analytics? How does this mirror the larger world, where narrative wars shape our perceptions? He ponders over the iPad Pro, thinking about the social dilemmas and the Silicon Valley ethos that drive our digital age.

In his quest, Joey encounters various characters: a group of podcasters lamenting the loss of their inflated download numbers, a tech guru from Silicon Valley obsessed with the Metaverse, and even a fictionalized version of Mark Zuckerberg, entangled in his own social dilemmas.

Through Google Maps, Joey explores the vast landscapes of information, each pin drop a story, each route a different narrative. He realizes the impact of these narrative wars, as seen through the lens of COVID and the global response, where every piece of information seemed like a battle for truth.

In a twist, Joey tunes into a podcast featuring a debate between Neil deGrasse Tyson and a character suspiciously resembling Donald Trump, discussing the simulation theory. Here, Jared, the co-host, can barely hide his annoyance, providing a comedic relief to the intense discourse.

As our story concludes, Joey reflects on the journey, sipping Kirkland's Sparkling Water - Lemon Essence, the drink that somehow makes sense of it all. He realizes that in this world of shifting narratives and digital frontiers, the only constant is change, and the only truth is the one we choose to believe.

Join us for this episode of "Saviors of the Metaverse," where reality, fiction, and the cosmic dance of podcast analytics collide in an unforgettable adventure.

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