Episode 02 - Congo

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11/01/22 • 75 min

Today we celebrate, we savour, we relish the sensual journey into carnal desire that is... Congo. Then we fire everybody.
When a bunch of cynical, dead-inside companymen decided to hork out the next Jurassic Park, how could they ever have expected it to go so entirely pear-shaped? What resulted was a monument to hubris, and the final answer to the question Hollywood keeps asking: are monkeys fucking stupid?

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In the episode, we tackle the Cool Cat expanded universe, defame a weirdo, and try to make a sad man's desperate cry for attention into something resembling a movie.
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