Black Friday Shoppers on Aerosolized Meth

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11/19/20 • 50 min

Vaccine-a-Thon. A Thanksgiving gathering to fight tyranny. Black Friday (Schwarzer Freitag) tips and tricks. Aerosolized meth. Diamonds will protect you from COVID and lepers. Must Have Gifts: Farberware Leg Sauna, Identity Kin Doll. Brian’s screenplays: Lassie Stuck in New York, Saving Private Ryan Again, Intelligent Heteronormative Female Sex Worker (she/her), The Muppets Take Chernobyl. News You Missed: Trump Pins Hopes on Texissippiana, White People Suck Celebration, Flawed Euthanasia Van Rollout.

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