One-Way Ticket to the Funky Monkey Dunk Tank

03/25/21 • 56 min

With just a few episodes to go, we’re going to take a wild detour to Andy’s Johnny Karate kids show that doesn’t really advance the plot in any way. But, uh...it’s kind of silly occasionally, so...yay?Andy gets top billing by being a big ol’ goofball, while April is worried that she’s ruining the one thing he loves by moving to Washington, D.C. Ben gets chided for being a nerd, Ron makes some wood, and John Cena shows up, for some reason. Look, it’s not a great episode, okay? We do like all the fake commercials spliced into the episode, though.Meanwhile, SNL movies that were made from questionable premises, the hypocrisy of the NCAA, the joys of snacking on buckeyes, and how good would a Paunch Burger be in real life?Plus, Sean achieved a HUGE milestone. Tune in to see what it is! EPISODE
S7, E10: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Gold Rush Cocktail
Sean: Tequila Sunrise Cocktail
Haleigh: Water (BORING)TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Parks and Rec CharactersCATEGORIES
2021 NCAA Tournament Teams

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Time to Get Baking, Daddy Want Pie!

Ben is running for Congress, and that means Leslie needs to make a pie. But, you know what? That’s pretty darn oppressive, so we bet Leslie and Ben can come up with a good plan to let folks know what’s what.Meanwhile, Ron, April, and Andy are on a treasure hunt for the ages to discover the whereabouts of a spare key Ron lent to April. Donna enjoys a nostalgia trip as she watches Garry drop all kinds of things down a grate at City Hall.There are plenty of guest spots in this episode, too, from Maribeth Monroe to Chris Gethard. And Harris and Brett are here! What a super fun time.Plus, changing the words to songs when you sing them, chaos inside of swimming pools, and that time the Four Tops made a repeat version of “Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch” with “It’s The Same Old Song.” Also, where the heck has Diane been?EPISODE
S7, E9: Pie-MaryDRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey and Haleigh: French 75 made with Dry Yaupon Gin from Treaty Oak Distillery
Sean: White Claw Hard Seltzer and Six Fireball ShotsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Types of PieCATEGORIES
Sesame Street Characters

Next Episode

Pills, Baby!

Mayor Gunderson has passed away, so the town needs to find a new mayor. That means Ben and April are on the job search for a suitable replacement. It’s a who’s who of Pawnee’s finest (and most ridiculous), and Garry is there to notarize whatever happens. But wait! This episode is called two funerals, so there must be another one — and Ron finds out it’s someone close to him. He, Donna, and Andy all pay their respects to a terrific barber.Meanwhile, Leslie convinces Tom that now is the time to propose to Lucy. Ever the showman, Tom decides he wants a multimedia proposal, which involves destroying a jewelry store, a lot of banners, and a live chorus. It ain’t subtle...or is it?Plus, the sturdiness of jewelry store glass cases, “famous” shows we haven’t seen, and Haleigh and Sean GO OFF about the stupid rules of basketball, from intentional fouling to spending 15 minutes dissecting Zapruder Film-esque replays of a ball possibly deflecting off of a player’s shorts.EPISODE
S7, E11: Two FuneralsDRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey and Haleigh: Ben Davis Cider from Texas Keeper Cidery
Sean: Sean MargsTOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Series Finales (YES THERE ARE A FEW SPOILERS, SEAN APOLOGIZES)CATEGORIES
Comic Strips