Random Rants with Pauly Shore

Food for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum, you guys. Kellyanne Conway's hot too, right? She can deflect any question. I'd love to be next to her, not in a sexual way, either. Would love to grab a drink with her and get hammered and talk about the orange baboon. She'z got stories, brozzz!

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, coming to Gilbert, AZ. OJ was great on the Bills.

Yo brozz, it's time for another Random Rants. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. I'm talking about my trip to LA, my dog Buster, getting a job as a wax figure, and tipping the bathroom man. Do you guys like my haircut, doodzz?

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Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. Just me, you and my feelings! If you can't get laid in Vegas, become an air conditioner repairman. Plus, overdosing on carbs, swinger parties, the prison vibe at my gym, my baby Buster and commemorating Paul Mooney.

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I'm just the average Joe, traveling town-to-town, peddling my comedic goods. I can't believe the red baboon's our president. That's DEFINITELY not cool. God help us all!