A Centrist's Take on the Civil War

The Spiderman that comes to your birthday party - that isn't the real Spiderman. Batman isn't real. Green Lantern might be real. Look, the point is - get over it. Sit down and listen to Ben and Sarah gab about the age of consent, how Ben would run a story hour at the local library, how Sarah is mansplained to at the local hardware store, and decide if it is racist to listen to Spanish music. Hear all about the time Sarah met someone at a bar that could see the good from both sides in the Civil War. Oh, did you know the band 311 beat up Scott Stapp? Hear all about it this week on Salads Don't Make Friends!