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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast

Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast

Nick & Cal

We take the worst bands you remember and give them way more attention than they deserve. Equal parts comedy and storytelling, Polishing Turds will change the way you look at pop music. Behind every bad song there's a good story!

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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - #44. INSANE CLOWN POSSE PART IV: The Gathering of the Juggalos
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09/10/23 • 92 min

How can we possibly cover Insane Clown Posse without a full examination of the annual shitshow they birthed into existence? For over 20 years The Gathering of the Juggalos has put all other music festivals to shame in terms of the sheer quantity of drugs consumed, nudity displayed, and overall insanity laid bare for all mankind.
In this episode we'll give you a comprehensive guide to all things Gathering; from its wacky history to its various carnival attractions, the surprising amount of rap legends who have played there, the legendary Tila Tequila incident, and some good old fashioned stories of Juggalos fucking themselves with glowsticks...

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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - #64. VILLAGE PEOPLE PART III: It's Getting Uncomfortable In Here...
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04/14/25 • 91 min

We wrap up this beast of a series by covering the last four decades of Village People history: from their uncomfortably cringe downfall to their recent return to relevance at the hands of a fascist goon.

This ever-dumbfounding narrative winds its way through the topics of Milkshakes, Phone Sex, Copyright Law, German Soccer, and so much more!

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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - #32: THANKSGIVING SPECIAL 2022: Alice's Restaurant

#32: THANKSGIVING SPECIAL 2022: Alice's Restaurant

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11/21/22 • 51 min

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! In this surprise minisode, Cal & Nick carve up the bizarre Turkey Day anthem "Alice's Restaurant" by Arlo Guthrie. Join us as we sip whiskey colas and ponder why this rambling, 18-minute folk song became a Thanksgiving tradition.
DID YOU KNOW??
--"Alice's Restaurant" was based an actual events in Arlo Guthrie's life, including an arrest for littering which may have helped him avoid the Vietnam draft...
--Arlo's father, the legendary Woody Guthrie, wrote a diss track against Donald Trump's dad back in 1954...
--There truly isn't ever more in the back...
We're thankful for all the love and support you've given us over the past two years. Enjoy!

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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - #9: Five Finger Death Punch

#9: Five Finger Death Punch

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07/12/21 • 110 min

We get in the ring with Five Finger Death Punch, the black belt senseis of toxic bro metal. Why is this band so hated by metal purists while simultaneously embraced by every truck nut-sporting douchebro in the heartland? We'll break down all the sordid controversies surrounding this band in what is easily one of our most entertaining episodes yet!
Featuring guest contributions from Jess Leonard and Samtar

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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - #39. GOOD CHARLOTTE PART I: Young & Hopeful

#39. GOOD CHARLOTTE PART I: Young & Hopeful

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05/26/23 • 57 min

We're back to tell the story of one of the most obnoxious and omnipresent pop-punk bands of the 2000s! Are Good Charlotte a true punk band? Are they a bunch of pretty-boy poseurs? Whatever the case these young lads from Maryland emerged from a troubled home with big dreams that they brought to life through the novel creation of a musical project that - in their own words - fused "the Backstreet Boys and Minor Threat".
It's a good story and we managed to tell it with fewer pointless digressions than usual this time.
(P.S. Sorry about the occasional cough. Nick had just gotten over pneumonia).

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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - #40. GOOD CHARLOTTE PART II: Rich & Heinous

#40. GOOD CHARLOTTE PART II: Rich & Heinous

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06/12/23 • 63 min

Having overcome the obstacles of a broken home and an uneasy path to success, Good Charlotte are now one of the most popular bands in America. But herein lies a paradox: how does a band that rose to prominence by ripping on Rich & Famous celebrities stay cool now that they're fully enmeshed in Hollywood culture?
The answer was not always clear, and throughout the late 2000s and 2010s the boys from Maryland struggled to remain relevant as their audience slowly shrank. Join us as we process the side of Good Charlotte's career most people don't know about, as well as some of their strange personal episodes such as Joel Madden's decidedly creepy relationship with teenage pop star Hillary Duff.

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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - MINISODE: Catching Up Vol. II

MINISODE: Catching Up Vol. II

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01/13/25 • 88 min

Awww yeah! We're back with another low-effort minisode where we catch up on all the recent goings-on from artists we profiled in the past. Come hear about all the wacky exploits from your favorite Polishing Turds alumni. We've got Cruises with Creed, AI experiments with the Black Eyed Peas, juicy drama from the Cyrus family, and so much more!
What better way to start off this horrible, horrible year?

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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - #31: BLACK EYED PEAS PART III: 2000-late

#31: BLACK EYED PEAS PART III: 2000-late

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11/14/22 • 102 min

In our final installment of the Black Eyed Peas trilogy, we watch the band descend to new depths of vapid, pandering dance music. We review their much-maligned Super Bowl performance as well as the lesser-known-but-equally-perplexing Black Eyed Peas video game. Is this truly the most insufferable era of BEP's career, or are Cal and Nick simply 2000-late?
DID YOU KNOW??
--Will.i.am got one of his songs played on Mars? No, seriously...
--For a very brief period in the late 2010s Black Eyed Peas actually decided to make good music again..
--Cal has some hot takes on the popular children's TV show Bluey...

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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - #30: BLACK EYED PEAS PART II: A Man At War With Himself
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10/21/22 • 98 min

After years of grinding in obscurity, the Black Eyed Peas finally hit it big thanks to a handful of catchy pop hits as well as the addition of new member Fergie. But did they compromise too much of their soul to get to the top? Cal & Nick discuss the thorny nature of BEP's pivot toward commercialism in the 2000s.
DID YOU KNOW??
--"Let's Get it Started" once had a much more offensive title, and it was arguably changed for all the wrong reasons...
--"My Humps" is actually a feminist anthem (at least according to will.i.am)...
--Cal has no problem telling someone to "go away" at Portillo's...
These and other ear-popping facts in Part II of our Black Eyed Peas trilogy!

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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast - #5: Vanilla Ice

#5: Vanilla Ice

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04/04/21 • 116 min

Stop, collaborate and LISTEN as we chip away at the complicated career of Vanilla Ice. Seriously, if you thought "Ice Ice Baby" is corny wait till you hear the rest of the "Ice"-berg, i.e. Vanilla's forays into gangsta rap, nu-metal, reality TV and more! We'll also tackle the bigger questions of Ice's authenticity, cultural appropriation and whether or not Ice deserves as much hatred as he's gotten over the years.

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How many episodes does Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast have?

Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast currently has 71 episodes available.

What topics does Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast cover?

The podcast is about Wisconsin, 90S, Music, Music History, Storytelling, Comedy, Podcasts, Crime, Rock and Music Commentary.

What is the most popular episode on Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast?

The episode title '#31: BLACK EYED PEAS PART III: 2000-late' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast?

The average episode length on Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast is 94 minutes.

How often are episodes of Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast released?

Episodes of Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast are typically released every 20 days, 23 hours.

When was the first episode of Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast?

The first episode of Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast was released on Jan 25, 2021.

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