Podford Review

Soooop, friends! Saseezum, I hope all of you hum-uhh, er... regular listeners are ready for a regular episode of the Podfordcast! Our three normal hosts with human names discuss the happenings on the Podford campus, such as 'what is for Earth Lunch this week'? Also, please be aware of the opposite-side street parking situation at Magnolia until Rorze Moon Gormaf, saseezum. Please enjoy this very normal episode.

We've all heard of downstairs. Some of us even live downstairs. What does downstairs really mean to all of us, though? We're taking the time to really get to the bottom of what downstairs is on today's episode. We're going to show you how we feel about downstairs and you're going to listen to us.

Paper or plastic? You won't be hearing that damn question anymore because the fat cats at big paper have decided to run a smear campaign on plastic bags and now they're no longer available at stores! At least that's our understanding of things, but politics aside how do we feel about plastic bags? What do we put in them and what do we take out? Will we be lost without them? Bring your totes with you because we're loading you up with our reviews of plastic bags, today on Podford Review!

Death: the great unknown. What lies beyond this mortal realm? Is there anything more once we leave our flesh vessels and depart this earth? None of these questions will be discussed, and rightfully so, because we could not hope to answer them. We will, however, be talking about whether cremation or burial is better, but also only for a few minutes. Did you know you can get a coffin shaped like a cool car? Pretty neat!

We're talking about the opposite of young. We're talking about what your grandma and grandpa are. When things aren't new they're old. When films were released last year and they were directed by M. Night Shymalan they're Old. Let's find out what we think about old things.