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Retail Rehab

Retail Rehab

Retail Rehab

We hear you retail workers, this is a podcast for you! We have worked in the retail industry for several years and have had many different experiences along the way. Join us as we share the best and worst moments in retail through our stories, banter and a bit of the ol' razzle dazzle!
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Retail Rehab episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Retail Rehab for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Retail Rehab episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

Retail Rehab - Episode 10: The Hot Stewardess
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05/19/19 • 39 min

Have you ever wanted to get locked inside a store? It's a fantasty for many! In this episode, we talk about a guy who got trapped at a department store and a few ridiculous customers who caused a scene at McDonalds over petty issues with their order.

We also share the story of an insanely rude little boy, a (supposedly) sexist safety card and a rather nasty man who refuses to cut his toe nails! So put down that nail clipper and join us in the season finale!-

Link to safety card:
https://imgur.com/a/K1ar0PT

Link to discussed video:
https://www.facebook.com/WeAreBlackQueens/videos/747298375473320/

Credits:
Heartbeat by LiQWYD https://soundcloud.com/liqwyd
Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
Music promoted by Audio Library
https://youtu.be/CKvFTx6jefo
I Wonder by PYC Music https://soundcloud.com/pycmusic
Creative Commons — Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported — CC BY-ND 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...

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Retail Rehab - Episode 9: The Stinky Commuter
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04/14/19 • 47 min

Why do some people smell so bad? It's like the concept of a shower or deodorant is lost on them! In this episode, we discuss all the struggles of commuting to work, from dealing with funky smells to people who have no respect for personal space. We also spoke about a flight attendant who got the sack for drinking on the job and shared more customer horror stories from you guys!

Oh and we also spoke about an incredibly rude lady who pissed off a bunch of people at a Subway store! So grab your footlong subs and join us in the penultimate episode of season 1!-

Beach Buggy Ride by SIRPRICE https://soundcloud.com/sirpricedj
Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/qpxGxqhVXLA
I Wonder by PYC Music https://soundcloud.com/pycmusic
Creative Commons — Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported — CC BY-ND 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
Song: Nekzlo - Seeking (Vlog No Copyright Music)
Music promoted by Vlog No Copyright Music.
Video Link: https://youtu.be/RUqKQK5_dho

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Retail Rehab - Episode 8: The Buttplug Bungler
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03/24/19 • 67 min

Ever get the feeling you're forgetting something? Well, imagine leaving your baby behind at the airport as you take off into the sunset! In this episode, we talk about a passenger leaving their baby behind at the airport, terrible work uniforms, some creative excuses to get out of work and best of all - we chat to Remy about her adult store experiences!

Remy shares her horror stories from her time in the adult industry and tells us all about what its like to work at a sex shop. From customers returning used toys to creepy men walking around the store with a 15-inch dildo inside them, she leaves no details out so quit slinging that dildo and join us on this wild episode!-

Credits:
I Wonder by PYC Music https://soundcloud.com/pycmusic
Creative Commons — Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported — CC BY-ND 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
Soul (Vlog Music) by Dj Quads https://soundcloud.com/aka-dj-quads
Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/m0UBmJLv208
Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported — CC BY-SA 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/YqRO_qgBB1c

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Retail Rehab - Episode 7: The Milk Tea Scammer
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03/03/19 • 41 min

Ever dealt with a smelly customer? Some of them really need a shower! In this episode, we talk about a family who got kicked off a plane for terrible body odour, some horror stories from our store and a rather crafty gentleman who tried to scam a free milk tea!

We also share some hilarious and shocking stories from our listeners, from abusive managers to customers seriously struggling to describe basic products they want. Grab a refreshing beverage and join us in this hilarious episode!-

Credits:
I Wonder by PYC Music https://soundcloud.com/pycmusic
Creative Commons — Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported — CC BY-ND 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/Gqt2iSKP3Ck
Breeze by MBB https://soundcloud.com/mbbofficial
Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported — CC BY-SA 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/YqRO_qgBB1c

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Retail Rehab - Episode 6: The Worst Day
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10/01/18 • 30 min

Everything just goes wrong on some days and all you can really do is wait for it to be over! In this episode, we share the story of our worst day in retail and possibly one of the most annoying customers we've encountered. We also discuss the new concept of Woolworths Drive Through stores and discuss the pains of listening to songs on repeat in air travel! -

Credits:
Life Goes On by Del. https://soundcloud.com/del-sound
Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported — CC BY-SA 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...
Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/jgfWz2cKcjw
Music provided by Vlog No Copyright Music.
Video Link: https://youtu.be/0fLMSubepkY

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Retail Rehab - Episode 3: The Perfect Interview
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08/27/18 • 39 min

Job interviews can be terrifying but they don't have to be. In this episode, we share some
tips on how to successfully land a retail job and deal with difficult customers. We hated
catching the cold from customers, so we also discuss the hilarious strategies we used to
avoid making contact with customers. -

Credits:
Alive by ikson: http://www.soundcloud.com/ikson
Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/OYef8hEHn64

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Retail Rehab - Episode 2: The Syringe Wielding Shoplifter
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08/27/18 • 43 min

When the shoplifter's choice of weapon is a syringe you know you're in uncharted waters.
In this episode, we share our hatred towards coworkers who are always running late and
chat to a traffic controller to see how much they really get paid.

But wait, there's more! We also delve into the daily struggles of using public transport and
share a terrifying story of a security guard who gets attacked with a syringe. -

Credits:
"You & Me" by Declan DP
http://bit.ly/2HT70xF
Attribution 3.0 Unported
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...

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Retail Rehab - Episode 1: The Customer From Hell
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08/27/18 • 45 min

Some customers really grind our gears - it's like their sole purpose of existence is to
annoy retail staff. In this episode, we share some stories about our worst customers,
the ban on plastic bags, shoplifters and customers who take haggling a little too far!

Oh and we discuss the dreaded public toilets in some rather graphic detail, so grab
your vomit bags and join us in this hilarious inaugural episode of Retail Rehab! -

Credits:
Outside by Ikson https://www.soundcloud.com/ikson
Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/6LDuAiLrmMs

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Retail Rehab - Episode 5: The Enraged Customer
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08/27/18 • 44 min

Some people just love to cause a scene... fast food workers would know! In this episode, we share the story of a rather abusive customer and discuss the new concept of Woolworths stores. We also play a round of ""would you rather"" in public toilets and it takes a hilarious turn! -

Credits:
Song: MBB - Island (Vlog No Copyright Music)
Music provided by Vlog No Copyright Music.
Video Link: https://youtu.be/0fLMSubepkY

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Retail Rehab - Episode 4: The Supermarket Pooper
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08/27/18 • 37 min

If you work in retail long enough you'll probably see an unexpected turd on the floor, in fact it's almost guaranteed. In this episode, we talk about our experiences with customers defecating in stores as well as some of our own poop filled childhood stories. Ever found an insect in your food? The horror! We discuss our thoughts and share what we would do in such a situation. So throw out that plate of food and join us in this fun-fuelled episode!-

Credits:
Every Morning by Dj Quads https://soundcloud.com/aka-dj-quads
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCusF...
Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/t7bF4jlVP1w

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FAQ

How many episodes does Retail Rehab have?

Retail Rehab currently has 10 episodes available.

What topics does Retail Rehab cover?

The podcast is about Friends, News, Stories, Retail, Banter, Lifestyle, News Commentary, Comedy, Podcasts, Jobs, Business and Job Interview.

What is the most popular episode on Retail Rehab?

The episode title 'Episode 10: The Hot Stewardess' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Retail Rehab?

The average episode length on Retail Rehab is 44 minutes.

How often are episodes of Retail Rehab released?

Episodes of Retail Rehab are typically released every 20 days, 21 hours.

When was the first episode of Retail Rehab?

The first episode of Retail Rehab was released on Aug 27, 2018.

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