Tyler Perry’s Schindler’s List, Chris Cuomo’s Vacant Stare

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09/24/20 • 46 min

Hump - The hook-up app that needs women. Jack needs tips on handling 9-year old boys. The real story behind great historical disasters: 1906 San Francisco fire, 2010 Haiti earthquake, 1889 Johnstown Flood, Hindenburg, the Justice League movie. Previous Oscar winners retooled to meet new diversity requirements: Schindler’s List, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings. News You Missed: CNN’s get-out-the-vote campaign, NYC Mayor De Blasio wins Award, New Oscar requirements.

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Potato Genitalia, Presidential Libraries, Bridgephobes

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