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Probably Improbable Podcast

Probably Improbable Podcast

Carly Swenson and Samantha Veldhouse Papke

A discouraged artist and discouraged actress tell each other about things that don't exist. Carly Swenson and Samantha Veldhouse Papke take you on an impressively delightful and distracted journey of mythical creatures, legendary beings, paranormal entities and...clowns? (Good job, Sam.) They’re not historians or educators, they're two smartass women who are curious and know how to use Google. It’s a lot like other folklore podcasts, (but less reliably researched, less well-written, and with more jokes about penises, cursing, occasional feminist rants, and adorable pets.)
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Probably Improbable Podcast - Episode 27: The Missouri Monster, Momo (It smells like flat yeti)
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01/07/20 • 36 min

Sam returns to her favorite source for inspiration, Coast to Coast, and tells Carly about the most-adorably-named-giant-hairy-bigfoot-type-thing, Momo the Missouri Monster! Join Sam as she takes you back to the 1970s in Louisiana (the city, not the state), when locals briefly experienced a shag-carpet-muscular-mustache-headed-monster that reportedly (according to Sam's report) "smelled like ass." What's not to love?! Journey down south, and solve the illusive Momo footprint mystery. (Hint: He was probably carried by Jesus.) Show notes: https://probablyimprobablepodcast.home.blog/2020/01/07/episode-27-momo-it-smells-like-flat-yeti/

Sources, show notes, and reference images can be found here: https://probablyimprobablepodcast.home.blog/2020/01/07/episode-27-momo-it-smells-like-flat-yeti/

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Probably Improbable Podcast - Episode 26: Jolakotturinn (Yule cat wants you to fall in line)
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12/24/19 • 30 min

Happy Winter Holiday of Choice! Carly delves into "Christmas monsters" with Iceland's Jolakotturinn, (or Yule Cat, because 'Yule Cat' is much easier to say if you're an American unfamiliar with Icelandic pronunciation). Join the ladies as they discuss the most adorable monster! Sam perfects her various kitten sounds, and Carly figures out all of the ideal work-arounds to not get devoured by the cutest beast.

Sources, show notes and reference images: https://probablyimprobablepodcast.home.blog/2019/12/24/episode-26-jolakotturinn-yule-cat-wants-you-to-fall-in-line/

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Probably Improbable Podcast - Episode 24: Mami Wata (dead sailors are not sea trash)
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12/10/19 • 29 min

Get ready for a badass black mermaid from over 4,000 years ago! That's right! On this week's episode, Carly wins over Sam's icy cold Minnesotan heart with Mami Wata, an African goddess of the ocean. The ladies also ponder the universal truths of human experience, like laughter, joy, dance, and our fascination with the beautiful vastness of oceans, and the fact that IT CAN TOTALLY KILL YOU

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Probably Improbable Podcast - Episode 22: Likho (I'm bleeding five peoples of blood)
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11/26/19 • 51 min

In this week's episode the ladies venture back into Slavic fairy tale lore and discuss the Likho, it's a creature of bad luck, the very embodiment of misfortune. It's a wicked old lady and a malicious goblin. It's hiding your keys and killing your cattle. Sam shares her "worst" online dating experience, and enjoy Creepy Pasta Storytime with Carly!

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Probably Improbable Podcast - Episode 21: Unicorn (and a Chinese giraffe named Karen)
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11/13/19 • 45 min

Sam turns to our theme song for inspiration this week. That's right! Sam tackles the illusive unicorn! And it's more intriguing than you might expect! Sam delves into uses for their magical horns as well as some history of the fantastical monster, including how to set a unicorn trap. Hint: It involves virgins. (And no, we aren't making that up.) Curious how long a unicorn's horn is in ax-handles? Find out in this week's episode!

Show notes, reference images, and links here: http://probablyimprobable.libsyn.com/episode-21-unicorn-and-a-chinese-giraffe-named-karen

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Probably Improbable Podcast - Episode 20: La Cegua (gruesomes, agonizing and terribles death)
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10/31/19 • 38 min

In this episode Carly teaches Sam about La Cegua, a bone-chilling creature from Central American folklore. This mysterious and fantastical woman can be found on isolated roads in Nicaragua waiting for ill-intentioned men willing to give her a ride or a ride (in the sexual innuendo way). But this beautiful woman isn't all she seems! Because of course not! Where is the interest in that? No. She's secretly an evil spooky monster who will make men insane! What does she look like? How does she make men go mad. Go listen and find out, silly! We'll explore old-timey-folklore-slut-shaming, Sam creates her very own bespoke Cegua and demonstrates her impressive cold reading abilities!

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Probably Improbable Podcast - Episode 19: Black-eyed Children (Did you drive over a Satan?)
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10/22/19 • 35 min

Sam briefly delves into one of the topics that most gives Carly the hebee-jeebes (as her mother would say), Black Eyed Children. Sam tells us about David Weatherly and his expertise in this not-at-all-real-thing, that still irrational terrifies Carly. It's October. It's spooky season. And it's time to be very careful about which drably-dressed-monotone-sclera-less-children you invite into your home. Hint: None! Don't invite any of those creepy-creepers into your home! Come on! You should know this by now!

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This week Sam reminds us that winter is just around the corner, with everyone's favorite cannibalistic-supernatural-monster-being! The wendigo! This was a topic both ladies expected to be boring. They. Were. Wrong. This creature is bonkers! And metaphorical! Sam also delves into every 90s child's favorite horror series, "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark". Join us! Or don't, it's up to you. Just, whatever you do--DON'T EAT YOUR FRIENDS.

Sources, reference images, and links here: https://probablyimprobablepodcast.home.blog/2019/10/10/episode-17-wendigo-your-guide-vanished-and-you-had-mystery-talking-wind/

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Probably Improbable Podcast - Episode 16: Sphinx (I know, she's extra pubes)
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10/02/19 • 49 min

Sam tackles the clever and enigmatic sphinx! In this episode Carly demonstrates her badass riddle prowess as well as her impressive riddle ineptitude. Sam makes everyone, including Carly's cat uncomfortable with her--unique--perspective on pet fur. And you'll learn about Sam's childhood man-cat named Kate. Honestly, the description of her cat is...umm...definitely description?

Show notes, reference images, and sources here: https://probablyimprobablepodcast.home.blog/2019/10/02/episode-16-sphinx-i-know-shes-extra-pubes-2/

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Probably Improbable Podcast - Episode 29: The Fisherman & His Wife (Samantha's Bonkers Storytime 3)
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02/12/20 • 32 min

Probably Improbable, episode 29: Samantha reminds us of the importance of talking fish. That sh*t is magic, yo! If you're an intensely unpleasant and greedy human, you can have it all! Fact. No moral to this story! Or is there? Find out, as Sam takes Carly back to her favorite land of weirdo Grimm's fairy tales. Show notes: https://probablyimprobablepodcast.home.blog/2020/02/12/episode-29-the-fisherman-his-wife-samanthas-bonkers-storytime-3/

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How many episodes does Probably Improbable Podcast have?

Probably Improbable Podcast currently has 36 episodes available.

What topics does Probably Improbable Podcast cover?

The podcast is about Mythology, Supernatural, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Magic, Paranormal, Feminist, Podcasting, Storytelling, Humor, Comedy, Podcast, Podcasts, Ghosts, Witchcraft, Monsters, Fantasy, Folklore, Spirits and Cryptid.

What is the most popular episode on Probably Improbable Podcast?

The episode title 'Episode 28: Apep (You can't defeat space)' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Probably Improbable Podcast?

The average episode length on Probably Improbable Podcast is 42 minutes.

How often are episodes of Probably Improbable Podcast released?

Episodes of Probably Improbable Podcast are typically released every 8 days.

When was the first episode of Probably Improbable Podcast?

The first episode of Probably Improbable Podcast was released on Jun 24, 2019.

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