Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

Parsons and Emslie

Joseph Parsons and Joseph Emslie are best mates and widely celebrated stand up comedians. Every week, they have a light hearted and hilarious chat about all sorts of important and very unimportant things, in the way that only best friends can.

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Top 10 Parsons & Emslie Do Talking Episodes

Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Parsons & Emslie Do Talking episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Parsons & Emslie Do Talking for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Parsons & Emslie Do Talking episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

#6 - Happy New Year let's talk about death (a comedy podcast)

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

01/02/25 • 35 min

Happy New Year everyone, the boys are back after the festive period with one of their funniest podcasts yet. This episode starts off with school chat and somehow meanders into a light-hearted chat about death. In the words of Ange Postecoglou, "it's just what we do mate". Don't worry you don't need to understand that reference.

Anyway! If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

#2 - Wearing a masseuse like a backpack

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

12/05/24 • 34 min

Parsons and Emslie return with another dose of top chat. On today's menu, for starters they talk about massages, for main they talk about haircuts, and for dessert they talk about terrible TV.

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

S2.E2. Jon Long - Art

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

11/06/19 • 43 min

After a strong start from Alasdair, the hugely talented Jon Long (Winner of the Musical Comedy Awards 2016) takes on Art. We talk about bands at school, sport and being Tasha Long's brother.
You can find Jon on Twitter and Instagram using this handle: @JonLongStandup.
If you want to get involved with the show, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

S3. E5 - School Trips - Oxford University

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

11/14/22 • 42 min

Parsons and Emslie are relieving the world of UCAS as they get as close to Oxford University as they have ever been (academically it was never going to happen).
If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslie
Fancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoemates
And finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

S3. E4 - School Trips - Tate Modern

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

11/07/22 • 44 min

It's time for something incredibly high brow. It's time for the Tate Modern. With P&E having to speak quieter as to not disturb their fellow art lovers, can Parsons overcome the hurdle of sound quality in the edit? Spoiler alert, he did. Emslie struggles to get his head around art, can Parsons help him see modernism from a different perspective?
If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslie
Fancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoemates
And finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

S3. E3 - School Trips - Natural History Museum

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

10/31/22 • 54 min

Parsons and Emslie are in London and they've gone to a classic school trip location. If you like rocks, you'll love the Natural History Museum.
If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslie
Fancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoemates
And finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

S3.E2 - School Trips - Bristol Zoo (Part 2)

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

10/25/22 • 40 min

Part 2 of Bristol Zoo with Parsons and Emslie!
If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslie
Fancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoemates
And finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

S3. E2 - School Trips - Bristol Zoo (Part 1)

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

10/25/22 • 37 min

This week Parsons and Emslie have some more animal based fun (in a normal way) at Bristol Zoo for a very special 2 parter.
If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslie
Fancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoemates
And finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

S3.E1 School Trips - Bristol Aquarium

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

10/07/22 • 53 min

Parsons and Emslie are on the road as they return for a special series of school trips. Recorded in the winter of this year, Parsons and Emslie try valiantly to paint the scene in several locations in the UK as they try and learn... something?
This week, they're in Bristol at the Aquarium!
If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslie
Fancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoemates
And finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

#3 - Remember when Parsons was on First Dates?

Parsons & Emslie Do Talking

12/12/24 • 41 min

This week the boys marvel at how their on-the-money prediction about Gregg Wallace lead to the demise of his career just days later. Also on the menu, eating alone alone at restaurants, our geekier sides and Parsons' appearance on First Dates.

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta