Episode 1

02/04/13 • 40 min

You Fuck One Goat - Richard tells the story of why he decided to create this show, reveals what percentage of men would rather lose their two eyes than their one-eyed trouser snake, explains why this a subject for men AND women and reads some new and exclusive answers to the question 'Where have you put your penis for fun?' There's also a belated campaign to free Hull chef Stephen Hall and a poem by the curmudgeonly opera director Stewart Lee. Plus the man who claims hundreds and thousands have touch his willy. (Illustration by Alex Collier)

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Episode 2

Tal*ing *o*k, e*is*de 2 - Display it, with Honour - The much delayed release of this penis-based podcast has come about partly due to questions of the suitability of the title for public consumption. This is an issue that Richard faced at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2012 (though not in 2002), so today as a bonus extra as we wait for the podcasts to go live, he discusses whether it's right to be quite so prudish about our tummy bananas and why it's all right to say Joe Cocker went off half-cocked in Cockermouth, but not Talking C*ck. He also reveals some of the better penile euphemisms from his questionnaire, as well as the childish names that males called their todgers as kids (and as adults). There's a quite serious poem too. View all the tour dates here - http://www.richardherring.com/talkingcock2/tour.php and buy some tickets to see the live show if you like! Please spread the word about the podcast and the tour to your winkie-obsessed friends and don't be put off by Ian Tunes from iTunes prudish and seemingly random approach to censorship.