Bad Morning to You, Too

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“Bad Morning to You, Too,” Episode 23

After spending her first night in canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s debris-filled mansion, Nicki enters his sunlit junkyard of a kitchen. She’s suddenly grateful that black holes might, one day, swallow everything up.

Breakfast is unpleasant. Nicki’s questions annoy Gneeecey. She’s shocked that his GAS Broadcast Network prerecords and reruns news and weather. He brags that he’s a Senior News Guesser—everything’s fifty-fifty. Either something will happen, or it won’t.

Gneeecey can’t find the toy surprise in his box of Crack O’Dawn Cereal. He blames Nicki when he tumbles from his chair onto his “bimbus” and topples the salt. The zany zillionaire swears that the giant oak in his backyard is stalking him. Unable to reach his doctor or therapist, he flings several prescription bottles at Nicki, ordering her to make sure that he takes them all. Easier said than done. Some are to be taken several times a day with meals but not other meds, some on an empty stomach with other meds, some with meals and other meds, and some alone. And Gneeecey informs Nicki that he is her boss now.

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