Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Pitney & Amelia

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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Shut Up!

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

11/05/21 • 68 min

5.0

We are so sick of white women right now. First, Amelia got riled up because a couple of Karens told a Mexican woman she was wrong to buy decor for Dia de los Muertos at Spirit Halloween, and a Becky gave her crap over the meaning of the word "less." Then Pitney saw an article about a paranoid TikToker who is upset that all the Alexas in her house are listening to her. But things get much happier when we get to Bitchen in the Kitchen and cook up some delicious chicken parmesan! And this week for our self care segment, Amelia reads an essay by author Brianna Wiest.

Promo: Invasion of the Remake

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

4 Listeners

Let Frito Ring

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

02/25/22 • 95 min

5.0

Amelia chats with an old friend she’s been calling Frito since the night they met in 1986. They talk about their school and its ridiculous confederate mascot, how important it is for students to understand that high school isn’t reality, and learning how to "human" from the right sources. (For example, don’t let Disney princesses or John Hughes movies teach you anything about what relationships are like.)

And brace yourselves for the story of Saint Catherine of Siena, her unusual wedding ring, the theft of her fabulous incorrupt head.

Promo: Dealing Justice

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

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We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

4 Listeners

Boo, Bitch!

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

10/22/21 • 63 min

5.0

Amelia’s tenuous connections to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. Pitney is excited about the documentary Hail Satan? and what he learned about the Satanic Temple. Salem, Massachusetts has a weird way of “celebrating” their history this time of year. And this week in self-care, enough is enough.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

Fatness

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

02/11/22 • 62 min

5.0

Amelia cuts loose on what it’s like to be a fat chick, especially what it is to exist in a world that tells you at every turn that the worst thing imaginable for most people is that they could look like you. If you’re a fat person, you get it. If you’re not, you’ll learn stuff.

It’s also February, which means Valentine’s Day is coming up. So of course this week the saint we feature is St. Valentine!

And to those of you who listen to us on Spotify, please contact us on social media or via email. We’d really like to hear your thoughts on the Rogan thing.

Promos: Family Plot and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

Thorny Hedge

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

11/04/22 • 54 min

5.0

Getting honest about public disposal of dog poop. Sexual activity in cars outside the bedroom window. Public reactions to celebrity death and the existence of performative grief. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, coming face to face with the patron saint of artists.

Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

#poopbagmime #celebritydeaths

3 Listeners

House of Snootchie

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

12/03/21 • 80 min

5.0

Or should that be House of Snucci? Anyway...

Bitchy old queen opinions about Madonna, Lady Gaga, Harry Styles, Will & Jada, and crossdressing kids.

Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

Psycho Veggie Poopie People

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

10/08/21 • 49 min

5.0

When a relative is a member of the "organic elite" and thinks they have the right to be rude. We complain a lot about people who look down their noses at others for obnoxious and often uneducated reasons. And in this week's look at self-care, shake it off.

Don’t forget we’ve got an #AllTheHorror live stream coming up on October 16th!

Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

98% Straight

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

01/28/22 • 52 min

5.0

Amelia talks to the delightful K Anderson from the Lost Spaces Podcast about loving trashy gay bars, realizing everybody isn’t a little bit into women, understanding the need for queer spaces, dumping evil people, hating Gwyneth Paltrow, and being comfortable enough to find yourself. And this week’s #YearOfTheSaints segment brings us back to the days of Romans tossing martyrs to the lions, and one young woman’s story will blow your mind!

Lost Spaces (lostspacespodcast.com)

Promo: Brook Reading Podcast

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Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

3 Listeners

Thankful Balboa

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

11/19/21 • 76 min

5.0

Here we are again, that time of year where we talk about the stuff we’re thankful for. But this year, we gave it a bit of a twist.

And I hope you all understood the episode title, Thankful Balboa. If you follow us on social media, you’ve seen us revisit past Thankful sequels, such as Thankful 2: Electric Boogaloo, Thankful 3: Rangarok, Thankful 4: The Revenge, and Thankful 5: The Gobbler Strikes Back. Well, it turns out the sixth movie in the Rocky franchise was Rocky Balboa. See? Podcasts entertain AND inform. I can’t guarantee we can keep up this movie sequel thing much longer. It’s hard, y’all! But that’s for another time. Let’s get grateful.

Promos: Thanks For Coming! and 2 Skeptical Chaps

(Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

2 Listeners

Fart in a Jar

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

12/31/21 • 62 min

5.0

That's one hell of a title, isn't it? Made you look! In addition to flasked flatus, we talk about honesty in online kink commerce, the "Steve Vai groupie" (a video that was viral back when it meant copying VHS tapes and actually handing them around), a scammy handyman, and a big announcement about what the show's gonna sound like for the next few months. (And speaking of sound, we apologize for the sound quality on Pitney's end. There was no way to re-rerecord this one, and I fixed what I could.)

Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss

(Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)

And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

2 Listeners

FAQ

How many episodes does Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique have?

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique currently has 148 episodes available.

What topics does Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique cover?

The podcast is about Geek, Culture, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Lgbtq, Nerd, Personal Journals, Mental Health, Mentalhealth, Popculture, Therapy, Comedy, Podcasts, Gay, Relationships and Horror.

What is the most popular episode on Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique?

The episode title 'Shut Up!' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique?

The average episode length on Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique is 57 minutes.

How often are episodes of Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique released?

Episodes of Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique are typically released every 13 days, 23 hours.

When was the first episode of Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique?

The first episode of Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique was released on Dec 22, 2017.

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