Rippin' on the Rock: A Rock N Lol Podcast

In this episode, Cam, Memph and Johnny buy some bikes and hit the road. Leather. Denim. Assless Chaps. The works. Sorry foreigners; Americans only at this Badass Party. Will their eyes be permanently clouded by the trappings of hedonistic nationalism or will their inability to drive motorcycles prevent them from going anywhere? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Kidz Boppin up and down the block; Saddened before Baddened; BTO-no he didn’t; Stifler needs more roles; Bad (space) Ass; Malcolm McLaren is better than you; Slacks before hacks; ‘Merica; Kid Rock the Roadie; Stabbin’ critics; Kid Rock’s playlist; Come gay away with me; Sorry OKC, but you’re a punchline now.

Hey y'all! Are you ready to jump back into that way-back machine? This time we're taking you to the Golden Age of Pop-Punk! Nooo, not the mid 90s. We're talking 2000-2009. The Aughts baby. Back when the term pop-punk was heavily commercialized and slapped on whatever radio-friendly band had the teensiest amount of edge. In this nine-part series, we'll take you on a rollercoaster ride from veteran punkers turned soft to basically boy bands with guitars! Will we finally prove that age-old adage that Pop-Punk killed the Nu-Metal star? Stay tuned.

Dread-ed NuMetal Episode 6: Slipknot "Wait and Bleed"

Fed up with the weirdos in California, Cameron, Memphis and John head east to hopefully find some nice, normal people in middle America. Little did they know, waiting in the cornfields of Iowa were some mask-clad psychos looking forward to harvest. The boys arrived in Iowa and were immediately approached by a frightened man running for his life. “HERE! PUT THESE ON! QUICK!” He tossed the boys 3 masks and continued running. They looked at each other and shrugged. Cameron put on the dog turd mask. Memphis put on the dead fish mask and John put on the Steve Buscemi mask, the most horrifying of all. Just then a mob of monstrous looking people rushed past them carrying pitchforks and torches screaming “DEATH TO THE MASKLESS!” Will the boys make it out of this terrifying state or will these outlanders meet He Who Walks Behind the Rows? Stay Tuned.

Highlights include: Jerry is creepy; Nail’d em; 9 goddamn members; Money for demo and the hits for free; Savior Corey Trailer; Cool, cool clown dude; Memphis HATES masks; Elementary School Alcoholic; Mike Patton Strikes Again; The shirt ain't right it’s torn; Sup wit all these books?; A Funny Thing Happened; Ghosts are dumb; ICP AGAIN; Manchurian Godzilla; KAIN RULEZ; Put your glasses on NOW for 3D blasphemy; Just eatin’ some pubes.

Pop Punk The Aughts Episode 9: I Miss You The boys finally made it out of Frederick's fucked up circus. As they exited the tent, they squinted against the evening sun hanging low in the sky. When their eyes adjusted, they noticed the once empty parking lot was full of cars. "Whoa. Where'd all these people come from? They certainly weren't in th-" Cameron said turning to point at the tent behind them but stopped short. "What the fuck? Where'd it go?" The tent had vanished. A large field stood where it was and off in the distance they could just make out what looked like a stage. "Hey, wait a minute," John said, turning his head like a dog to listen to the faint music emanating from the stage. "That sounds familiar...holy shit! I think that's Blink 182!" "I think you're right!" Memphis exclaimed. "Let's go check it out!" Memphis and John took off at a run towards the stage. "No one else is concerned about the disappearing circus?" Cameron yelled after them before reluctantly following. As the boys got closer, they began to hear the crowd singing along "What's My Age Again?" and they could just make out what looked like Mark, Tom and Travis on stage. "Whoa! When did Mark and Tom get back together?" Memphis yelled excitedly. "Let's hurry and catch the show before it's over!" They took off at a Sprint and a few minutes later they made it to the back of the crowd. "Fuck...you...guys." John said breathing hard. "Don't ever make me run like that again." The band just finished "I'm Feeling This" and they began to take off their instruments. "Fuck. Did we miss the whole thing?" Cameron said with disappointment. "I don't know maybe...wait...is that a stand up bass guitar?" Memphis said. "It's actually a member of the viola family," John corrected. "But yeah, and I think Travis has jazz brushes too." The band launched into the beginning of "I Miss You" and the boys were excited they were at least getting to see one song performed. Cameron turned to see a guy standing by himself near them. He was crying and mouthing the words "I Miss You." "Guys!" Cameron said shouting in their ears and pointing. "Is that fucking Scott Raynor?" So ends the pop punk journey of Cameron, Memphis and John. Join them next time on another exciting journey...or you know, relisten to this one. Highlights include: Orville Population: Delicious; Hey Dude; Butt's in a name; Scott Raynor Shine; BEST damn drummer in the world; Second Skin; Jerry's Kids; Hella weed; Good word maker; All Acoustic; Not A Single Thing Right; Is he gonna bang that dead girl?; Halloween on Halloween; Treasonous Calls; Guess Who? The Butterfly Effect, that's who.