Roast Mortem Cast

Edward Teach (a.k.a Blackbeard) was one of the most ruthless pirates and may or may not have banged a manatee.

This gold-nosed Danish astronomer and his pet moose will seriously drink you under the table.

Yoshie Shiratori is the ultimate escape artist, busting out of any jail that the japanese authorities threw him in. The problem was once he was on the outside, he couldn't seem to not keep his mouth shut about his prison breaks, most of which involved spitting soup, chilling with bears and dislocating his own arms.

Burroughs leaves the wake of destruction and murder that was his 30s and starts anew as a writer. All this means is that he does more drugs, bangs more boys and dives deeper into the new age, occult mumbo gumbo. In between deep throating, human pucked turkey, Alan Ginsberg, his heroin usages skyrockets as does his literary notoriety.

We exam the life and times of one of Hollywood's most legendary actors, Humphrey Bogart. From his dysfunctional marriage to Mayo Meth-Thot, his constant drinking and smoking, this spoiled rich kid, never really fit in until it was too late.