Proper True Yarn

In Episode 5 - Part 7 of the "Proper True Yarn" podcast, Bubba Tilley introduces us to the true Queen of Charleville, none other than Rude Jude! The owner of a bait, tackle, and dildo store, Jude is a legendary figure who has shared her fair share of misadventures with Bubba.

Bubba regales us with tales of the mischief he and Jude would get into back in the day, setting the stage for a yarn about the chaos Jude likely caused while attending the Gold Logie Awards in Australia 2023. Jude's encounters on the red carpet, including a run-in with Sophie Monk, make for some uproarious storytelling.

The episode takes an interactive turn as the boys listen to stories from their listeners. One story involves an eccentric lady disrupting a man's lawn mowing session during her morning grass nap, while another listener shares a wild State of Origin yarn. Uppy calls in to recount the time he convinced a lady that he was a bee brander, adding a humorous twist to the conversation.

Bubba reveals why he prefers not to disclose his profession as a jockey, instead opting for colorful tales of being on the dole or cutting oranges for the Broncos. Knuckles chimes in with a yarn about telling people he's a "shooer," a hilarious anecdote that will leave you in stitches. The laughter continues as Knuckles shares a list of his best fabricated job titles.

Bubba shifts gears with a tale about a mate's brother attempting to steal a penguin from Seaworld on the Gold Coast, a story that defies belief. Finally, Bubba wraps up the episode by answering guest questions, leaving listeners in stitches with his signature wit and humor.

Don't miss this uproarious episode filled with legendary characters, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments!

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Tune in to hear about Knuckles Bucks Party and the wild day it was. Dan's Unfortunate story about being accused of burning down the local pub and landing a ten at CMC for the night!

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Join us for Episode 4 of the "Proper True Yarn" podcast, where we embark on an exhilarating two-part journey into the extraordinary life of Tom Linwood. In Part 1, we delve into Tom's awe-inspiring career working aboard superyachts for the world's elite. Get ready to be spellbound by tales of opulence, security encounters, and life above the crystal-clear waters of the Red Sea.

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

In this installment, we introduce Tom Linwood and his captivating history in the world of superyachts. Imagine working on vessels that cost over 4 million dollars an hour to run! Tom shares remarkable stories of his daily life, including heart-pounding moments when machine guns were pointed in his direction.

🌊 A Life Above the Red Sea:

Explore the enchanting world above the Red Sea, where Tom's daily life feels like living in a giant aquarium, with up to 40 meters of clear water visibility. His vivid descriptions transport you to this breathtaking underwater paradise.

🛥️ Servant to the Rich and Famous:

Discover the reality of being a modern-day servant for the world's wealthiest and most famous families. Tom's anecdotes offer a rare peek into the opulent and sometimes demanding lifestyle of the elite.

A Yarn About an American Family:

Tom weaves a tantalizing yarn about his encounters with a renowned American family, shedding light on their extravagant lifestyle and the unique challenges he faced.

🌊 Sea Foam vs. Laundry:

As a bonus, Tom shares a hilarious story about a guest on board who mistook sea foam for a laundry leak, resulting in a humorous mix-up that left everyone in stitches.

Don't miss Part 1 of Tom Linwood's Superyacht Odyssey, where luxury, adventure, and comedic mishaps create a storytelling experience like no other.

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Join us for another incredible installment in Episode 5 of the "Proper True Yarn" podcast as we continue our captivating conversation with Bubba Tilley, the Australian Jockey with an arsenal of unbelievable stories! In Part 4 of this epic four-part episode, Bubba takes us on a whirlwind journey through some of the most unexpected and unforgettable adventures.

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

Prepare to be amazed as Bubba shares wild tales of his cousins indulging in hash cookies in the heart of central Australia, resulting in surreal encounters with a tin man and an elephant crossing the road in the middle of nowhere.

💑 From School Secrets to Unexpected Connections:

Laugh along with Bubba as he narrates the entertaining stories of his mates who had romantic escapades with their school teachers, and how one of them ended up dating a teacher's daughter years later.

👞 Jockey Misadventures:

Experience the hilarity as Bubba recounts the misadventures of his jockey mate who tried to come to the rescue of backpackers but ended up slipping on the floor due to his RM Williams boots.

🕺 Dancing on Tables:

Discover the vibrant atmosphere of the Woolshed in Cairns as Bubba describes the unforgettable moments of dancing on tables and the lively encounters that ensued.

🏏 A Chance Meeting with Chris Lynn:

Bubba takes us back to the day he met a man driving a Lamborghini who claimed to be a cricketer. Little did he know that he was in the presence of none other than Chris Lynn. This unexpected encounter led to free cricket tickets and a surprising twist during the game.

🍾 A Bet and a Bottle:

Learn how Bubba made a bet with Chris Lynn, wagering the largest 6-liter Grey Goose bottle if Chris didn't win the Birdsville races. Find out how this bet turned into a memorable adventure.

Don't miss the exhilarating Part 4 of Bubba Tilley's incredible journey, where the unbelievable, the comical, and the unpredictable collide.

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Prepare for another wild ride in Episode 1 - Part 8 of "Proper True Yarn"! 🎙️

TJ shares a jaw-dropping story from his days as a cop when he was called to Cappalaba tavern for a woman out of control. The scene: over 400 people, a lady with 2.5-foot-long black hair, bleeding, and stark naked. The chaos escalates, and TJ's night takes a gruesome turn that involves spewing, blood, and a slippery struggle.

Knuckles reminds TJ of a memorable 1993 Slim Dusty concert in Charleville post-flood, where an altercation unfolds, and even 5-year-old Knuckles gets involved, much to TJ's exasperation.

TJ lightens the mood with a classic joke: "Did you hear the one about the bloke who rode a pig? It bloody squealed on him."

But the yarns keep coming! TJ recounts a bizarre case up north involving a man having unnatural relations with a mare. A surprise intervention from TJ and a co-worker adds a comedic twist to this strange tale.

Then, he shares a story about a young lady fresh out of medical school who misinterprets an encounter with coal miners in Collinsvale, leading to an awkward misunderstanding.

To cap off this riotous episode, TJ tells the tale of two youngsters, Jack and Gary, who attempt to learn how to swear but encounter a hilarious breakfast mishap.

Tune in for these outrageous stories and more in this laughter-filled episode! 🤣

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