Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Pitney and Amelia

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Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday. A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right!

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What is Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique about?

We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about... well, pretty much everything. We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. Names are changed to protect the guilty. We are vulgar and have potty mouths so please don't listen if you don't like that sort of thing. We also are a chitchat show, so please don't listen if you don't like that either. We are definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but the people who like us REALLY like us. We are open about depression, anxiety, addiction, abuse... you name it. We laugh at our crazy brains and love our therapists. We've found that being honest about mental illness helps people feel less alone and we encourage listeners to reach out when they need help. If you need a couple new friends, here's two you can stick into your ears anytime you want! You can listen to us here, follow us on social media, and sometimes catch us doing livestreams. Even on video! Join our weird little family. It's fun here.

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Shut Up!

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

11/05/21 • 68 min

We are so sick of white women right now. First, Amelia got riled up because a couple of Karens told a Mexican woman she was wrong to buy decor for Dia de los Muertos at Spirit Halloween, and a Becky gave her crap over the meaning of the word "less." Then Pitney saw an article about a paranoid TikToker who is upset that all the Alexas in her house are listening to her. But things get much happier when we get to Bitchen in the Kitchen and cook up some delicious chicken parmesan! And this week for our self care segment, Amelia reads an essay by author Brianna Wiest.

Promo: Invasion of the Remake

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Write to us at [email protected]!

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If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

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2 Comments

Let Frito Ring

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

02/25/22 • 95 min

Amelia chats with an old friend she’s been calling Frito since the night they met in 1986. They talk about their school and its ridiculous confederate mascot, how important it is for students to understand that high school isn’t reality, and learning how to "human" from the right sources. (For example, don’t let Disney princesses or John Hughes movies teach you anything about what relationships are like.)

And brace yourselves for the story of Saint Catherine of Siena, her unusual wedding ring, the theft of her fabulous incorrupt head.

Promo: Dealing Justice

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

4 Listeners

Bowl Of Onions

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

04/07/23 • 59 min

This is a damn good one.

A little post-visit debriefing leads to a story of a scandalous letter Pitney's mom received from a racist cousin. Trying to understand why young people don't pick their friends up from the airport. Hating Kanye and loving sleep. Flower delivery shenanigans. And so much more!

Promo: FriGay the 13th

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

#LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

4 Listeners

Thorny Hedge

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

11/04/22 • 54 min

Getting honest about public disposal of dog poop. Sexual activity in cars outside the bedroom window. Public reactions to celebrity death and the existence of performative grief. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, coming face to face with the patron saint of artists.

Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

#poopbagmime #celebritydeaths

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Fatness

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

02/11/22 • 62 min

Amelia cuts loose on what it’s like to be a fat chick, especially what it is to exist in a world that tells you at every turn that the worst thing imaginable for most people is that they could look like you. If you’re a fat person, you get it. If you’re not, you’ll learn stuff.

It’s also February, which means Valentine’s Day is coming up. So of course this week the saint we feature is St. Valentine!

And to those of you who listen to us on Spotify, please contact us on social media or via email. We’d really like to hear your thoughts on the Rogan thing.

Promos: Family Plot and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

House of Snootchie

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

12/03/21 • 80 min

Or should that be House of Snucci? Anyway...

Bitchy old queen opinions about Madonna, Lady Gaga, Harry Styles, Will & Jada, and crossdressing kids.

Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

Psycho Veggie Poopie People

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

10/08/21 • 49 min

When a relative is a member of the "organic elite" and thinks they have the right to be rude. We complain a lot about people who look down their noses at others for obnoxious and often uneducated reasons. And in this week's look at self-care, shake it off.

Don’t forget we’ve got an #AllTheHorror live stream coming up on October 16th!

Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

Boo, Bitch!

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

10/22/21 • 63 min

Amelia’s tenuous connections to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. Pitney is excited about the documentary Hail Satan? and what he learned about the Satanic Temple. Salem, Massachusetts has a weird way of “celebrating” their history this time of year. And this week in self-care, enough is enough.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th

(Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

98% Straight

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

01/28/22 • 52 min

Amelia talks to the delightful K Anderson from the Lost Spaces Podcast about loving trashy gay bars, realizing everybody isn’t a little bit into women, understanding the need for queer spaces, dumping evil people, hating Gwyneth Paltrow, and being comfortable enough to find yourself. And this week’s #YearOfTheSaints segment brings us back to the days of Romans tossing martyrs to the lions, and one young woman’s story will blow your mind!

Lost Spaces (lostspacespodcast.com)

Promo: Brook Reading Podcast

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

Red Handed and Dirty

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

02/23/24 • 69 min

Come back with us to the days of mimeographed and photocopied booklets filled with writing and art of often terrible quality! Fanzines showcased all the raw enthusiasm of fandom with very little editorial gatekeeping until the rise of crappy Geocities web pages made them financially impractical.

Hear us doing dramatic readings and even SINGING, at least when we aren’t laughing! We remember Pitney’s old friend Vivian (may she rest in peace) and share a story about our own attempt at creating a zine. And then we give you a song.

Promos:

Ignorance Was Bliss https://iwbpodcast.com

2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!) https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

#doctorwho #fanzines #zines #classicwho #leela #filk #fandom #myhr #slashfic #startrek

#LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

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FAQ

How many episodes does Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique have?

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique currently has 196 episodes available.

What topics does Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique cover?

The podcast is about Geek, Culture, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Lgbtq, Nerd, Personal Journals, Mental Health, Mentalhealth, Popculture, Therapy, Comedy, Podcasts, Gay, Relationships, Fandom and Horror.

What is the most popular episode on Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique?

The episode title 'Shut Up!' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique?

The average episode length on Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique is 60 minutes.

How often are episodes of Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique released?

Episodes of Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique are typically released every 14 days.

When was the first episode of Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique?

The first episode of Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique was released on Dec 22, 2017.

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