Rating Descending

Bubbling milk, disproving the moon landing, and four-digit box office returns. This week Abigail and Michelle watched ANOTHER boring found footage film so you don’t have to. They basically ignore this movie and instead take a quick dive into Top Gun Maverick, Stranger Things, and Love on The Spectrum U.S.

Prosthetics, fart jokes, and becoming a giant monster hamster’s bitch. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Eddie Murphy sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films fatphobia, wholesome moments, and the star power of the two leads

This is Rating Descending, where we watch IMDb’s Worst 250 movies so you don’t have to. Michelle St Claire and Abigail Ward begrudgingly descend through the “Worst 250” list, and fill you in on the horrors and tragedies they witness along the way. Bad jokes, cheap beer, and shared trauma incoming.

Magnetic cars, bizarro Jackie Chan, and songs about loving your wife. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the best Bollywood superhero movie ever and you should too! They take a quick dive into the films striking structure, superstar cast, and its important place in Indian cinema

Silent jumpscares, Stacy’s carrot, and a figurative glove slap. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the fourth Paranormal Activity so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into how mind numbingly depressing it was to watch another Paranormal Activity movie