Review It Yourself

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Sean continues his quest to break Bill's spirit. #BreakingBill

Bill and Sean are back, bringing logic to stupid movies: Their next choice is Godzilla (1998).

Sean imagines a Godzilla/Titanic mash-up film.

Sean has been ill and has been stuck in his room for days and appears to have some kind of cabin fever. He gets way too excited talking about this film.

-What happened to Matthew Broderick?

-How old does Bill think Sean is?

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Bill is back!

The Quaidathon Begins!

Bill from 'Bill Reads Bad Reviews' returns with beverages.

Discussion Points:-Sean is excited and uses many, many introductions. -You've got to love the librarian's dedication to her job. -Bill manages to talk, a bit. -The engaging scholastic decathlon (fancy American Pub Quiz) romantic storyline. -The most atrocious dialogue ever. -That LA Tornado scene is outstanding.-*Correction* Avianca Airlines is not Mexican, but Colombian. Apologies for this unintentional mistake. -America's 'invasion' of Canada during filming. -When Sean upset Canada. -Bill and Sean clash over the old Football versus Soccer argument. -Harland Kloser's film composing credits.-Bill and Sean would like to lifeguard the library's mezzanine level.-Those CGI wolves.-Sean sells Roland Emmerich's 2012 to Bill in One Sentence.

Raised Questions:-Is Bill really back?-How useful will Bill's guys be when he gets back from Texas?-How long has it been too late Mr Vice President?-Does this podcast represent the dawn of the age of reason?-Have you ever nestled into a door-frame?-Why did they leave behind just the one patient?-What was the kind-hearted rich kid called?-Why does Bill treat Sean as if he was an old man?-Does this film try and do too much?-Is it spritzing or spraying?-Who is the President on the phone to and why is he the last to leave?-Who's Victor? -Is Bill's accent stronger?-Was it all Jason's fault?-How has Bill never seen 2012?

Random Recommendations:-Frequency (2000).

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Warning: It gets rather sweary.

Craig and Chris (eventually) from Whit's The Script? are joined by Sean to discuss Terminator Genisys (2015).

Is the time right for a reappraisal for the much-maligned fifth instalment in the Terminator series? Probably not, but here goes.

Discussion Points:

-Craig does a surprisingly good English accent.

-They struggle to understand the withering criticism directed towards this instalment.

-Craig has chosen this hill to die on and it has Terminator Genisys written all over it.

-Expectations versus reality.

-The strong pacing of the film.

-The spoilers in the trailers.

-Sean talks about giving films a second chance.

-Chris arrives after 46 minutes and well any truly rains on Craig and Sean's Genisys-themed parade.

-Sean inadvertently reveals his CD collection.

Random Questions:

-Does the John Connor-Terminator hybrid have a model number?

-Is Sean popular enough to do 'hot takes'?

-Is The Lost World (1997) better than the original?

-Should they have binned John Connor and Katherine Connor (Nee Brewster) from Terminator Salvation (2009)?

-Jai Courtney has won his way back into Sean's good books, but has he got into yours?

-Is J.K. Simmons (Robocop) easy money?

-Why couldn't they paint the tyres over the guy's face?

-Do you have film quotes that you think about every now and again?

-Will Sean ever give Spectre (2015) another try?

-Chris wonders, was Sarah Connor needed in this film?

-Does anyone ever read these notes?

-Why does Sean suddenly get so sweary?

-How do you say lore?

Random Quotes:

-"The North East, it's like Scottish people with their heeds kicked in"-Craig sums up the North East people.

-"It's not unwatchable but it's pretty bloody close"-Sean is disgusted by Terminator: Dark Fate (2019).

-"Expectation goes above realisation"-Craig sums up the initial reaction to sequels.

-"It is very high-end CGI"-Sean actually praises some CGI.

-"The first time I saw him, I thought Oh you can't act!" Sean remembers first seeing Jai Courtney in A Good Day to Die Hard (2013).

-"Oh God it's bleeding in"-Sean says NIKE the American way.

-"He [Sam Worthington] was totally unknown at that point...at least to me he was"-Sean really needs to get his ego in check soon.

Shout-outs:

-Carlo from 'The Movie Loot'.

-Chatsunami and their wonderful Terminator series.

Do Not Watch Recommendations:

-Terminator: Dark Fate (2019).

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JONESY! JONESY! JONESY! #BreakingBill continues with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008).

Sean is once again joined by Bill from 'Bill Reads Bad Reviews'. 14 years since the film came out, Sean and Bill re-assess the film and use words such as "chills" and "Heart-warming".

This podcasts' opinions about films are just getting bolder and bolder.

Discussion Points:

-The nuke the fridge scene.

-George Lucas Director's Cuts.

-Bill puts the boot into Sean's age, again.

-Indiana Jones's great entrance in this film.

-Tom Hanks is watching Sean as he sleeps.

-Bill throws some insults about Sean's age-have the bad reviews had a bad influence on Bill?

-The bathroom, the loo, the john, the restroom.

-Bill and Sean get side-tracked by accents and differences between UK English or American English.

-Bill compares pineapple-on-pizza with baked beans, much to Sean's disgust.

-Sean gets so close to getting through a review without mentioning The Batman.

Random Questions:

-Are they gophers?

-What is it with Sean and two-disc special edition DVDs?

-Is it popular to stick the boot into this film?

-Is Sean anti-American?

-Did Harrison Ford enjoy making Cowboys & Aliens more than this film?

-Why won't Sean swear in front of Bill?

-Can Sean do an impression of Ray Winstone?

Quotes of the episode:

-"Positive...pessimistic together, who doesn't want that?"

-"Really this is the Indiana Jones film that makes you go...hang on...this isn't realistic?"

-"What were we talking about?"

-"CGI gophers, why not?"

-"New Mexico, I don't know what crawls around in holes down there"

-"Salted popcorn? What sick freak invented that!?"

-"You don't drink ice tea?"

-"Chai Latte's are good, put it on the record"-BRBR 2022.

-"What kind of episode is it, if we don't get off track?".

-"Tell me I'm ready! No you're not!"

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