Pop Uncultured

This week on Pop Uncultured, more frustration, anger, and failure! We pick up where we left off on last week's caper, the virtual escape room mystery known as Black Noir. But this time...we have a secret weapon. If you've listened to this show regularly, you can probably guess what it is (it's not the n word). Once we engage our "secret weapon", this mystery falls before us like wheat before the scythe. We solve it and set the world record, probably. It's gay porn by the way, the secret weapon.
After the bad idea to do a virtual mystery, I have a new bad idea to read an article about the Sims 4. In case you didn't know, the Sims 4 has a unique and diverse playerbase that is equal parts unique and diverse. This unique diversity was worth writing an article about. I read it doggedly and drunkenly, ne'er to be dismayed by naysayers. You're welcome for keeping you up to date with the latest in "gamer news", hot off the presses. I'm like G4 over here.
And what would any Pop Uncultured be if we didn't revisit one of the old classics? That's right, people, you get you yo ear buds, you get you yo phone, you get you a chair, and you set down and listen up cuz ya'll know it's Amy Smith back in the (lots of) flesh. This time, she teaches us to make a dang sandwich, after admitting to botching the recipe for the sandwich in a previous video. Only a talent as massive as Amy Smith could jam pack 1 minute of video with such quality. And only a mouth as massive as Amy Smith could jam pack 1 pound of bacon with such ease. She's a darling lady and if anybody out there can tell me her a/s/l, I'll give you an Ethereum.
Sims 4 article: https://gamerant.com/sims-4-players-majority-young-women/
Presley's Peanut Butter and Bacon Sandwich by Amy Smith: https://youtu.be/V4Ej17EKzv0

Holy crow, it's three hours of Pop Uncultured! Consider this making up for my lack of posts lately, I've been chilling way too hard this past month. This episode is like 80% visual gags, so chances are good that only JY, Mike, and I will enjoy listening to it. Sucks to be you, I guess. We're our target audience.
Sincerely, the official hottest girl on Pop Uncultured, Dram.

This week on Pop Uncultured, milk in a bag! It literally never occurred to me once in my life that that might be weird, having grown up in the Midwest, but I Googled it and it turns out to only be a big thing in Canada anymore. Fucking bunch of idiots up there. Anyhey, we chat about bagged milk and the other myriad reasons as to why Kwik Trip is the best gas station, most notably their sugar free French vanilla lattes which ARE NOT GAY and, in fact, YOU ARE GAY if you don't agree with me. On the off chance that I'm possibly wrong about this and drinking these makes me gay, then Mike and JY are homophobes and they hate crime me on this episode. DM me on instagram and I'll tell you their addresses so you can protest them and possibly even assault them, physically.
Also we come up with loads of new business idea, the triumph in my opinion being JY's Eggerts. Egg salad in a Gogurt tube somehow leads back to sex dolls, more specifically a sex doll hooker service (actually a real thing). This leads to real hookers and we go window shopping for hot singles in our respective areas. Turns out, when it comes to working girls, the Midwest is quality over quantity, and Denver is basically a literal pigsty. I'm not nearly desperate enough to feed at this trough, but who knows what the future will bring?
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This week on Pop Uncultured, domestic abuse comedy! If this episode doesn't prove we can make anything funny, then this show just ain't for you, homeslice. After a couple more dirty smut readings from JY and the filthy novel he found, we get into a video just for the boys, so all you boys out there are free to click the link at the bottom of the description. I guess all you ladies will have to go back to crocheting and feeding your cat for this part. After we watch this gaped-out cam slut's anal shenanigans, we muse on the possibility of gaped ass OnlyFans suicide bombers. It's honestly the perfect crime. If the good ol' US of A tossed a fat enough stack of green at all these internet harlots, I'm sure they'd consent to die for God and country in the interminable War on Terror. Just the thought of those brave skanks exploding for my freedom brings a patriotic tear to my eye.
We get back into some meditation stuff, if you're bored of it TOO BAD IDIOT. I left it in this time for the same reason I did last time, it leads to comedy eventually. Something about numbing your dick to give yourself sexual assault, which then leads to the Pop Uncultured Love Corner, a Guaranteed Professional, Indisputable, Axiomatic Romantic Advice Segment*. It's legit some of the funniest shit we've recorded. If I had the ambition, gumption, and get-up-and-go of a proper podcaster I'd clip the shit out of this episode and post it all over social media, but I'm gay in the ass and also busy going to college to talk about SpongeBob with children.
The dad part is spun gold too.
Here's the clip for the boys: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wz6aoa/is_that_joker/
*we are not romantic advisors, this is not a romantic advice show.