Ain't No Place Like Home
12/07/21 • 24 min
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“Ain’t No Place Like Home,” Episode 18
Conflict...conflict...conflict. Nicki knew it would be a mistake to leave zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey alone in her basement apartment all day, but she had no choice. She had to go to work. And indeed, the hardworking young radio producer returns home to find that the walking and talking Jack Russell dog has created chaos and mayhem during her eight-hour absence. On the upside, Nicki discovers that she possesses some pretty unusual powers.
In part two, Nicki accompanies Gneeecey to his appointment with licensed therapist and veggie meatball shop owner Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, Grandma. Gneeecey had been such a handful during his last session that Grandma had to call for backup. Concerned about Gneeecey’s worsening Redecoritis—a neurological condition caused by exposure to Perswayssick County’s toxic, omnipresent manufacturing byproduct known as mierk—Grandma had called upon Gneeecey’s neurologist, Doctor Idnas. Unbeknownst to Gneeecey, Grandma and Doctor Idnas have teamed up to better help him.
Vicki, Nicki, Grandma, and even Gneeecey thank co-producer Sam Leviatin for his musical contribution to Gneeecey’s therapy segment. And we thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., and Toni Aponte, for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate their sponsorship and support more than words can say!
https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (Please support us with a one-time gift or monthly sponsorship amount—various levels available—to help keep us coming to you via BuyMeACoffee.com! We’ll shout you out during our podcast episodes and in our show notes here, plus supply you with more fun perks!)
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)
https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)
https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (right here, our Buzzsprout website w/episodes & transcripts!)
And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/
This Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy podcast is made possible in part by a generous grant from The Ardelle Institute, providing Executive Coaching for aspiring and established professionals who want to develop their careers, including upwardly-mobile executives, professionals who may be in between jobs, and college graduates transitioning to the workforce. The Ardelle Institute helps with resumes, cover letters, LinkedIn profiles, interview skills and effective job search strategies. For more information, please call (201) 394-6939, that's (201) 394-6939, or visit them on the web at ardelle-institute.com, that's A-R-D-E-L-L-E dash institute dot com. Take it from me, Gneeecey!
Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omlet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)
It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!
Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message!
“Ain’t No Place Like Home,” Episode 18
Conflict...conflict...conflict. Nicki knew it would be a mistake to leave zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey alone in her basement apartment all day, but she had no choice. She had to go to work. And indeed, the hardworking young radio producer returns home to find that the walking and talking Jack Russell dog has created chaos and mayhem during her eight-hour absence. On the upside, Nicki discovers that she possesses some pretty unusual powers.
In part two, Nicki accompanies Gneeecey to his appointment with licensed therapist and veggie meatball shop owner Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, Grandma. Gneeecey had been such a handful during his last session that Grandma had to call for backup. Concerned about Gneeecey’s worsening Redecoritis—a neurological condition caused by exposure to Perswayssick County’s toxic, omnipresent manufacturing byproduct known as mierk—Grandma had called upon Gneeecey’s neurologist, Doctor Idnas. Unbeknownst to Gneeecey, Grandma and Doctor Idnas have teamed up to better help him.
Vicki, Nicki, Grandma, and even Gneeecey thank co-producer Sam Leviatin for his musical contribution to Gneeecey’s therapy segment. And we thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., and Toni Aponte, for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate their sponsorship and support more than words can say!
https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (Please support us with a one-time gift or monthly sponsorship amount—various levels available—to help keep us coming to you via BuyMeACoffee.com! We’ll shout you out during our podcast episodes and in our show notes here, plus supply you with more fun perks!)
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)
https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)
https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (right here, our Buzzsprout website w/episodes & transcripts!)
And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/
This Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy podcast is made possible in part by a generous grant from The Ardelle Institute, providing Executive Coaching for aspiring and established professionals who want to develop their careers, including upwardly-mobile executives, professionals who may be in between jobs, and college graduates transitioning to the workforce. The Ardelle Institute helps with resumes, cover letters, LinkedIn profiles, interview skills and effective job search strategies. For more information, please call (201) 394-6939, that's (201) 394-6939, or visit them on the web at ardelle-institute.com, that's A-R-D-E-L-L-E dash institute dot com. Take it from me, Gneeecey!
Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omlet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)
It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!
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One Mo' Thang
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“One Mo’ Thang,” Episode 17
Nicki has shrunk to the size of a matchstick due to extreme dimension burn caused by her travels between Earth and Gneeecey’s wacky Perswayssick County. She finds herself living inside the canine-humanoid’s debris-filled T-shirt pocket—not a pleasant place.
Gneeecey quarrels with his double, Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay. The nasty, more sophisticated canine-humanoid had unintentionally transferred himself from his Planet HyenaZitania to Perswayssick County and is staying with Gneeecey until he can return to the double-sunned planet he rules.
Inside Gneeecey’s T-shirt pocket, a spindly green grinning spider shows up, and Nicki’s life flashes before her. Then, one of the commuter jet-like insects that plague Perswayssick County—bugs that have mutated as a natural defense to appear to be high-flying planes—swoops into the picture. What would just be a pesky mosquito-like bite for a normal-sized human could prove fatal for someone Nicki’s size. She grabs a cracked wooden toothpick to defend herself.
The buzzing, living airplane attacks the arachnid. A vividly colored bloodbath ensues. Shaken, arm bleeding, Nicki scrambles inside an envelope.
Evil alien Markman gangster Blond Big-nosed Mark shows up. Gneeecey owes these creeps money. Lots of it. The Markman informs Gneeecey that boss Bob is demanding a “down payment.” Gneeecey reaches into his pocket and hands Blond Big-nosed Mark an envelope containing a thousand-dollar bill—and Nicki.
Vicki, Nicki, Grandma, and even Gneeecey thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., and Toni Aponte, for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate their sponsorship and support more than words can say!
https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (Please support us with a one-time gift or monthly sponsorship amount—various levels available—to help keep us coming to you via BuyMeACoffee.com! We’ll shout you out during our podcast episodes and in our show notes here, plus supply you with more fun perks!)
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)
https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)
https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (right here, our Buzzsprout website w/episodes & transcripts!)
And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/
This Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy podcast is made possible in part by a generous grant from The Ardelle Institute, providing Executive Coaching for aspiring and established professionals who want to develop their careers, including upwardly-mobile executives, professionals who may be in between jobs, and college graduates transitioning to the workforce. The Ardelle Institute help
Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omlet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)
It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!
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In His Pocket
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“In His Pocket,” Episode 19
Nicki recalls during a special therapy session when, due to extreme dimension burn, she first shrank to the size of a matchstick and ended up living in zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s debris-filled T-shirt pocket.
In part two, Gneeecey emerges from Grandma's closet after having eavesdropped on the distressed but thankfully normal-sized Nicki’s session with therapist Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, Grandma, and neurologist, Doctor Idnas. And Nicki decides to teach Gneeecey a lesson.
Vicki, Nicki, Grandma, Dr. Idnas, and even Gneeecey, thank you for listening! And we thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., and Toni Aponte, for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate their sponsorship and support more than words can say!
https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (Please support us with a one-time gift or monthly sponsorship amount—various levels available—to help keep us coming to you via BuyMeACoffee.com! We’ll shout you out during our podcast episodes and in our show notes here, plus supply you with more fun perks!)
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)
https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)
https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (right here, our Buzzsprout website w/episodes & transcripts!)
And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/
This Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy podcast is made possible in part by a generous grant from The Ardelle Institute, providing Executive Coaching for aspiring and established professionals who want to develop their careers, including upwardly-mobile executives, professionals who may be in between jobs, and college graduates transitioning to the workforce. The Ardelle Institute helps with resumes, cover letters, LinkedIn profiles, interview skills and effective job search strategies. For more information, please call (201) 394-6939, that's (201) 394-6939, or visit them on the web at ardelle-institute.com, that's A-R-D-E-L-L-E dash institute dot com. Take it from me, Gneeecey!
Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omlet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)
It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!
Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy - Ain't No Place Like Home
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Transcript / “Ain’t No Place Like Home,” Episode 18, written by Vicki Solá.
All content © 2021 Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy.
Music/Intro: Hi there, I’m author and radio host Vicki Solá, welcoming you to Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy. I invite you to escape with me into the bizarre dimension of Perswayssick County, where wackiness rules! The laughs begin when I morph into my alter ego, radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez and clash with the zany, alien canine-humanoi
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